Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You, on the other hand, do indeed lie.



TM

Have you met the lady? I didn't think so. Now leave me and my margarita-soaked fantasies the fuck alone, motherfucker.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You, on the other hand, do indeed lie.

[Heather Graham needing a furkini]

TM

I can't tell whether she's wearing her roller skates in that picture.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Dude, with the amount of airbrushing in that picture, I could look like that too.

Heck, with that much airbrushing, I'd look pretty damn close.

:idea: Hmmm. Looks like someone's going to try being "Roller Girl" at Karaoke Night at the Dew Drop Inn next week!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Have you met the lady? I didn't think so. Now leave me and my margarita-soaked fantasies the fuck alone, motherfucker.

You're right. I have not met Heather Graham.

Have another margarita.



TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm popular! You like me, you really like me!

Speaking of popularity, I just finished the book "Pledged" which is supposedly the "inside scoop" about sororities. Do we really need a book to tell us that bulemia, drugs and promiscuous sex are rampant in sororities? I did enjoy the parts about latent lesbianism though.

I'm reading it now. Not a lot of revelations. Mr Man glanced at a few pages and was horrified (something along the lines of would you ever allow your daughter to pledge a sorority knowing this stuff; which is all incredibly hypothetical, in light of the fact the neither of us has or plans to have a daughter, but I digress; for the record, my hypothetical response would be sure, but that could change I guess if I ever actually had a daughter). It seems that some things have been updated in the decade plus since I was in college (mainly the advent of IM), but generally it is just as I remembered sororities being at my school.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're right. I have not met Heather Graham.

Have another margarita.



TM

She looks kind of skanky and worn-out in that picture and her nose looks big. and the way she's posed hides her ass and thighs. Now I see the resemblance -- I look just like her!

Why are you not kissing up to me like Paigow said you were doing to the fbetties? Why, thurgreed, why?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're right. I have not met Heather Graham.

Have another margarita.



TM

I love that lipstick. Anyone know what it is? Daredevil by Nars? are there makeup credits on this site/

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by barely_legal
She looks kind of skanky and worn-out in that picture and her nose looks big. and the way she's posed hides her ass and thighs. Now I see the resemblance -- I look just like her!

Why are you not kissing up to me like Paigow said you were doing to the fbetties? Why, thurgreed, why?

Paigow is insane.

Sorry. I missed what you said in your post -- something about fb betties?

TM

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're right. I have not met Heather Graham.

Have another margarita.



TM

Who stole Heather Graham's right boob in that picture? Tara Reid?

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Paigow is insane.

Sorry. I missed what you said in your post -- something about fb betties?

TM

Don't be coy. As you well know, I was actually the inspiration for the term (which, coincidentally, was invented by the Paigow).

Don't be a poophead to me just to prove her wrong. There have to be easier ways to prove that she's not always right. I'm disappointed at your lack of creativity.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Paigow is insane.

Sorry. I missed what you said in your post -- something about fb betties?

TM

Barely, I think TM just doesn't want to incur my wrath. After all, I am a trained fighter.

And if I can segue for a moment, I just found out yesterday that one of my trainers trained Hilary Swank for Million Dollar Baby. He's such a dude (and I'm so cool). This shouldn't have impressed me more than the fact that he also trains Arturo Gatti, but unfortunately, it does.

Originally posted by barely_legal


Why are you not kissing up to me like Paigow said you were doing to the fbetties? Why, thurgreed, why?

Huh?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm reading it now. Not a lot of revelations. Mr Man glanced at a few pages and was horrified (something along the lines of would you ever allow your daughter to pledge a sorority knowing this stuff; which is all incredibly hypothetical, in light of the fact the neither of us has or plans to have a daughter, but I digress; for the record, my hypothetical response would be sure, but that could change I guess if I ever actually had a daughter). It seems that some things have been updated in the decade plus since I was in college (mainly the advent of IM), but generally it is just as I remembered sororities being at my school.

Doesn't the nonsense vary by sorority? With fraternities, there is a big difference (or at least there was at my Square State Land Grant Football Factory undergrad school back in the last century) between the super-secret, hazing, ritualistic, et al. Greek houses and the not very secret, no hazing, informal, et al. Greek houses.

And, more importantly, are there any hot spanking stories in there?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by barely_legal
She looks kind of skanky and worn-out in that picture

No, she looks like she's had a long day in the sun on some Caribbean beach, and now that we've had a nice dinner, hit a club and are making our way to the next one, she's sat down for a moment against the granite retaining wall and is trying to convince me, without much difficulty, that we should skip trying the club and should go back to her room to just relax. Maybe I could rub some lotion on her back to make sure she doesn't peel. Then we can climb into bed and listen to the waves as we...

I'm sorry. Got caught up. Ummmm. Roller Girl.

Originally posted by barely_legal


Don't be a poophead to me just to prove her wrong. There have to be easier ways to prove that she's not always right. I'm disappointed at your lack of creativity.

Huh?

And I am mainly always right.

And his lack of creativity should not dissapoint as its par for the course.