A frolic in Cambodia

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Cereal is totally my diet downfall. I cannot have it in the house anymore. I can eat an entire box in one sitting, and I often mix several types together. Man, do I love cereal.

I should add, of course, that Bacardi is also a diet downfall, but that this I use chiefly for medicinal purposes.

alcohol. and cheese. though if I had cereals in my house, those would likely also pose a problem.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So then, who does that leave for ND? Because I thought the whole firing of Willingham was in order to get first crack at Meyer?

Hahahaha. Fucking notre dame. they deserve to get screwed out of their first choice. I'm glad that canning has blown up in their face. My biggest disappointment is the players didn't stick it to the AD by declining to play in the bowl game. (then again, given what the off bowls pay, playing may be more costly than not playing, and at least they can have xmas in Florida).

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: AdL fucked Chuck Norris.

TM

I wouldn't fuck Norris with your dick, Thurgreed. Steven Segal, maybe, but not Chuck Norris.

[Alex_de_Large]

Grand jury testimony that could have been...

spree: from espn

[Gattigap]

This German news site breaks worldwide news with a story about Paris Hilton buying her own porn video. Captured here.



For those of us who don't speak German, the Babelfish translation gives us the scoop:

• But why Paris buys its own Porno? We can employ only assumptions...
  
  ? She suffers in view of her enormous man wear of acute memory decrease. Wants to be called: Measure Hilton changes its Lover such as panties (if it carries at all times one) and would like its first Sex experiences again in memory to call itself. Finally the first fummel and dear plays are in the life of a woman somewhat completely special.
  
  ? Paris had refuelled alcohol properly during the video trick. Did it have possibly a film tear (in the transferred sense)?
  
  ? It plans the large entrance in the Film-Business and needs an application video. Its Reality Soap "simple Life" flop PSE, its first strip ("The Hillz") was not also the straight burner. Who wants to rauskommen in Hollywood largely, needs good references.
  
  ? It wants to show their future Lovern (straight separated from "Backstreet" Boy nods Carter), wie's goes correctly.
  
  ? It looks for simply only one schmuck-Stueck for its DVD collection. For a nice evening with friends or the family. Times, if Mami and Papi look, I am so articulated!

Indeed.

For those Paris-stalkers among us, Defamer provides a handy safety tip: "If you ever cross paths with Paris, don't show her this picture of her looking at her sex video. That would instantly tear the very fabric of the self-love continuum, sending Hollywood crashing into somewhere highly unfashionable, like San Diego."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I just got your other thing....

An old insult between Italian craftsmen is for one to call the other a venditore del pattino (shoe salesman). In other words, I'm a skilled craftsman, he's a shoe salesman (meaning unskilled). That was a pretty good response to a post questioning if you're a good lawyer, I must say. as Atticus would say it was multi-layered.

bravo!

It concerns me that you spent the last 2 hours thinking about my post. Deeply.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Gattigap
This German news site breaks worldwide news with a story about Paris Hilton buying her own porn video. Captured here.



For those of us who don't speak German, the Babelfish translation gives us the scoop:

• But why Paris buys its own Porno? We can employ only assumptions...
  
  ? She suffers in view of her enormous man wear of acute memory decrease. Wants to be called: Measure Hilton changes its Lover such as panties (if it carries at all times one) and would like its first Sex experiences again in memory to call itself. Finally the first fummel and dear plays are in the life of a woman somewhat completely special.
  
  ? Paris had refuelled alcohol properly during the video trick. Did it have possibly a film tear (in the transferred sense)?
  
  ? It plans the large entrance in the Film-Business and needs an application video. Its Reality Soap "simple Life" flop PSE, its first strip ("The Hillz") was not also the straight burner. Who wants to rauskommen in Hollywood largely, needs good references.
  
  ? It wants to show their future Lovern (straight separated from "Backstreet" Boy nods Carter), wie's goes correctly.
  
  ? It looks for simply only one schmuck-Stueck for its DVD collection. For a nice evening with friends or the family. Times, if Mami and Papi look, I am so articulated!

Indeed.

For those Paris-stalkers among us, Defamer provides a handy safety tip: "If you ever cross paths with Paris, don't show her this picture of her looking at her sex video. That would instantly tear the very fabric of the self-love continuum, sending Hollywood crashing into somewhere highly unfashionable, like San Diego."

This translation is hilarious, and reminds me of this Newsradio episode:

Mr. James: "The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey."

Question: "Mr. James, what did you mean when you wrote bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat, War War?"

Mr. James: "Well, you know... it's LIKE when a clown is making like a car... racer... it's sorta... like... the FCC. The CLOWN... the clown is like the FCC... and I was opposed to the FCC at the time, right? So it was like I was declaring War. WARRRR!"

Question: "So then did the American yum yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Mr. James: "Yeah, it did. Thanks a LOT!"

Question: "What did you mean when you said, "Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?"
Mr. James: *Sigh*

[ilikenewsocks]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Question: "What did you mean when you said, "Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?"
Mr. James: *Sigh*

Just in case you ever get tired of Stifler:

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/11/30black.html

While I do not heart Mr. Black, I heart this particular quote. Now this is a philosophy.

"And while being famous is great, being famous without being correspondingly wealthy is a lot like being a really hot nun. Totally pointless."

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Should I take guitar or bluegrass banjo lessons?

Guitar is an easy instrument to learn. In about a month you will dazzle your friends with your version of "Sex and Candy." Over and over and over. If you decide on banjo, I hope your roommates are understanding. They're impossible to play quietly and it will be a long time before you play anything that resembles music (though "Smoke on the Water" is easy if you tune it to an open G).

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by spookyfish
While I do not heart Mr. Black, I heart this particular quote. Now this is a philosophy.

"And while being famous is great, being famous without being correspondingly wealthy is a lot like being a really hot nun. Totally pointless."

So the potential for starfucking is irrelevant?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/11/30black.html

Ah yes, McSweeney's. So hip. So cutting edge. I hear they sometimes have readings at bars in Williamsburg, which is this totally underground area in Williamsburg. Hey, has anyone here heard of Friendster? Mojito . . . trucker's cap . . .

pashmina . . .

pisco . . .


jump shark . . . paigow . . .






Sorry, I think there is a code error in the macro.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Guitar is an easy instrument to learn. In about a month you will dazzle your friends with your version of "Sex and Candy." Over and over and over. If you decide on banjo, I hope your roommates are understanding. They're impossible to play quietly and it will be a long time before you play anything that resembles music (though "Smoke on the Water" is easy if you tune it to an open G).

This reminds me of one of my dear mother's whimsical aphorisms:

NO ONE SHOULD PLAY THE VIOLIN UNTIL HE KNOWS HOW.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by dtb
This reminds me of one of my dear mother's whimsical aphorisms:

NO ONE SHOULD PLAY THE VIOLIN UNTIL HE KNOWS HOW.

As a former (bad) child violinist - concur.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
As a former (bad) child violinist - concur.

I was a former (bad) child viola player. All we need now is a cello and a bass, and we have ourselves a former (bad) child string quartet.