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11-11-2004, 02:55 PM
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#1501
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Have I told you lately how sexy you are?*
*No? That's because it would have been artificial and meaningless. Besides, aren't you secure enough not to need to hear it?
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I don't like it when women tell me I'm sexy, even if I am. I feel like I'm in a bad movie/soap opera.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-11-2004, 02:56 PM
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#1502
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't like it when women tell me I'm sexy, even if I am. I feel like I'm in a bad movie/soap opera.
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Ooooh.... that's so sexy.
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11-11-2004, 02:56 PM
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#1503
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,202
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
**shit I sound like Sebby.
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Its the revolution of the angry moderate. I actually said in a conf call last week, "maybe, if everyone wasn't so fucking self centered about every goddamned little thing, we could actually get this done." I am off that case now.
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11-11-2004, 02:57 PM
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#1504
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't like it when women tell me I'm sexy, even if I am. I feel like I'm in a bad movie/soap opera.
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Stop lying. You don't like it when someone who is not hot does it. Oh. Wait. Sorry. I hope you weren't making a statement about what kind of uggos tell you you're sexy (besides my dear, dear mother, of course).
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11-11-2004, 02:58 PM
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#1505
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't like it when women tell me I'm sexy, even if I am. I feel like I'm in a bad movie/soap opera.
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I'm not a huge fan of anyone every saying "Hey, sexy" to me. I mean, I appreciate the sentiment, but . . .
It's not a dealbreaker, though.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-11-2004, 02:58 PM
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#1506
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Stop going to cocktail parties with dumbasses.
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Don't think I enjoy that shit. I haven't figured out how to get out of these things.
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Shrug like you don't give a shit if someone thinks you mislead them into thinking you were married. My response would be, "What does misleading you about something like that get me? I just didn't feel like explaining a dynamic of our relationship to someone I don't really know. But, it looks like you picked up on the nature of our relationship anyway, so what's your problem?"
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I do like this one. But, alas, I'd never say it. I'm a chickenshit.
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Introduce him like so: This is my man. Don't any of you clamato-swillin' hos even think about it.
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gwnc, you are on notice.
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PS - And stop dropping hints about wanting to get married on the board. [Before you blow my head off, that was a joke.]
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11-11-2004, 03:00 PM
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#1507
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Stop lying. You don't like it when someone who is not hot does it. Oh. Wait. Sorry. I hope you weren't making a statement about what kind of uggos tell you you're sexy (besides my dear, dear mother, of course).
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I don't really like compliments in general. I'm not very good at accepting them.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-11-2004, 03:01 PM
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#1508
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't really like compliments in general. I'm not very good at accepting them.
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I find this an unattractive trait in men.
You should learn to simply say "thank you".
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11-11-2004, 03:02 PM
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#1509
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't really like compliments in general. I'm not very good at accepting them.
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You just don't have enough experience, thats all.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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11-11-2004, 03:03 PM
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#1510
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I find this an unattractive trait in men.
You should learn to simply say "thank you".
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You're probably right.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-11-2004, 03:04 PM
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#1511
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You just don't have enough experience, thats all.
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You're also probably right.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-11-2004, 03:05 PM
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#1512
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I do like this one. But, alas, I'd never say it. I'm a chickenshit.
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Just dial the TCOTU/TM edge back a few, put it in a southern drawl, and you'll say it with apparent charm while sticking the same knife in.
Or the term companion, or something (whether or not that sounds like grandparents who aren't getting married because of the social security payments). |
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11-11-2004, 03:06 PM
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#1513
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I find this an unattractive trait in men.
You should learn to simply say "thank you".
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C'est si chaud.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-11-2004, 03:06 PM
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#1514
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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sebastian_dangerfield
... angry moderate....
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Trademark this. I think you're onto something. |
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11-11-2004, 03:06 PM
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#1515
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Just dial the TCOTU/TM edge back a few, put it in a southern drawl, and you'll say it with apparent charm while sticking the same knife in.
Or the term companion, or something (whether or not that sounds like grandparents who aren't getting married because of the social security payments).
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I like the word paramour.
Not that I could pull it off or anything. I just like it.
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