Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
since he lost those 2 contingency slip/fall on SJ's last year he's been working out of the local Bennigan's. He gets there early most days and they call him the "Mayor of the TV."

It has its perks, I get free chicken wings on Tuesdays, and sometimes the cute waitress puts her arm around me.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
It has its perks, I get free chicken wings on Tuesdays, and sometimes the cute waitress puts her arm around me.

So you haven't noticed that I've been stealing your flair under the guise of putting my arm around you? Good. Carry on.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So you haven't noticed that I've been stealing your flair under the guise of putting my arm around you? Good. Carry on.

I have noticed, but am so starved for human contact that I spend my meager earnings buying more flair to entice you. p.s. your hair smells nice.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I have noticed, but am so starved for human contact that I spend my meager earnings buying more flair to entice you. p.s. your hair smells nice.

Eau de Fajitas.

[Dave]

You may want to try this:

[Atticus Grinch]

If you're wearing a Lance Armstrong bracelet, you have an important question to ask if you go to the hospital. {Spree: SFGate news.}

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If you're wearing a Lance Armstrong bracelet, you have an important question to ask if you go to the hospital. {Spree: SFGate news.}

certain shit, I expect the Dr. to actually look at my chart. that particular instruction isn't one I want accepted on a glance, you know?

[Atticus Grinch]

A lesser known corrollary to the Dennis Miller rule of never flying with a pilot who believes in the afterlife is this: don't lend 90% of your bank's outstanding loan portfolio to a religious sect that believes Armageddon is more imminent than their balloon payment.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I assumed that they all knew about the others. After all they collectively performed the holding-down-and-shaving ritual that ruined him for all future hook-ups.

Hey! You read my "Dear Penthouse Forum" letter!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
certain shit, I expect the Dr. to actually look at my chart. that particular instruction isn't one I want accepted on a glance, you know?

Sure, this works, unless you're carted, unconscious, into the Emergency Room of an unfamiliar hospital.*

*Hey, it could happen.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Aquascutum suits? Yes? No? I found one for $399 (marked down from $1100).

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Aquascutum suits? Yes? No? I found one for $399 (marked down from $1100).

Their suits look great on a tall, athletic body. In my opinion, anyway.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Their suits look great on a tall, athletic body. In my opinion, anyway.

This is probably a good suit for me then. Although I don't consider myself tall (just under 6'2"). My athletic body and taut abs thank you.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is probably a good suit for me then. Although I don't consider myself tall (just under 6'2"). My athletic body and taut abs thank you.

For the record, I consider 6'2" tall.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
For the record, I consider 6'2" tall.

he's 6-2 like flower is 6-4

Thoughtful Judaism question-

Have the basic texts changed since Jesus' time? Like the Torah, or the Talmud or whatever- did they continue to be written or did they end ancient?