imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'd eat my own crap just to say I fucked the president's daughter.

For love, or would that be a grudge fuck?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
For love, or would that be a grudge fuck?

Neither. It would be to say that I fucked the president's daughter. Wasn't that clear?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Sorry. Missed 'em. Was deep in the fog for the Film Noir Festival. Couldn't convince Bella to stay for the midnight showing of Night and The City, but have seen enough black-and-white films to tide me over for months.

I will be heavy into the Noise Pop Festival and the SF Jazz Festival and will report back. The advance buzz is on Oakland-based Sub Pop recording artist Rogue Wave (Spree: sound)

Any TCOTU residents with upcoming free time should PM me.

So, I check out the Rogue Wave web site. And I start reading the reviews. And I begin to think that I hate Rogue Wave. I mean, I read that "'Nourishment Nation' is the Velvet Underground's 'Sunday Morning' without all the drugs." How fucking depressing is that? I see the words Death Cab for Cutie in another review and I am immensely disturbed. Yet another reviewer confesses to liking Iron and Wine and I am about to forget that I ever heard of this piece of shit band called Rogue Wave. But, as I am reading this all in their web site, those cunning bastards have their music playing in the background. And it's not bad. Not bad at all. This will never be my favorite group - they're kind of earnest for my tastes. But still, the songs are kind of catchy in a fairly non-cloying way. And that, my friends, is pretty high praise. Also, the slow song that plays first when you open the web site is kind of "trippy." Like what I imagine an "acid" trip might sound like.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's like you were never 21. When I was her age, I too was a fucking drunk irresponsible twit. I just didn't get follwed around by the Secret Service and a press corps.

Give the girl a break, would ya?

I wish I had been a fucking drunk irresponsible twit at 21. If I had been, I'd have more theres and thats now. I might not remember all of them, but I'd have 'em.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'd eat my own crap just to say I fucked the president's daughter.

Just to be able to say it? You do like to make things difficult.

(That's an interesting visual, too.)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That's my whole point: she *knows* that Stalkerazzi are following her around, yet she still acts like an ass. The she gets upset that people publish pictures of her like the one above. I have no problem with acting like an ass (in fact I encourage it, ladies) but stop complaining about pics afterward.

I don't think she complains. I think she loves it. And if she ever does complain, it's probably only for show and because she was advised to.

I don't think Jenna Bush can fairly be accused of hypocrisy. She's just a good time girl.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Just to be able to say it? You do like to make things difficult.

(That's an interesting visual, too.)

Maybe I should switch back to my previous avatar, b/c now all I can picture is Stifler eating that piece of shit in American Wedding.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Brad the Tri-Delt

Wow, things have changed since I went to college...

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's like you were never 21. When I was her age, I too was a fucking drunk irresponsible twit. I just didn't get follwed around by the Secret Service and a press corps.

Give the girl a break, would ya?

2. I'm not her dad's biggest fan, but she's acting just like I did from 17-23 or so. Just having fun.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't think Jenna Bush can fairly be accused of hypocrisy. She's just a good time girl.

2. The one post on PB where EVERYONE agreed with each other was a round of fuck, marry, kill with the Bush twins and the Kerry girl.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This was apropos of Flower's rant to get outside and do something, but for some reason this guy just looks like Bilmore.

bilmore said he wears snowshoes.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. The one post on PB where EVERYONE agreed with each other was a round of fuck, marry, kill with the Bush twins and the Kerry girl.

First of all, there are two Kerry girls (one of whom is a Fulbright Scholar and a doctor; the other one is a film student or something, I think).

Secondly, and more importantly, why does Eminem call himself "Slim Shady"?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb
is a film student or something,

yes, although one who doesn't fully understand lighting.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
First of all, there are two Kerry girls (one of whom is a Fulbright Scholar and a doctor; the other one is a film student or something, I think).

We all knew which one d.

Secondly, and more importantly, why does Eminem call himself "Slim Shady"?

It was the style trailer he grew up in?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This was apropos of Flower's rant to get outside and do something, but for some reason this guy just looks like Bilmore.

The "guy" is actually a woman but definitely evokes Bilmore.