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11-19-2004, 04:32 PM
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#2671
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Roses are Blue, Violets are Too
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Agreed. But nonetheless a serious disappointment on a Friday afternoon.
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Didn't you once post pictures of ice cream on a friday afternoon? |
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11-19-2004, 04:34 PM
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#2672
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Roses are Blue, Violets are Too
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Agreed. But nonetheless a serious disappointment on a Friday afternoon.
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Well, yeah.
I have always enjoyed playing with icing, frosting, cool whip, nuttella, and other spreadable yummy things, though. Real food is more fun than flavored lubes and other assorted products that are supposed to bring flavor to the bedroom, in my experience.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-19-2004, 04:34 PM
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#2673
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,049
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double post
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have never had the sex with TM, alas. Whoever this "chick" was, she was a chick with a dick.
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Slave is getting your dreams confused with glamour pussy's dreams, I think.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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11-19-2004, 04:34 PM
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#2674
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Roses are Blue, Violets are Too
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Didn't you once post pictures of ice cream on a friday afternoon?
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I can't remember if it was a Friday, but yes, I did. Once. To settle an argument. About jimmies. Which led to a discussion about penises, thus redeeming me.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-19-2004, 04:35 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Roses are Blue, Violets are Too
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Agreed. But nonetheless a serious disappointment on a Friday afternoon.
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You have identified the problem -- that is the first, and most important, step towards solving it. The future is in your hands. You are your own Agent of Change. Carpe Diem.
In other words, Show Us Your Tits. |
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11-19-2004, 04:35 PM
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#2676
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Roses are Blue, Violets are Too
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, yeah.
I have always enjoyed playing with icing, frosting, cool whip, nuttella, and other spreadable yummy things, though. Real food is more fun than flavored lubes, in my experience.
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I've been meaning to tell you, you're my kind of girl. In my head, you kind of look like Ami from Survivor. This is a very good thing.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-19-2004, 04:37 PM
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#2677
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Roses are Blue, Violets are Too
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I've been meaning to tell you, you're my kind of girl. In my head, you kind of look like Ami from Survivor. This is a very good thing.
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You should ask my ex- about our great popsicle experiment. It didn't work as well in practice as in theory, but as with the magic shell incident, we had to try in the name of science.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-19-2004, 04:37 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Is Beefcake Better?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Agreed. But nonetheless a serious disappointment on a Friday afternoon.
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11-19-2004, 04:39 PM
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#2679
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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I know all there is to know about the crying game
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I had a happy happy dream last night about meeting up with someone with whom I very much like to do the sex and another person who was ostensibly his girlfriend. I was reluctantly going to participate in FMF just because I am hard up, but then it turned out that he had planned a nice happy surprise for me -- the "girlfriend" was actually a guy dressed up as a girl and we were doing an MFM, not an FMF.
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Dear Penthouse Forum:
I am a student at a large Midwestern university, and I always thought that the letters you publish were fictitious -- until I met F.B.
Apropos of nothing, Fenwick's secretary made a red velvet cake for the Not Bob & Associates Thanksgiving luncheon. Delicious. I gave her a raise. |
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11-19-2004, 04:41 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Please TF Me
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Pic of dudes
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Whoa! Damage control:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 11-19-2004 at 04:44 PM..
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11-19-2004, 04:42 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Is Beefcake Better?
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
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1 semihot guy out of 6 is the best you can do?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-19-2004, 04:43 PM
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#2682
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Roses are Blue, Violets are Too
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
You have identified the problem -- that is the first, and most important, step towards solving it. The future is in your hands. You are your own Agent of Change. Carpe Diem.
In other words, Show Us Your Tits.
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I changed my avatar. Is that good enough?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-19-2004, 04:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Is Beefcake Better?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
1 semihot guy out of 6 is the best you can do?
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My judgment is better on women. Am I in hot water with you, now, too?
I offer you whipped cream.
Spree: Mild But Tasteful!
Last edited by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy; 11-19-2004 at 04:49 PM..
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11-19-2004, 04:45 PM
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#2684
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Is Beefcake Better?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
1 semihot guy out of 6 is the best you can do?
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Odd. On a google for "beefcake" I get Robert Conrad and Hugh Beaumont. I'm going to have to write a letter to google. That's just not right.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-19-2004, 04:49 PM
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#2685
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I know all there is to know about the crying game
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Dear Penthouse Forum:
I am a student at a large Midwestern university, and I always thought that the letters you publish were fictitious -- until I met F.B.
Apropos of nothing, Fenwick's secretary made a red velvet cake for the Not Bob & Associates Thanksgiving luncheon. Delicious. I gave her a raise.
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It was just a dream, NB. Sorry.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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