A frolic in Cambodia

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Dry spell poll

Six days.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
my decision. Sometimes I prefer that over the other. Call it a quirk.

Nice quirk.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
my decision. Sometimes I prefer that over the other. Call it a quirk.

Oh, that's right. I forgot. And since you said that The Earth (sometimes) Moves For You while giving blow jobs, then that's a yes for you.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If this helps at all, Mrs. Wonk discovered that sex was good at relieving back pains from carrying the wonklets. And when you get real close, the contractions of orgasm can sometimes trigger labor, for when she's really ready to get the little sucker out.

Yeah, Mrs. Wonk was a pretty good lay when she was knocked up.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Six days.

I think this deserves some sort of prize. I would suggest a golden vibrator, but that is clearly not appropriate.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
were any of your clothes off during the blowjobs? it seems to me the standard should include any sort of naked or practically naked frolicing, but maybe my definition is overbroad.

It is. A blowjob does not count as the end of a dry spell. It just teases you cruelly.

But its a good kind of cruelty.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
And when you get real close, the contractions of orgasm can sometimes trigger labor, for when she's really ready to get the little sucker out.

Okay, but how'd that help getting her baby out?

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If this helps at all, Mrs. Wonk discovered that sex was good at relieving back pains from carrying the wonklets. And when you get real close, the contractions of orgasm can sometimes trigger labor, for when she's really ready to get the little sucker out.

Sexy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay, but how'd that help getting her baby out?

TM

Why? Why would you ask that?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
my decision. Sometimes I prefer that over the other. Call it a quirk.

How does a woman enjoy a blow job? It just looks like a tremendous amount of work. I also have TMJ, so it looks damn painful to me.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why? Why would you ask that?

It's not a real question. You see, I was making a joke about the size of Wonk's dick, not asking a real question about birthin' babies*. I guess you had to be there.**

TM

*(even if I don't know nuthin' 'bout that)

**In advance, let me say that I don't mean being there as in the delivery room. I mean virtually there (or here if that clears things up for you) for the bad joke I just posted that went right over your head.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How does a woman enjoy a blow job? It just looks like a tremendous amount of work. I also have TMJ, so it looks damn painful to me.

Strange question. Do you enjoy eating women out? It makes me very excited, especially when they get into it. I'm always hardest right after I perform as a cunning linguist.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How does a woman enjoy a blow job? It just looks like a tremendous amount of work. I also have TMJ, so it looks damn painful to me.

All I can think is that it has to do with liking things in your mouth. I sucked my thumb until I was 15. I still suck it sometimes when I sleep. I don't know.

eta also it's fun.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How does a woman enjoy a blow job? It just looks like a tremendous amount of work. I also have TMJ, so it looks damn painful to me.

I love giving head. Knowing that I'm the reason someone's getting off is very sexy for me. I like trying different speeds and pressures and running my tongue over different areas. I like knowing that I'm about to make someone lose control.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Strange question. Do you enjoy eating women out? It makes me very excited, especially when they get into it. I'm always hardest right after I perform as a cunning linguist.

TM

Sure. Anything that gets her crazy is fun. But as to enjoying the actual physical act of the eating out... Eh, I'm lukewarm on it.