A frolic in Cambodia

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You should do breakfast at McDonald's

For the record, this is the only time I ever eat at McDs. For that sweet sweet bacon egg and cheese biscuit. With double hash browns

Lunch sucks.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You should do breakfast at McDonald's and lunch and dinner at the strip club, dumbass. That's what the buffets at the strip clubs are FOR, for chrissakes.

Do I sleep on the couch? B/c your suggestion won't make the bed.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do I sleep on the couch? B/c your suggestion won't make the bed.

She seriously leaves the sheets in the washer or dryer when she leaves? Because there's no reason to make the bed while she's gone. [eta if the sheets are on the bed, teh bed is sleepable. The sheets and blankets dont' have to be pulled up and arranged with the bedspread and the pillows in fancy shams and the throw pillows in order to be able to sleep in it]

This is all a moot point, since you will be passing out on the floor, smothered in stripper glitter, every night she's gone.

P.S. Sausage egg and cheese biscuits. Yum.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is all a moot point, since you will be passing out on the floor, smothered in stripper glitter, every night she's gone.

Did you see this review of anti-spyware programs that could help you to clean the stripper glitter off your PC?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/interne....ap/index.html

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you see this review of anti-spyware programs that could help you to clean the stripper glitter off your PC?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/interne....ap/index.html

Yes, and I also noted that he opted for just wiping his b-i-l's computer and starting over. Which is when I decided to go for just starting over.

Male strippers are coated more in just shiny stuff, like vaseline, rather than glitter, in my experience.

Note that in all seriousness, I really don't download stuff willy-nilly so I'm not sure where all this came from, other than that Explorer sucks. I will be using it only for McAfee from now on.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Lunch sucks.

I can't believe I almost let this go by . . .

so you are opting for the champange room at the strip club?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I can't believe I almost let this go by . . .

so you are opting for the champange room at the strip club?

Well, you're more likely to get a roast beef sandwich there.

[NotFromHere]

Bravo announced Thursday the makeover show's spin-off, "Queer Eye for the Straight Girl," is starring not a fab five but a quadruplet — and one of them is female.

She's former model Honey Labrador , who's been seen in the pages of Elle and Mademoiselle and in episodes of the sexy Showtime series "Red Shoe Diaries."

The show promises to transform heterosexual women for events such as a proposal, a 30th birthday and a wedding.

OK, either she was born with an unfortunate name, or her manager picked the shittiest one he/she could think of for her.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, you're more likely to get a roast beef sandwich there.

I prefer sausage to roast beef. See above.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I prefer sausage to roast beef. See above.

Deleted b/c of extremely gigantic picture of a girl getting ready to eat a very long sausage.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Deleted b/c of extremely gigantic picture of a girl getting ready to eat a very long sausage.

An "in your buns?" joke would have been funnier, IMHO. IYKWIM.

[tmdiva]

I went as Sonia Gandhi, which was actually about the laziest possible costume, since I already had the outfit.

The party I went to on Friday had lots of kids. One 12-year-old boy (part Samoan and HUGE) dressed as a fairy, complete with pink tutu, pointy hat and magic wand. A woman in her mid-30s did a pretty good Mr. Clean.

The party I went to on Saturday had a Napoleon Dynamite foursome--Napoleon, Deb, the Liger and a bag of Tater Tots. There was also a Snow White and a Huntsman in a very nice medieval tunic. My favorite was a couple dressed as Thing 1 and thing 2 in red long johns and light blue afros.

tm

[bold_n_brazen]

Keyshawn Johnson wants to spank Pam Oliver for reporting that he yelled at an assitant coach.

"I almost wanted to get on a plane, find where she is at, and sit her down and spank her with a ruler really, really hard, because it makes no sense."

Pam Oliver, when asked what she would do if Keyshawn were to try to spank her...

"I will punch him in the face."

Link.

Keyshawn will be played by Wonk in the musical. Fringey will play Ms. Oliver.

[ilikenewsocks]

Yay for higher turnout.

Question: Is it wrong to be glad you voted if only because you stood in line behind some smoking hot 19 year old?

Followup question: Is there anything better than killing time standing behind a stripper-hot person of your preferred gender, where (in this case) she's flushed with the pride of exercising her patriotic duty, and you're just, well, flushed?

At this point, I hardly care who wins.

Yours,
Morning W

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ilikenewsocks


Followup question: Is there anything better than killing time standing behind a stripper-hot person of your preferred gender, where (in this case) she's flushed with the pride of exercising her patriotic duty, and you're just, well, flushed?

A good rogering in the polling station? Duh.