A frolic in Cambodia - Page 217

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-24-2004, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Other holiday movies I should watch?

My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

Hank Chinaski · 11-24-2004, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its not like I flunk. I give it the college effort and get the "Gentleman's C".

I thought it was a "pass/fail" thing....

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-24-2004, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Chicken-ass chicken shits. You guys are never going to make it in the porn industry.

Without balls, you just wouldn't understand. Its like conversing with SHFM about sexual history.

ilikenewsocks · 11-24-2004, 03:21 PM

When you're a college official, aren't you supposed to talk UP the intellect of your student body?

Quote:

Chuck Gagliano, assistant vice president for housing and food services at Michigan State University, said he would never use such a justification.

"Gee, I've never tried that before," he said. "I can't ever imagine standing in front of a board of trustees ... and saying, 'This is the reason we have to raise food prices."'

Gagliano said he has not noticed Michigan State students eating more protein and fewer carbohydrates. "I'm not even sure they know what carbohydrates are," he said.

required link

Alex_de_Large · 11-24-2004, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Chicken-ass chicken shits. You guys are never going to make it in the porn industry.

I'm ok with that.

Alex_de_Large · 11-24-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So Thanksgiving's lineup says that Survivor and Apprentice will be up against the Grinch (Jim Carrey's version) and Charlie Brown. I haven't seen the Grinch (Jim Carrey's version) - is it worth it?

My favorite holiday movie is Christmas Vacation. I watch it every year. I love the part where the cat bites the Christmas tree lights.

I had never seen "It's a Wonderful Life" before about 3 years ago, but I guess I've seen it every year since.

Other holiday movies I should watch? I used to watch Rudolph and Frosty every year, but now I've grown tired of Burl Ives so haven't watched them in awhile.

"Bad Santa" is supposed to be pretty damned funny, though I've never seen it.

Tyrone Slothrop · 11-24-2004, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

You and my wife. Scrooged is underrated, too.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-24-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I thought it was a "pass/fail" thing....

I didn't go to Brown. I believe my application was used to prop up a table in the cafeteria.

Phoning it in is giving 80%. Them's passing #s.

ltl/fb · 11-24-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Without balls, you just wouldn't understand. Its like conversing with SHFM about sexual history.

So you are saying that the bare-balled porn stars remove hair how? I think the laser hair removal involves waxing. The grazing issue you referred to I believe was in reference to shaving. Waxing is out, apparently. Nair can't be used in those areas.

Electric razor? The last guy I saw, it looked too close-shaven to be that, but I think he was blondish.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-24-2004, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
"Bad Santa" is supposed to be pretty damned funny, though I've never seen it.

Your wife would like it, almost as much as...

Rent it. its good.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-24-2004, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So you are saying that the bare-balled porn stars remove hair how? I think the laser hair removal involves waxing. The grazing issue you referred to I believe was in reference to shaving. Waxing is out, apparently. Nair can't be used in those areas.

Electric razor? The last guy I saw, it looked too close-shaven to be that, but I think he was blondish.

You can shave it without grazing. Its fairly easy. Slave can probably point you to an online pamphlet on it.

ltl/fb · 11-24-2004, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I didn't go to Brown. I believe my application was used to prop up a table in the cafeteria.

Phoning it in is giving 80%. Them's passing #s.

Wherever you went, sounds like they were easy graders.

Not Bob · 11-24-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So you are saying that the bare-balled porn stars remove hair how? I think the laser hair removal involves waxing. The grazing issue you referred to I believe was in reference to shaving. Waxing is out, apparently. Nair can't be used in those areas.

Electric razor? The last guy I saw, it looked too close-shaven to be that, but I think he was blondish.

Actually, I think that sebby's "grazing" comment was an aside regarding the whole pain issue. It was about being hit in the balls, and wasn't about hair removal. He was saying, I think, that a glancing blow is sometimes more painful that a direct hit (which, apropos of nothing, is true in my experience as well).

That being said, I wouldn't have a clue as where to go to get a "back, sack, and crack" waxing -- I'm guessing the aestheticians at Help Me, Wanda's Beauty Emporium don't want to go there. (So to speak.)

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-24-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wherever you went, sounds like they were easy graders.

"Professor, its unfair to give me a D and him a C. We shared the project equally."

"When you're a senior, you'll get Cs for D level work too."

Hank Chinaski · 11-24-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wherever you went, sounds like they were easy graders.

I only had 75%, but still pull a 3.5. turns out some my predecessors set the class average low.