A frolic in Cambodia - Page 272

robustpuppy · 12-02-2004, 04:49 PM

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I can't decide whether to go with "those are really only 34Bs in American" or "you barely notice that she seems to have borrowed Jerry Orbach's dentures." (They're equally lame, I know, that's kind of the pernt.)

SlaveNoMore · 12-02-2004, 04:50 PM

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robustpuppy
Maybe if you had French-Canadian tits, Burger would make an exception.

Dissent

robustpuppy · 12-02-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dissent

Serves her right for pounding on her own chest and disrespecting them that way. Also, for whoring them out so some fat, old, disgusting, sleazebag rich guy who happened to be her producer could drool on them.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-02-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
[New Avatar]

What part of you physically or personality-wise do you think your new avatar represents?

TM

ltl/fb · 12-02-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Does he throw staplers?

(Sorry, between the posts on the Staples auction and the pictures from Office Space I'm picturing Milton in a Yankee uniform, sitting on the bench in the bull pen rocking back and forth like Terry Francona)

I can't believe no one has yet worked a stapler into an ass-fucking joke. Even though there was a Paris-Hilton-video-as-a-free-gift-with-stapler joke.

ltl/fb · 12-02-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
She does, but she keeps making me whisper in her ear about ERISA.

If you'd ever fucked a man who wasn't too drunk to spell his name, you might know that enough is never enough.

Dissent. Men, alas, can only come like 3 or 4 times before they have to rest.

It's pathetic.

And annoying.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-02-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can't decide whether to go with "those are really only 34Bs in American" or "you barely notice that she seems to have borrowed Jerry Orbach's dentures." (They're equally lame, I know, that's kind of the pernt.)

"P-u-r-n-t." Like "jurnt." Jesus.

TM

notcasesensitive · 12-02-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I can't believe no one has yet worked a stapler into an ass-fucking joke. Even though there was a Paris-Hilton-video-as-a-free-gift-with-stapler joke.

The boys of South Park did last night. The. Grossest. South Park. Ever.

ltl/fb · 12-02-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The boys of South Park did last night. The. Grossest. South Park. Ever.

What was gross about it? Just using a stapler anally? I would think if you used the end that doesn't have sharp edges, it would be OK.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-02-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What part of you physically or personality-wise do you think your new avatar represents?

TM

I just noticed that RP's posts are much hotter when read next to an attractive avatar. My old avatar was of a nerd fraternity.

Wormser would be ashamed.

Sidd Finch · 12-02-2004, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What part of you physically or personality-wise do you think your new avatar represents?

TM

It's irony.

(Is this a poll, or were you just asking Coltrane?)

Not Bob · 12-02-2004, 05:14 PM

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Hmm. When you were in 6th grade, I think I was 25. This is not saying anything one way or another about age - just that in all likelihood, I don't think you were kicking my grammar-loving ass at that time.

Hmmm. I was once a presenter for Career Day ("ok, kids, I'm handing out photocopies of the Am Jur section on premises liability -- and remember that those memos are due first thing Monday morning!") at Chester A. Arthur Elementary School around that time, and I got beaned in the head while playing dodge ball during recess.

Coltrane, if that was you, you were a mean little bastard, and I'm glad that the exchange student from India (she said I reminded her of George Washington, so she acted as my enforcer) broke your glasses and made you cry.

Replaced_Texan · 12-02-2004, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What was gross about it? Just using a stapler anally? I would think if you used the end that doesn't have sharp edges, it would be OK.

South Park's very first episode was "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" and that thing had sharp edges. This must have been worse than that.

I'll review the footage and get back to you later.

NotFromHere · 12-02-2004, 05:32 PM

OK, Coltrane's avatar reminds me of the 1 day off I had last week and spent that day at the car show (hi Alex!).
The 2005 Mustang, I thought, had a lot of potential since it looks a lot like a throwback late 60's model. Come to find out that up close it's pure crap. I was sort of disappointed. Only sort of, because I know Ford products but was expecting more. There was no interior room (less if you can imagine than last year's model) and it was all cheesy plastic. The fenders appeared to be plastic as well. And the fit and finish was pure crap. The sheet metal on the hood was so thin, that the front edge was almost sharp.

Good news, those of us who hated the interior of the Infiniti G35 will be pleased to know that there has been a much needed de-cheesing of the interior so as not to look so high-school. It looks a whole lot better now.

And the new Acura RL is very very nice. They did a good job on this one.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-02-2004, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I just noticed that RP's posts are much hotter when read next to an attractive avatar. My old avatar was of a nerd fraternity.

Wormser would be ashamed.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

TM