Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 169

Replaced_Texan · 12-23-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Someone in jail has more immediate needs than a lawyer. He needs friends with bail money and/or a bail bondsman.

See, I wouldn't have even known that. Hypothetically, I would have sort of mumbled something about not really being a criminal attorney, adding that hopefully it was just a drunk and disorderly or public intoxication.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 12-23-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think that earlobe thing is personal, not gender-specific. I hate anything to do with my ears. stay AWAY from the ears.

My first sexual experience was with a woman who did ears like there is no tomorrow, and I hope I demonstrated some learning ability on the ear front. She had a way of blowing, tonguing and caressing all in harmony that I now believe is unique.
A lost art.

But biting lobes was not part of that curriculum. I'd just encourage all of you not to dismiss any potential activity with any potential partner until you've tried it.

ltl/fb · 12-23-2004, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
My first sexual experience was with a woman who did ears like there is no tomorrow, and I hope I demonstrated some learning ability on the ear front. She had a way of blowing, tonguing and caressing all in harmony that I now believe is unique.
A lost art.

But biting lobes was not part of that curriculum. I'd just encourage all of you not to dismiss any potential activity with any potential partner until you've tried it.

Right. But if you are with me, no ears. None. It bugs me.

Note that "ears" does not include behind the ears, just any part of the ear itself.

Anne Elk · 12-23-2004, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think that earlobe thing is personal, not gender-specific. I hate anything to do with my ears. stay AWAY from the ears.

Depends on who is playing with the ears and what they are doing with them. The last BF's technique involved sticking out his tongue and shoving it in my ear. Ewwww! A previous BF would gently play with them in such a way that I still get shivers (the good kind) just thinking about it.

Replaced_Texan · 12-23-2004, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just tighten the muscles down there as much as possible. Friction is a much more intense than speed. Problem is, friction also makes it way harder to hold back.

To every chick - no, a guy's earlobes are not eronegnous. Cut it out. Its annoying.

Is there such a thing as too tight?

Also, earlobes have accupressure points on the tips, but not everyone is sensitive and not everyone is skilled enough to locate the pressure points without annoying the recipient. Note to former boyfriend: Blowing on the ear does absolutely NOTHING to stimulate anything.

leagleaze · 12-23-2004, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If some idiot friend remembers that you're the only lawyer that he knows and he calls you when he ends up in jail, what do you do? Assume that all you remember of criminal law was whatever you needed for the bar exam several years ago.

Hypothetically, if the person has any money and can afford counsel, you make some calls and find him someone who knows what he is talking about in relation to the arrest. If the person has no money and cannot afford counsel, but can afford bail, you tell him to keep his fucking mouth shut until he can find a way to get someone who knows what they are talking about to help him out. If he can't afford bail, tell him to keep his fucking mouth shut and ask him who he wants you to call to get the money for bail.

I have dealt with this more times than I care to, and mainly the shut the fuck up and finding money to get them out of jail is the top issue. Assuming it is a small issue that got the person arrested If you are talking murder or something, all I can say is get the guy someone who knows what he is doing ASAP.

Hank Chinaski · 12-23-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
See, I wouldn't have even known that. Hypothetically, I would have sort of mumbled something about not really being a criminal attorney, adding that hopefully it was just a drunk and disorderly or public intoxication.

You do want to get the in-call though.

A family member called me because hubby had been arrested for "public obscenity." The story he told wife was that it was a big mistake and that he was framed. A kid in a restroom at a community college he walked into twice said he exposed himself- it was a lie, obviously. Anyway, she was distraught, and needed help. I called a good friend who does criminal law.

She took the case and is a good enough friend of my wife that she breached all confidentiality. The story he told his wife was cleaned up. The guy got caught beating off in the restroom, but thought it okay because he kept the stall door closed.

As far as I know the wife still doesn't know-
Me? I did a good turn for my family by getting him to a solid lawyer, and if I hadn't gotten the call there would be one big juicy piece of family dirt I'd never know. Oh, and when he visits our house and is on the computer we know to check history later, good times!

Hank Chinaski · 12-23-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Is there such a thing as too tight?

Full of hypos today, aren't you?
Can't imagine there could be a "too tight" situation, but certainly the pain from a too tight fit would go your way, long before going our way, wouldn't it?

ltl/fb · 12-23-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The guy got caught beating off in the restroom, but thought it okay because he kept the stall door closed.

It's illegal to masturbate in a closed restroom stall?

Shape Shifter · 12-23-2004, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's illegal to masturbate in a closed restroom stall?

Only for men.

Hank Chinaski · 12-23-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's illegal to masturbate in a closed restroom stall?

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

NotFromHere · 12-23-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
As far as I know the wife still doesn't know-
Me? I did a good turn for my family by getting him to a solid lawyer, and if I hadn't gotten the call there would be one big juicy piece of family dirt I'd never know. Oh, and when he visits our house and is on the computer we know to check history later, good times!

Why would someone be surfing the net at your house? You let your guests use your computer?

ltl/fb · 12-23-2004, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why would someone be surfing the net at your house? You let your guests use your computer?

Then he can blame the bad stuff on the computer on the guests. Duh.

Hank Chinaski · 12-23-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why would someone be surfing the net at your house? You let your guests use your computer?

I'm glad you're here! John Mellencamp video about a cripple and a midget. WTF?

Replaced_Texan · 12-23-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Full of hypos today, aren't you?
Can't imagine there could be a "too tight" situation, but certainly the pain from a too tight fit would go your way, long before going our way, wouldn't it?

This is why I asked. I have no idea how it feels inside, and I don't want to hurt anyone.

I've never been hurt, but I have hurt someone when he mis-judged his aim and hit my pelvis instead of his intended target. We had to suspend activities for a little while afterwards. That's a separate issue from too tight, though.