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[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I assume that he was always bi, since surely a kiss from you is not a toaster-inducing event.

Not that it's really the same, but I can think of three women who dated (or "dated") each of my older brothers. None of them dated (or "dated") me, which Mrs. Not Bob finds hard to believe.

How many older brothers do you have?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I assume that he was always bi, since surely a kiss from you is not a toaster-inducing event.

Hmmmm. How do you know? And is this one of the stories Gatti uses when he meets the FB Betties?

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I assume that he was always bi, since surely a kiss from you is not a toaster-inducing event.

Not that it's really the same, but I can think of three women who dated (or "dated") each of my older brothers. None of them dated (or "dated") me, which Mrs. Not Bob finds hard to believe.

The story I heard was that my brother was kissing everyone, including the guy's girlfriend, that night. Fortunately or unfortunately for those around us my family is full of affectionate drunks. FWIW, those in a position to know say that my tongue is much smaller and much less invasive.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I give you drunken intrafamily sexual exploits, blood, and criminal behavior and you pick on this? Twice?

You are a sloppy thinker. I didn't pick on the error twice. The second time I picked on the lame-ass excuse, er, explanation.

Surely by now you understand that nothing you do will ever be good enough.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
How many older brothers do you have?

Four or five (we're not sure about Not Tim -- Dad says that he looks an awful lot like the milkman). I'm the youngest.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I assume that he was always bi, since surely a kiss from you is not a toaster-inducing event.

Not that it's really the same, but I can think of three women who dated (or "dated") each of my older brothers. None of them dated (or "dated") me, which Mrs. Not Bob finds hard to believe.*

*eta: Not because of my stunning attractiveness, but because of the sense of incompletion that these ladies should have felt (according to Mrs. Not Bob). "Heck," she has said "if I had been stupid enough to date (or "date") a second Not, I'd have dated (or "dated") all of them just for the sake of having a full set of Nots."

Right now I am so hungry that this post made me think about garlic knots. Damn, I wish I were in NYC right now.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hmmmm. How do you know? And is this one of the stories Gatti uses when he meets the FB Betties?

TM

Depends on the audience. Anecdotal evidence suggests it plays better with some than with others.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Hmmmm. How do you know? And is this one of the stories Gatti uses when he meets the FB Betties?

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

And thanks for using the term "FB Betties" -- the other is inexplicably more popular, but it just doesn't look right.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Right now I am so hungry that this post made me think about garlic knots. Damn, I wish I were in NYC right now.

Those would be my Italian cousins, I assume. Oh, and if you're ever in NYC, ask Thurgreed to meet for coffee.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Surely by now you understand that nothing you do will ever be good enough.

Unless you've screwed my father, I really don't care.

Have you screwed my father?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Surely by now you understand that nothing you do will ever be good enough.

AHA! You guys are married!

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
AHA! You guys are married!

AND she's screwing my father! Do you believe this!

[robustpuppy]

Sorry - back button hijinx led to double post.

[bill killer]

Chappy Chanukah, everyone!

http://home.nc.rr.com/keehyun/stuff/jew-heyya.html (Spree: Work-safe, but you might want to have the volume down. Warning to dtb and fellow travelers: the auteur definitely needs a copy editor, so for best results (i.e., maximum enjoyment), you will want to suspend your inner timmy as much as possible.)

[SlaveNoMore]

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
So, anyone here had relations with multiple generations in the same family?

I slept with a sorority girl, and then her [sorority] little sister, and then the little sister's little sister*

Does that count?

*I actually fooled around with the 4th generation too, but it didn't go all the way. Oh well.