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11-08-2004, 01:26 PM
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#976
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Sharapova
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Originally posted by Gattigap
I'm sorry, what? She has feet?
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Is she 18 yet? If not, I'm keeping my comments to myself.
Nice tits though.
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11-08-2004, 01:28 PM
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#977
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sharapova
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Nice tits though.
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I didn't see any TITS. |
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11-08-2004, 01:28 PM
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#978
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25 characters?
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Sharapova
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is she 18 yet? If not, I'm keeping my comments to myself.
Nice tits though.
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I think my screen needs an adjustment...
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Light travels faster then sound. Thats why some people seem bright until you hear what they have to say.
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11-08-2004, 01:33 PM
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Who wants to smell?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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And of course, napalm in the morning.
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Yeah that's a really great smell.
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11-08-2004, 01:37 PM
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#980
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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ACL update
For those of you who like to schedule things a few months in advance:
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2005 Festival Dates Set
After consulting with calendars, almanacs, meteorologists, football schedules, and Yoda, the 2005 Festival dates are set:
September 23, 24, and 25, 2005.
Mark your calendars today.
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And pray for a cold front.
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11-08-2004, 01:37 PM
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#981
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Who wants to smell?
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Of course, the smell of saddle and horse sweat really beats any perfume, right?
My favorite smell: the fields thawing in the springtime. Not sure it would ever sell. A bit of an acquired taste.
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Well, there's nothing better than that new car smell. Nothing like the smell of new moo.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-08-2004, 01:46 PM
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#982
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Registered User
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Sharapova
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She's got some giant feet.
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Is this posting another one about smell, or are we moving on to the sense of touch? |
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11-08-2004, 01:47 PM
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#983
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Sharapova
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I didn't see any TITS.
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I know. It was a directly-contradicting-my-previous-statement joke.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-08-2004, 01:49 PM
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Who wants to smell?
Quote:
Originally posted by viet_mom
Yeah that's a really great smell.
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It's an "Apocalypse Now" reference. I have personally never smelled napalm, and have no idea if I like it in the morning, afternoon or evening.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-08-2004, 01:54 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Who wants to smell?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's an "Apocalypse Now" reference.
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Yes, a very popular quote.
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What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about??
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11-08-2004, 01:57 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Who wants to smell?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's an "Apocalypse Now" reference. I have personally never smelled napalm, and have no idea if I like it in the morning, afternoon or evening.
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I have smelled napalm. It's nasty.
Speaking of explaining movie quotes, this weekend I did a particularly apt and alcohol-fueled "my daughter (slap) my sister (slap) my daughter (slap)"* rendition. (I was slapping myself in the face). My audience was singularly unappreciative.
It's a sad time.
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11-08-2004, 02:01 PM
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#987
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Who wants to smell?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have smelled napalm. It's nasty.
*If anyone doesn't get this, so be it.
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I have smelled tear gas. It's nasty, horrible stuff. Smells like rotten eggs soaked in vinegar.
And from what I can tell, the smell leaches into your clothing forever.
eta that I don't get the above slap quote. So be it.
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11-08-2004, 02:03 PM
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#988
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usually superfluous
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: the comfy chair
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Who wants to smell?
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
eta that I don't get the above slap quote. So be it.
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Chinatown
ETA: yes, I somehow managed to spell "Chinatown" wrong
Last edited by soup sandwich; 11-08-2004 at 02:07 PM..
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11-08-2004, 02:04 PM
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#989
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Who wants to smell?
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have smelled napalm. It's nasty.
Speaking of explaining movie quotes, this weekend I did a particularly apt and alcohol-fueled "my daughter (slap) my sister (slap) my daughter (slap)"* rendition. (I was slapping myself in the face). My audience was singularly unappreciative.
It's a sad time.
*If anyone doesn't get this, so be it.
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I like it when people don't get it, or better yet, when two people get it and the others can't tell it's a movie/tv quote b/c it was so deftly applied to the topic or situation that the statement/quote seemed entirely reasonable and relevant. Everyone kinds of nods in agreement, and you look over at the person who gets it and give him that "Man Getting Hit By Football (starring George C. Scott)" look.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 11-08-2004 at 02:06 PM..
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11-08-2004, 02:13 PM
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#990
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Who wants to smell?
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I like it when people don't get it, or better yet, when two people get it and the others can't tell it's a movie/tv quote b/c it was so deftly applied to the topic or situation that the statement/quote seemed entirely reasonable and relevant. Everyone kinds of nods in agreement, and you look over at the person who gets it and give him that "Man Getting Hit By Football (starring George C. Scott)" look.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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