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barely_legal · 01-21-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
holy bibles (

Is there another kind?

robustpuppy · 01-21-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
? Is there another kind?

Take it to the wingnut board.

Not Bob · 01-21-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I had a burn-out dude friend (but not "friend") from Friendly's but there was one awful burn-out dude dishwasher there that was CONSTANTLY high off of whipits. Like during every shift. As an ice cream station worker, this pissed me off because during a rush there was about a 50/50 chance that the new whipped cream can that you pulled would be flat. I wonder what ever happened to that guy. No I don't.

Had I ever worked at a Friendly's, I would say that he became a respected member (heh) of the community, and settled down in a McMansion in an exurban gated community ("Tara Estates at Oake Colour Forest"). But I didn't. So I won't.

("whoa, another bad shipment of whipped cream, boss? Those Sysco dudes are hosing you!")

Alex_de_Large · 01-21-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is there a chance your TITS might have a conflict and be unable to join you?

That would be sad, wouldn't it?

robustpuppy · 01-21-2005, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That would be sad, wouldn't it?

I love ABBA for her MIND.

Alex_de_Large · 01-21-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I love ABBA for her MIND.

Yeah, well it's here TITS! that get the party started...

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-21-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I had a burn-out dude friend (but not "friend") from Friendly's but there was one awful burn-out dude dishwasher there that was CONSTANTLY high off of whipits. Like during every shift. As an ice cream station worker, this pissed me off because during a rush there was about a 50/50 chance that the new whipped cream can that you pulled would be flat. I wonder what ever happened to that guy. No I don't.

Yeh, I remember a burnt-out dude like that, and -- oh, wait, that was me.

notcasesensitive · 01-21-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Yeh, I remember a burnt-out dude like that, and -- oh, wait, that was me.

So you had greasy blond hair, lots of acne and a cheesy trailer park mustache? Cool.

I'm pretty sure this dude's name was Ted. And he had a crush on me. That was SO not going to happen.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-21-2005, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So you had greasy blond hair, lots of acne and a cheesy trailer park mustache? Cool.

I'm pretty sure this dude's name was Ted. And he had a crush on me. That was SO not going to happen.

Not blond. Not Ted.

Alex_de_Large · 01-21-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So you had greasy blond hair, lots of acne and a cheesy trailer park mustache? Cool.

I'm pretty sure this dude's name was Ted. And he had a crush on me. That was SO not going to happen.

notcasesensitive · 01-21-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large

No, no, no. The mustaches that I am referring to were the typical high school stoner dude mustaches (typically quite short, sort of fuzzy, barely pubescent boy facial hair). Ask G3 to explain if you still don't get it.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-21-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
No, no, no. The mustaches that I am referring to were the typical high school stoner dude mustaches (typically quite short, sort of fuzzy, barely pubescent boy facial hair). Ask G3 to explain if you still don't get it.

Like this:

taxwonk · 01-21-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
For what it's worth, the thought that Audrey Hepburn could be anyone but you never crossed my mind. You are just so obviously Audrey. Is there anyone on this board who does not think "Audrey Hepburn" every time dtb posts?

I don't. For me, there is, and will always be, another Audrey Hepburn. When I think DTB, I think of Mariska Hargitay. Either way, it's all good.

taxwonk · 01-21-2005, 02:53 PM

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This is gonna get ugly. . .

Actually, it is class concious. What is you, ignant?

dtb · 01-21-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I don't. For me, there is, and will always be, another Audrey Hepburn. When I think DTB, I think of Mariska Hargitay. Either way, it's all good.

Wow. Thanks. I had to confirm who she is on google, and she's who I thought she was. What I didn't know was that Jayne Mansfield was her mother. Huh.