imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by bilmore
It's okay. I'm calm.

I've just watched lots of people out themselves over the years. It's never pretty.

Anyone who would like to know my full name and bar numbers, PM me, okay?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bill killer
I would've expected a somewhat racier focus than farming and sugar maples from a show called "Sugartime" featuring two lesbian couples.

Indeed. Apropos of this, I now have "Melt My Sugar Walls" by Sheena Easton playing on my mental jukebox.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I can't imagine that anybody cares enough to reverse-google me, but to calm your fears, I'll excise the original post. Okay?

We care! In fact, when I found out who you are I knew I just had to meet you. So I'll be outside your place tonight between 8 and 11-ish, and probably all day tomorrow. Just look for the idling van with the blacked-out windows, come by and say "hi!".

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ironweed
We care! In fact, when I found out who you are I knew I just had to meet you. So I'll be outside your place tonight between 8 and 11-ish, and probably all day tomorrow. Just look for the idling van with the blacked-out windows, come by and say "hi!".

I'll tell Mario at the front gate to keep an eye out for you, okay?

And my husband is routinely armed.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Anyone who would like to know my full name and bar numbers, PM me, okay?

Okay, okay, I get it. Count me as too careful.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by bilmore
Okay, okay, I get it. Count me as too careful.

There are probably enough data points on this board to figure out exactly who I am.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are probably enough data points on this board to figure out exactly who I am.

Christina Ricci. What do I win?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Anyone who would like to know my full name and bar numbers, PM me, okay?

If you were really as nonchlant about this as you claim to be, you would not be making us jump through all these hoops. In fact, this whole "PM me for my name and bar number" things smells like a trap to me. But you other suckers go ahead. Prediction: Ironweak was the first to PM. It is almost worth taking him off my ignore list to see the consequences of his idiocy. Sucker.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are probably enough data points on this board to figure out exactly who I am.

The rule of thumb should be that the longer you post, the higher the odds rise that someone, if suitabily motivated, could figure it out.

I know that for me, it was probably the billboard on Wilshire that did it. I don't care who connected the data points, I was just too proud.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are probably enough data points on this board to figure out exactly who I am.

Yes. In fact, after I get done over at BnB's house, I've got you pencilled in for a couple of suspiciously slow drive-bys between midnight and 2 AM. Leave the blinds open, kay?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ironweed
Yes. In fact, after I get done over at BnB's house, I've got you pencilled in for a couple of suspiciously slow drive-bys between midnight and 2 AM. Leave the blinds open, kay?

I'm correctly assuming I should be naked?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm correctly assuming I should be naked?

Next board motto.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are probably enough data points on this board to figure out exactly who I am.

I am Mr. P. Account.

I miss me [sniff].

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
The rule of thumb should be that the longer you post, the higher the odds rise that someone, if suitabily motivated, could figure it out.

I know that for me, it was probably the billboard on Wilshire that did it. I don't care who connected the data points, I was just too proud.

Whoever did your tit job should be commended.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm correctly assuming I should be naked?

Yes. But can you bring the dogs in first? I think the big one wanted to do a Shifty-Style Ball Poppin' on me, and I had a hell of a time getting over that hedge.