imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Bono can walk the streets of Dublin without being hounded.

I hate starfucking Americans. I couldn't be more bored with celebrity.

Yeah! Americans totally suck! Like Coltrane, I am much more sophisticated and European.

So, Colt old chap, Ironweak and I have a wagered a few quid on whether Arsenal or Man U can catch the Chelsea lads this year. You want in?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate starfucking Americans. I couldn't be more bored with celebrity.

Americans aren't the only people who are star struck. Dublin? Is that the best you could do? What kind of example is that?

TM

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why are they public figures? Because their dad is in politics? Because he's president? Because one of the above and they are young and sort of hot (at least compared to what's recently been in the White House)?

Are all famous peoples' children "public figures"?

They are public figures because they have made themselves such. For example: they went out to campaign; they hosted parties and events for their father; they posed and gave interview for Vogue magazine. Those are just a few examples.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Bono can walk the streets of Dublin without being hounded.

I hate starfucking Americans. I couldn't be more bored with celebrity.

The guys who caused Princess Di's crash- they were chasing photos for the American market?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Americans aren't the only people who are star struck. Dublin? Is that the best you could do? What kind of example is that?

TM

It is an example of a sophisticated, European city. You uncultured American boor. It's not like you see the British falling all over themselves in some sort of celebrity worship.

[Replaced_Texan]

Taken from Self-defence with a Walking-stick: The Different Methods of Defending Oneself with a Walking-Stick or Umbrella when Attacked under Unequal Conditions (PartI),
By E.W. Barton-Wright, From Pearson’s Magazine, 11 (January 1901), 35-44.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


Taken from Self-defence with a Walking-stick: The Different Methods of Defending Oneself with a Walking-Stick or Umbrella when Attacked under Unequal Conditions (PartI),
By E.W. Barton-Wright, From Pearson’s Magazine, 11 (January 1901), 35-44.

I like it.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah! Americans totally suck! Like Coltrane, I am much more sophisticated and European.

So, Colt old chap, Ironweak and I have a wagered a few quid on whether Arsenal or Man U can catch the Chelsea lads this year. You want in?

Bitte. The Bundesliga is the new EPL, but I wouldn't expect someone as backward und Mittelamerikan as you to know that. In fact, we all laugh at you and your ignorant kind as we watch Wolfsburg vs. Werder Bremen and sip our half-liter Heffefeffeweisenbieren, with a dainty slice of lemon at the top just so. But what would you know of these things? Nothing. Of course. Oh how we laugh! Ha! Ha ha!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah! Americans totally suck! Like Coltrane, I am much more sophisticated and European.

So, Colt old chap, Ironweak and I have a wagered a few quid on whether Arsenal or Man U can catch the Chelsea lads this year. You want in?

I'm the Pinky to your Brain.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The guys who caused Princess Di's crash- they were chasing photos for the American market?

True. John Bull is even worse than us.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
Bitte. The Bundesliga is the new EPL, but I wouldn't expect someone as backward und Mittelamerikan as you to know that. In fact, we all laugh at you and your ignorant kind as we watch Wolfsburg vs. Werder Bremen and sip our half-liter Heffefeffeweisenbieren, with a dainty slice of lemon at the top just so. But what would you know of these things? Nothing. Of course. Oh how we laugh! Ha! Ha ha!

Ah yes, you bring me back to 2001, when the Bundesliga was all the rage. Ah Munich was such a refreshing change of pace from those Americans and their filthy Mojitos. Since you seem to be only 3 or 4 years behind the times, I'll give you a little tip. After the Bundesliga, you will become briefly enraptured with Ligue 1 before running back to the cold comfort and tough love of the EPL. I suggest you just skip it and have a fling in Valencia instead.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

Taken from Self-defence with a Walking-stick: The Different Methods of Defending Oneself with a Walking-Stick or Umbrella when Attacked under Unequal Conditions (PartI),
By E.W. Barton-Wright, From Pearson’s Magazine, 11 (January 1901), 35-44.

or, My Clonking-On-Head-With-Stick Style Will Most Easily Defeat Your Straw-Boater-Defense-Technique!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It is an example of a sophisticated, European city. You uncultured American boor. It's not like you see the British falling all over themselves in some sort of celebrity worship.

The last time I was in London, I got six blow jobs by saying, "I know the Pretty Little Flower."*

TM

*Unfortunately, they were all from your cock-eyed cockney-spewin' momma.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It is an example of a sophisticated, European city. You uncultured American boor. It's not like you see the British falling all over themselves in some sort of celebrity worship.

Maybe it's only english speaking countries sans Ireland.

Gruss Gott!

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The guys who caused Princess Di's crash- they were chasing photos for the American market?

No, they were MI-5. Don't you read the redtops, mate?