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12-30-2004, 01:58 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Way too far behind to ketchup up up
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Ask Hank's wife. I really want to see the Photoshopped solution for that one.
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This is more complicated then it sounds. Photo-shopping the hat off Flower and onto SS wouldn't be too tough. However, given our new commitment to honesty and rigorous authenticity, she'd have to Photo-shop in the pinhead that would be left uncovered once the hat was gone.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-30-2004, 02:01 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Way too far behind to ketchup up up
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Originally posted by dtb
internet boyfriend-and-girlfriend
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How does this work? do you just get to declare someone your boyfriend and/or girlfriend? Or do you have to go through some dating rigmarole?
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12-30-2004, 02:09 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Way too far behind to ketchup up up
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How does this work? do you just get to declare someone your boyfriend and/or girlfriend? Or do you have to go through some dating rigmarole?
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No, you just have sex.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-30-2004, 02:11 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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A cautionary tale
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How does this work? do you just get to declare someone your boyfriend and/or girlfriend? Or do you have to go through some dating rigmarole?
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I hate to throw the proverbial bucket of water on your lust-filled musings, but slave and paigow had the hot internet-facilitated sex without going through the dating rigmarole.
So much sturm und drang could have been avoided had they simply followed the venerable three-date rule. Our forefathers-and-mothers put that into the Magna Carta for a reason, missy.
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12-30-2004, 02:13 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Way too far behind to ketchup up up
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, you just have sex.
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Your mom really did a number on you, didn't she?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 12-30-2004 at 02:21 PM..
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12-30-2004, 02:14 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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A cautionary tale
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Originally posted by Not Bob
lust-filled musings
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Actually, for once they were not lust-filled. I was just curious.
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12-30-2004, 02:16 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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A cautionary tale
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Actually, for once they were not lust-filled. I was just curious.
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Transference. Mine were lust-filled. Had breakfast at the joint with the hot waitress again.
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12-30-2004, 02:16 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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A cautionary tale
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Originally posted by Not Bob
... but slave and paigow .....
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You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
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12-30-2004, 02:20 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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A cautionary tale
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I hate to throw the proverbial bucket of water on your lust-filled musings, but slave and paigow had the hot internet-facilitated sex without going through the dating rigmarole.
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Wait. They had sex?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-30-2004, 02:21 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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A cautionary tale
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
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I know, I know. It is an unnatural obsession. I'm seeing a professional for it.
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12-30-2004, 02:21 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Way too far behind to ketchup up up
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, you just have sex.
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Hold on. Having sex means you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Hmm. I'm going to have to amend the number of relationships I've been in.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-30-2004, 02:22 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Tombstone
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Way too far behind to ketchup up up
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
How does this work? do you just get to declare someone your boyfriend and/or girlfriend? Or do you have to go through some dating rigmarole?
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I'm your huckleberry.
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12-30-2004, 02:23 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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A cautionary tale
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wait. They had sex?
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Uh oh. Let's hope that the Hague doesn't have an equivalent to Rule 11(b).
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-30-2004, 02:27 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Way too far behind to ketchup up up
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Having sex means you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
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Just on the internet.
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12-30-2004, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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John Ashcroft is everywhere
A mural of pink pigs painted on the side of a barbecue restaurant is apparently too spicy for officials in this city's historic district.
The city has denied a permit to Janelle and Steve Carpenter, owners of the BBQ Shack, and the painting has remained veiled behind a white tarp since the restaurant opened last week.
The mural features five pink pigs on a white concrete wall, unwilling participants in meal preparation. One is ready to be grilled as another attempts escape in a hot air balloon. The remaining three appear to be to enticing drivers to stop.
She said the city's Design Review Board, which makes recommendations about exterior changes to buildings in the district, objected to the painting because it doesn't fit the district's landscape and because naked pigs might lead to paintings of naked people.
"How offensive can a pig be?" said Tom Grissett of Snohomish, a customer eating barbecue pork at the diner on yesterday. "When was the last time you saw pigs with clothes on?"
Naked pigs lead to naked people
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