imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My new year's resolution was to be nice, and never make insulting or hurtful posts. Calling me petulant now is merely showing that you are out of date as to current posting styles.

Not really. You'd already blown your resolution a number of times. It's really no wonder nobody noticed you had "changed."

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Bob
It's the weapon of choice of Kevin McHale.

And Larry Bird... Recall those terrific Magic v. Bird playground hoops commercials. Good stuff...

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob Not Bob is Not an Idiot

The term Riot Grrl, once it caught on, was used to decribe all sorts of women and groups that had nothing to do with the original musicians who coined the term. I doubt that Not Bob was the first to use the phrase Riot Grrl in the same sentence as Jill Sobule. But still . . .

Here is Kathleen Hanna, the word SLUT scrawled across her belly in lipstick:




And here is Jill, quietly comtemplating Wicca music:

[dtb]

(Isn't that what Charlotte of "Charlotte's Web" says to introduce herself to Wilbur? Why did that just occur to me? Only the Shadow knows.)

OK, so I'm back from vacation. Sniff. What did I miss?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sharpova is cute as hell and she's playing well, but Karatancheva's little green dress is really getting to me. Good thing I'm at home.

eta: Whoa. She's 15. Is that legal in Bulgaria?

Ah. Good to see you're starting off the new string with our theme of More Foreign Women in mind.

And speaking of such, on Sunday I watched Boat Trip. Not a good movie. But once Roselyn Sanchez made her first appearance, I could not turn it off. She is my new next-best-thing-to-Halle pick. She is mesmerizing.



TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
There's nothing worse than white people who pretend (to blacks of course) that they are celebrating MLK day, or doing something to honor MLK. At the local bodega today some liberal Upper East Side Mommy was all out of breath at the counter saying her day was so busy. She said real loud to the cashier, knowing a middle-aged black woman was in line right behind her, that her day started with "all sorts of chaotic running around" and then she had to suddenly run out to buy a book about MLK when her teenage daughter asked her for one (yeah right) over breakfast. (Um, get it yourself, slut). If I'd been that black lady, I'd have had some smarmy response but she just smiled. Good Lord she's probably heard it all.

Okay, even if you are white and did do *something* for MLK day, who cares if you "went to a mass service" or something for Dr. King? So fucking what? If you want to really do something meaningful on this day, engage in some really hardcore interracial sex. Fuck a black man. Really Hard. And THEN show up breathless at the bodega counter.

Just a thought. YMMV.

Since white women have been fucking black men really hard* for so long, I think most of us would prefer if they ran out and bought the book for a family member. But, thanks for the thought.

TM

*In more ways than one.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Adder
Well now. That is much trickier. That said, I can think of several people I am currently working for whom I would correct, especially if I had your excuse that I used to do the same thing (which makes it pretty easy).

That said, I once (and hopefully never again), worked with a partner who misspronounced "pro hac vice." I tried saying it correctly in this partner's presence more than once, but the partner never caught on and the hell if I was going to tell em directly.

What is the percentage of attorneys who pronounce "conditions precedent" correctly? I'm going to go with 2%.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I don't really want to fuck them, but in honor of Dr. King I'm giving every black man I know Respek Knuckles.

Thurgreed, this one's for you.

I'll hit you back if you can read this without checking the properties. Then I can be sure you deserve it.



TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Everything I know about this can be found in Jon Carroll's column in today's SF Chronicle, which also contains links to other odd sites, including (1) a live shot of the Bay from the Berkeley hills, (2) Josh, and (3) http://www.fleshbot.com (not work-safe, according to Carroll).

If you click on that last site, there is a thumbnail of Roselyn Sanchez blowing a banana from the movie, Boat Trip! Thanks, Ty! That part was like, awesome.



TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The term Riot Grrl .....

No, I am an idiot. But I was merely pointing out that my kind of idiocy (the calling a Wiccan a grrl) doesn't generate the side effect being fucked by people who don't understand what MILFs like bn'b see in hipster dudes like you.

But thank you for reading my re line. I feel all tingly inside when I get validated like that.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
No, I am an idiot. But I was merely pointing out that my kind of idiocy (the calling a Wiccan a grrl) doesn't generate the side effect being fucked by people who don't understand what MILFs like bn'b see in hipster dudes like you.

But thank you for reading my re line. I feel all tingly inside when I get validated like that.

You're one of the few who still puts time into the subject line. Back on Infirma . . . um, that other place, a good subject line could make the difference between a post read and a post ignored. With the Lawtalkers Internet Chatting Board scroll format, it is becoming a lost art. Like calligraphy or roller skating or vaginal intercourse.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Five in a row during regular working hours. I kick ass.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
With the Lawtalkers Internet Chatting Board scroll format, it is becoming a lost art. Like calligraphy or roller skating or vaginal intercourse.

Agree.

[Dave]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That is yoga, you fucking moron. Namaste

As an aside, one of these pictures looks remarkably like a warmup for a common porn position:



I think I'm starting to heart yoga.

[Dualit]

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Originally posted by Skeks in the city
[Slave model's D&G skivies.]


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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
If that's Slave, I want to fuck him.

Me too -- I'll overlook the ink.