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12-02-2004, 05:47 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Female Viagra
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't think so because Bilmore and Wonk are allowed to post here. Perhaps he is an anti-Canadianite. Which is a shame, because we tend to have nice tits.
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I am all in favor of Maple-Flavored Sluts. Carry on.
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12-02-2004, 05:49 PM
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#4082
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Female Viagra
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
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I'm pretty sure those were made in America. Although the originals were quite nice. Nicer, in fact.
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12-02-2004, 05:49 PM
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#4083
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Translation needed
I've adopted a kid for Christmas through the bar association, and I'm having trouble understanding the lingo of her list.
Bratz doll?
Leapfrog?
And what sort of clothes are in with the four-year-old set?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-02-2004, 05:49 PM
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sock Drawer
Posts: 192
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Fa-La-La-La, La La, La La La <whump>
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"I'm beginning to think I'm not nearly as fucked up as some people have led me to believe. "
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12-02-2004, 05:53 PM
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#4085
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Hank is a dinosaur
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Obviously, I love it.
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Ty - you could end up in sunny's bf's lunchbox collection! 
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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12-02-2004, 05:54 PM
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#4086
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've adopted a kid for Christmas through the bar association, and I'm having trouble understanding the lingo of her list.
Bratz doll?
Leapfrog?
And what sort of clothes are in with the four-year-old set?
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Bratz are truly twisted little dolls that celebrate the sexualizing of girls the age of Jonbenet Ramsey as a cultural value. Don't support her in this regard. Get her Barbies. Barbies will only warp her self-image; Bratz will encourage her to hook up on the jungle gym.
Leapfrog is a kind of electronic gizmo that you insert books into and they pronounce words, give answers to math problems, teach basic foreign langauges, depending on the books you buy to go with them. They are wonderful toys.
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12-02-2004, 05:55 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Translation needed
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've adopted a kid for Christmas through the bar association, and I'm having trouble understanding the lingo of her list.
Bratz doll?
Leapfrog?
And what sort of clothes are in with the four-year-old set?
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Bratz dolls are like Barbies, but sluttier.
Leapfrog makes educational toys (founded by an ex-lawyer too), so you'll need more clarification.
eta: what wonk said.
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12-02-2004, 05:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Bratz dolls are like Barbies, but sluttier.
Leapfrog makes educational toys (founded by an ex-lawyer too), so you'll need more clarification.
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Hm. Does the thought of leapfrogging a Bratz doll, but "unfortunately" missing, appeal?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-02-2004, 06:05 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Hank's new avatar
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I hated people like you when I was a solicitor. I'm fucking working. I understand there are lots of shut-ins out there- but jesus call information or a god call-in show if you need to hear a voice.
If you ain't planning on buying from me you are costing me money. I'd rather get the hang ups. We provide a service that many people want- we can't provide if we're wasting time talking to assholes that just need to hear a voice.
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Since people seem to be upgrading to sexier avatars, the above gave me a suggestion for Hank.
Yes, Lemmon is dead now, but it's still an improvement.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-02-2004, 06:06 PM
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#4090
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Bratz are truly twisted little dolls that celebrate the sexualizing of girls the age of Jonbenet Ramsey as a cultural value. Don't support her in this regard. Get her Barbies. Barbies will only warp her self-image; Bratz will encourage her to hook up on the jungle gym.
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Agreed to a certain extent. The heavy makeup isn't cool. But you can find Bratz that aren't too slutty. And for black and spanish kids, the features and skin tones beat the shit out of barbie.
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12-02-2004, 06:07 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Unless you can swear to RT that your toy alter ego wouldn't try to bang all of those chicks, perhaps even in a group, I suspect she'll be going with Leapfrog. |
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12-02-2004, 06:08 PM
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#4092
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Steriods
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I just noticed that RP's posts are much hotter when read next to an attractive avatar. My old avatar was of a nerd fraternity.
Wormser would be ashamed.
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You know, once upon a time, I invented James Dean avatars. And mine was better.
But I've grown since then.
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12-02-2004, 06:10 PM
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#4093
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Unless you can swear to RT that your toy alter ego wouldn't try to bang all of those chicks, perhaps even in a group, I suspect she'll be going with Leapfrog.
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At least one of my egos is having foursomes.
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12-02-2004, 06:10 PM
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#4094
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Hank's new avatar
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12-02-2004, 06:12 PM
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#4095
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Translation needed
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Agreed to a certain extent. The heavy makeup isn't cool. But you can find Bratz that aren't too slutty. And for black and spanish kids, the features and skin tones beat the shit out of barbie.
TM
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This reminds me. I saw a 14-17 year old (I can never accurately guess their ages) wearing leg warmers the other day.
I immediately thought of PLF and his love for the 80s.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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