imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I can masturbate quietly, but I can't have sex very quietly, though I've tried. I have recently discovered that I am not alone in this. Anyone else?

I am vocal no matter what.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You post like old people fuck.

No, no, I post a lot. Check the post count.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am vocal no matter what.

You shouldn't talk with your mouth full.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You shouldn't talk with your mouth full.

This is meant to be funny, but misses the mark, because by saying "vocal", I was not indicating that I actually "talked".

And you were doing so well with the translations of back day. sigh.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, no, I post a lot. Check the post count.

It's a Southern phrase, so I'll trust you, but I always though "You ___ like old people fuck." meant gingerly and afraid of getting hurt.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It's a Southern phrase, so I'll trust you, but I always though "You ___ like old people fuck." meant gingerly and afraid of getting hurt.

You think that I post like that?

Huh. My perception of myself is quite warped.

ETA I thought it was "porcupines" not "old people" in that phrase. In any event, I will try to post more aggressively in future.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You think that I post like that?

Huh. My perception of myself is quite warped.

ETA I thought it was "porcupines" not "old people" in that phrase. In any event, I will try to post more aggressively in future.

Hey! Heard ya got laid. Quiet or loud? Dish, dish, dish.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
Hey! Heard ya got laid. Quiet or loud? Dish, dish, dish.

You are a neanderthal, wholly unworthy of any further attention. Welcome to my newly-formed ignore list, sucker.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
In any event, I will try to post more aggressively in future.

Is that even possible?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You are a neanderthal, wholly unworthy of any further attention. Welcome to my newly-formed ignore list, sucker.

Worse, he lacks reading comprehension.

Someone please quote me so that PLF will see this EVEN THOUGH I'm on his newly-formed ignore list.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is that even possible?

I know! I was surprised too. But apparently.

Or Hank really likes really really aggressive women. In which case, I will tone it down.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Worse, he lacks reading comprehension.

Someone please quote me so that PLF will see this EVEN THOUGH I'm on his newly-formed ignore list.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

This idiot is going to get $37,375 to look like this for a month.
Would you do that?

Seeing as how it works out to about $50/hour, day and night, I would say yes.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
quote:
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Worse, he lacks reading comprehension.

Someone please quote me so that PLF will see this EVEN THOUGH I'm on his newly-formed ignore list.
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How dare she presume to be on my newly-formed ignore list. As if I would care enough about her trivial musing to go through the extremely minor administrative process of cyber-ignoring her.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
sucker.

Well, now we know who the Stander and who the Kneeler are in this relationship.

NTTAWWT