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11-18-2004, 05:10 PM
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#2506
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Spurrier, COCKy
Wow. Steve Spurrier was offended that after 122 wins, 6 conference titles and one national title for his alma mater, Florida wanted him to go through a complete, formal interviewing process again to become the football coach. When they asked for his resume, Spurrier reportedly told them to "go look in the trophy case."
I knew he was pissed when he told them to go pound sand, but I didn't know he was this pissed at them. ESPN is reporting that the Ol' Ball Coach is headed to South Carolina to replace Lou Holtz after this year. Not only in the SEC, but in Florida's division to boot. Come the fall, this is one game I'll watch.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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11-18-2004, 05:11 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No wonder you're a spinster.
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I like the word "spinster". Spinster. Spinster.
Yes, it's a great word.
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11-18-2004, 05:15 PM
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#2508
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You really do care!
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Yes! Also, unedited, I sounded like the Uncle Tom voice that black people use when mocking ignorant white people.
"I'm fixin' to be Pres-O-dent!"
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-18-2004, 05:17 PM
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#2509
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Pronunciation Peeves
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If he cared, wouldn't he have put a comma after "Oh"?
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That was intentional. I didn't want any pause after "Oh."
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-18-2004, 05:17 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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It's Monday Night Football people!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So (should this be moved to the PB?), is there any merit to the theory that networks are speeding the FCC's suicide along by purposely being controversial? B/c this is a war the FCC cannot win.
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Ya think? Refusing to broadcast Saving Private Ryan on Veterans' Day?
I know several radio and television station managers and owners; they all have one thing in common, regardless of their personal views on the propriety of various types of programs: they all hate the FCC. With the fire of a thousand angry suns.
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11-18-2004, 05:18 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Pronunciation Peeves
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes! Also, unedited, I sounded like the Uncle Tom voice that black people use when mocking ignorant white people.
"I'm fixin' to be Pres-O-dent!"
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My personal favorite is, "I'm gonna drop me some BOMZ!!" (said with requisite cheesy grin that only Chris Rock can do to perfection).
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11-18-2004, 05:18 PM
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#2512
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Perhaps he was talking about the Olde Forte down the road from Ye Olde Curiousity Shoppe and Ye Jolly Goode Inn.
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I can't believe I laughed at this.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-18-2004, 05:19 PM
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#2513
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That was intentional. I didn't want any pause after "Oh."
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Sometimes a brief pause at the beginning is nice.
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11-18-2004, 05:20 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Pronunciation Peeves
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That was intentional. I didn't want any pause after "Oh."
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Ohhh.
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11-18-2004, 05:23 PM
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#2515
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
No wonder you're a spinster.
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Why must women always attack each other? Why can't we band together and find strength in numbers?
Why isn't it time to go home yet?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-18-2004, 05:24 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't believe I laughed at this.
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I can. It was funny.
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11-18-2004, 05:24 PM
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#2517
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why isn't it time to go home yet?
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To your cold and empty, lifeless apartment, with the harsh kitchen?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-18-2004, 05:24 PM
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#2518
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Pronunciation Peeves
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why isn't it time to go home yet?
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lazy ho.
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11-18-2004, 05:25 PM
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#2519
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Pronunciation Peeves
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why must women always attack each other? Why can't we band together and find strength in numbers?
Why isn't it time to go home yet?
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Because we aren't drunk yet, duh.
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11-18-2004, 05:26 PM
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#2520
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I can. It was funny.
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Oh, I know. Oh I know.
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