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11-22-2004, 05:54 PM
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#2836
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uh...
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
All I can think is that it has to do with liking things in your mouth. I sucked my thumb until I was 15. I still suck it sometimes when I sleep. I don't know.
eta also it's fun.
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I used to chew pens like a madman. I've also smoked on and off for years. But I've never wanted to give a blow job. Go figure...
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11-22-2004, 05:55 PM
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#2837
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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uh...
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sure. Anything that gets her crazy is fun. But as to enjoying the actual physical act of the eating out... Eh, I'm lukewarm on it.
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I'm absolutely positive that we've all had this conversation before.
For those wondering, I came down on the side of eating pussy = good.
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11-22-2004, 05:58 PM
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#2838
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Damn, Hank. How much did you have to drink last night?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And Fuck the Texans coaching staff. This was a winnable game, but when every single person in the stadium knows what plays you're going to call, there's no fucking way you're going to win.
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For the benefit of those whose power went out during the game, and whose cable was out after power returned, what was the play?
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11-22-2004, 05:58 PM
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#2839
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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uh...
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I'm absolutely positive that we've all had this conversation before.
For those wondering, I came down on the side of eating pussy = good.
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I'm going to have to develop a database for GAs that I can and can't go to bed with, cross referencing the PB litmus test, the GA's physical preferences, and preferred/enjoyed sex-acts.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 11-22-2004 at 06:02 PM..
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11-22-2004, 06:00 PM
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#2840
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Damn, Hank. How much did you have to drink last night?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
For the benefit of those whose power went out during the game, and whose cable was out after power returned, what was the play?
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The fucking Domanick Davis run up the middle on first down for a gain of -1 to 2. Followed by Domanick Davis run up the middle on second down for a gain of -1 to 2. Leading to the inevitable 3rd and 7.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-22-2004, 06:01 PM
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#2841
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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uh...
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I'm absolutely positive that we've all had this conversation before.
For those wondering, I came down on the side of eating pussy = good.
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rare roast beef. no, I don't think this has been discussed before.
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11-22-2004, 06:02 PM
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#2842
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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uh...
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I used to chew pens like a madman. I've also smoked on and off for years. But I've never wanted to give a blow job. Go figure...
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hmm. Your anecdotal evidence blows (hehe) a big hole in my well-thought-out theory. I'm not sure where to go from here.
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11-22-2004, 06:02 PM
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#2843
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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uh...
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sure. Anything that gets her crazy is fun. But as to enjoying the actual physical act of the eating out... Eh, I'm lukewarm on it.
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Sounds like you just drive the ladies wild.
TM
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11-22-2004, 06:04 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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uh...
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I'm absolutely positive that we've all had this conversation before.
For those wondering, I came down on the side of eating pussy = good.
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It's fun as hell.
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11-22-2004, 06:05 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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uh...
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
hmm. Your anecdotal evidence blows (hehe) a big hole in my well-thought-out theory. I'm not sure where to go from here.
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Ummmm....My house?*
* Note to baltspouse: just kidding. No really, I'm just kidding. No really. No need for a knife. I'm sorry.
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11-22-2004, 06:10 PM
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#2846
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Damn, Hank. How much did you have to drink last night?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The fucking Domanick Davis run up the middle on first down for a gain of -1 to 2. Followed by Domanick Davis run up the middle on second down for a gain of -1 to 2. Leading to the inevitable 3rd and 7.
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Ah, I should have known. That same play that lost 5 yards in overtime last year against NE, putting them out of field goal range.
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11-22-2004, 06:15 PM
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#2847
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Damn, Hank. How much did you have to drink last night?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ah, I should have known. That same play that lost 5 yards in overtime last year against NE, putting them out of field goal range.
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I offered some helpful suggestions to the coaching staff last night, but I was pointedly ingored. It couldn't have been that they didn't hear the suggestion because everyone in the stadium was saying the same damned thing.
Except, of course, for the assholes with styrafoam headgear.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-22-2004, 06:16 PM
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#2848
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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uh...
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sounds like you just drive the ladies wild.
TM
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Shit, we've been here before as well... I like fucking. I prefer it to anything else you can think of... Eating pussy's fine, but fucking's the best part of the whole gig. Slow, fast, shifting angles, shifting positions. If you can fuck for a long time, why do anything else?
But of course, I do recognize the need to get her warmed up...
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11-22-2004, 06:18 PM
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#2849
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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uh...
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Yeah, Mrs. Wonk was a pretty good lay when she was knocked up.
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Fuck you. You couldn't fuck her with my dick! Er, uh.....
Nevermind.
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11-22-2004, 06:20 PM
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#2850
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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uh...
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I love giving head. Knowing that I'm the reason someone's getting off is very sexy for me. I like trying different speeds and pressures and running my tongue over different areas. I like knowing that I'm about to make someone lose control.
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Thank you.
Does this count as an end to the dry spell?
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