Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Nope. Just SS and Thurgreed.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_029

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The original Mr. Ed was a gelding
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Ummm. Just because he's a gelding doesn't mean he's not hung. It means he can't use what he's got, but he still has his weiner.

Or rather, a survey. Do we have any uncircumcised fellas on the board? If so, please PM me. I have questions.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've never had phone sex. I'm so ashamed to admit this. Seems not worth it to me, but maybe I've missed out on some great thing. Opinions?

Me either. I also don't get it. Besides, if your SO is elsewhere and you're on the fucking phone having phone sex, wouldn't it just make you late for the real sex you should be having with someone else?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
to the first person who shows up in my office and gives me a shoulder massage. I am so sore it's just not funny.

(if you are a woman, we'll work out something of equivalent value)

How come TM isn't posting from your computer yet?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Me either. I also don't get it. Besides, if your SO is elsewhere and you're on the fucking phone having phone sex, wouldn't it just make you late for the real sex you should be having with someone else?

TM

So you're saying that all you do when idle at the office is post here?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Me either. I also don't get it. Besides, if your SO is elsewhere and you're on the fucking phone having phone sex, wouldn't it just make you late for the real sex you should be having with someone else?

TM

Or the real sex you should be having with yourself?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Or the real sex you should be having with yourself?

You can have real sex with yourself and phone sex at the same time. That's kind of the point, to those that enjoy the phone sex.


FWIW, when I did phone sex, the most common thing you hear is that they want to hear your fantasies. So you just cook something up or if you are feeling uncreative, read from Nancy Friday. And my friend had regulars (dangling bracelet man - liked to hear bangles on your arms knocking together, stiletto heel man - liked to hear you walking on a hardwood floor in stillettos, so you would just put the phone to the floor and stomp a little, and moaning man - just liked to hear you moan).

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You can have real sex with yourself and phone sex at the same time. That's kind of the point, to those that enjoy the phone sex.

Seems distracting. Maybe I don't multitask well.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Or the real sex you should be having with yourself?

Phone sex is sort of a soundtrack for sex with yourself. It's like watching porn, or reading a story.

Of course, sometimes you are the soundtrack for someone else's sex with him/herself, but whatever.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If I'm feeling indulgent of an "I'm a porn star!!" mood, the semen stains are on the headboard, wall and bedside table.

Or the dresser across the room.

Depending.

You date Miggs?

TM

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You date Miggs?

TM

You didn't really think that he killed himself because Lecter talked him into it, did you?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
You didn't really think that he killed himself because Lecter talked him into it, did you?

This is enough to make me not let people do it anymore. But I get paid extra, so I'll just have to try to put it out of my mind.

Jesus. Nice job, guys.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is enough to make me not let people do it anymore. But I get paid extra, so I'll just have to try to put it out of my mind.

Jesus. Nice job, guys.

My, those wild "benefits" lawyers.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well you know how it goes. Some of us can't even say that Enrique Inglesias is overhyped without the backlash.

Are you mad because you were wrong, because it was pointed out to you that you were wrong or because you're stupid?

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?

Thank you.

Sherilynn Fenn did it in Twin Peaks.