imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Wow. I had blocked out the memory of drinking that abomination in my 8-Mile youth. I do, however, fondly remember Vernor's.

Cheerwine?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Maybe it's like a Grape Crush?

Ball popping? Yeah, I suspect it's kind of like that.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing (hi, Flower!), I heard a rumor from a friend of a friend that Mario Lemieux backed out of attending a big charity golf event in southern California this week in order to go to Toronto for "talks."

About fucking time, Mario. Where's Wayne?

Hi!

[Dualit]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What is ball-popping? I'm not googling that at work. The "access to this site is denied" screen is painfully bright.

"Stu, sucked Tim's left testicle into his mouth and then squeezed his lips down on the scrotum skin and pulled back, letting Tim's testicle sort of pop through his lips, not any substantial pressure that might cause pain, but rather just enough pressure to send erotic overtones flowing through Tim's body. Tim looked down and asked, "What are you doing?" "Just a little after play that I call, 'popping your balls,' applying a little lip pressure and then pulling your ball through my lips," Stu replied. "Let me try it," Tim said realizing that Stu probably wanted some of that erotic feeling imparted to his body as well. It was easy to pick up the tempo and so Tim and Stu played the ball popping game for a minute or so, and continued to lavish kisses and tongue licking on each other's scrotum and penis.

Required link.

(Spree: visit "Men on the Net Erotic Stories" at your own risk. some pics.)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Dualit
"Stu, sucked Tim's left testicle into his mouth and then squeezed his lips down on the scrotum skin and pulled back, letting Tim's testicle sort of pop through his lips, not any substantial pressure that might cause pain, but rather just enough pressure to send erotic overtones flowing through Tim's body. Tim looked down and asked, "What are you doing?" "Just a little after play that I call, 'popping your balls,' applying a little lip pressure and then pulling your ball through my lips," Stu replied. "Let me try it," Tim said realizing that Stu probably wanted some of that erotic feeling imparted to his body as well. It was easy to pick up the tempo and so Tim and Stu played the ball popping game for a minute or so, and continued to lavish kisses and tongue licking on each other's scrotum and penis.

Required link.

(Spree: visit "Men on the Net Erotic Stories" at your own risk. some pics.)

Why is that dangerous [the ball popping, not the clicking on Men on the Net Erotic Stories]? That sounds fun. And thanks for the link. I will be checking that out after I leave work.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Maybe it's like a Grape Crush? I'm trying to think of softdrinks you see routinely in Canada but not in the US. Bright red cream soda?

You can't get red cream soda here? Or grape crush? Poor deprived Americans.

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by dtb
Wow. I had blocked out the memory of drinking that abomination in my 8-Mile youth. I do, however, fondly remember Vernor's.

Vernor's produces more burps per ounce than any other carbonated beverage. It's a fact, jack.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why the use of em? Is it likely a woman has a VIP card to this particular strip club, and if she did, would display it proudly? And if she did, she likely wouldn't give a fuck if somebody knew she posted as penske_account?

"Who?!?!?"

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why is that dangerous? That sounds fun. And thanks for the link that I will be checking out after I leave work.

2. I'd check out the technique after work, too, but I have no voluteers for that sort of experimentation right now.

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. I'd check out the technique after work, too, but I have no voluteers for that sort of experimentation right now.

I'm game. Are you in delaware?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Dualit
"Stu, sucked Tim's left testicle into his mouth and then squeezed his lips down on the scrotum skin and pulled back, letting Tim's testicle sort of pop through his lips, not any substantial pressure that might cause pain, but rather just enough pressure to send erotic overtones flowing through Tim's body. Tim looked down and asked, "What are you doing?" "Just a little after play that I call, 'popping your balls,' applying a little lip pressure and then pulling your ball through my lips," Stu replied. "Let me try it," Tim said realizing that Stu probably wanted some of that erotic feeling imparted to his body as well. It was easy to pick up the tempo and so Tim and Stu played the ball popping game for a minute or so, and continued to lavish kisses and tongue licking on each other's scrotum and penis.

Required link.

(Spree: visit "Men on the Net Erotic Stories" at your own risk. some pics.)

Sounds like you'd need to be clean shaven to do that.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why is that dangerous [the ball popping, not the clicking on Men on the Net Erotic Stories]? That sounds fun. And thanks for the link. I will be checking that out after I leave work.

I doubt it is dangerous. I've certainly done more aggressive things without injury. Perhaps the couple in question thinks that testicles are fragile. In my experience, I find them to be merely sensitive. YMMV.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Dualit
I doubt it is dangerous. I've certainly done more aggressive things without injury. Perhaps the couple in question thinks that testicles are fragile. In my experience, I find them to be merely sensitive. YMMV.

It was Dan Savage, not normally a holding-back kind of guy, who seemed to think it was dangerous. http://www.theonionavclub.com/savag....php?issue=4104

[Dualit]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sounds like you'd need to be clean shaven to do that.

Not necessarily, but shaving makes it easier (and more fun). This may be TMI: I shave (but not everywhere).

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. I'd check out the technique after work, too, but I have no voluteers for that sort of experimentation right now.

I've found it to be very well-received.