imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[str8outavannuys]

I'm about to buy a used Jeep Grand Cherokee, here in Los Angeles, a few miles from where the horrible Atwater/Glendale crash took place.

(if you've been in a cave since yesterday, a guy drove his Jeep Grand Cherokee onto the train tracks, slit his wrists, then decided against commiting suicide, so he abandoned his Jeep and left it on the tracks. A commuter rail train crashed, killing 11 people and injuring hundreds. Assjack is being charged with murder.

Now, which way should I go with the joke?

1. The Jeep had a little more damage than the seller, notgoingdownalone@hotmail.com, indicated in his craigslist ad

2. The good news is that it now fits easily in those compact parking spaces at Trader Joe's

3. The black exterior and silver interior really hide the blood stains

4. I wonder why he wants me to make the cashier's check out to "LA County Department of Corrections -- Bail"

If any of you kids in the hall have any great ideas, let me hear em.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when I fist used "you," I meant YOU.

I'm not sure exactly what this means, but it intrigues me.

[robustpuppy]

If you wanted to buy a man's Tag Heuer watch in either DC or TCOTU, (1) should someone talk you out of it? and (2) if not, where would you look for price and selection (in either DC,NYC, or cyberspace)?

I know they're pricey, but it's a gift and the recipient likes Tags.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm about to buy a used Jeep Grand Cherokee, here in Los Angeles, a few miles from where the horrible Atwater/Glendale crash took place.

(if you've been in a cave since yesterday, a guy drove his Jeep Grand Cherokee onto the train tracks, slit his wrists, then decided against commiting suicide, so he abandoned his Jeep and left it on the tracks. A commuter rail train crashed, killing 11 people and injuring hundreds. Assjack is being charged with murder.

Now, which way should I go with the joke?

1. The Jeep had a little more damage than the seller, notgoingdownalone@hotmail.com, indicated in his craigslist ad

2. The good news is that it now fits easily in those compact parking spaces at Trader Joe's

3. The black exterior and silver interior really hide the blood stains

4. I wonder why he wants me to make the cashier's check out to "LA County Department of Corrections -- Bail"

If any of you kids in the hall have any great ideas, let me hear em.

You don't want to go with how many of 'em it takes to screw in a light bulb? That always kills.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I wasn't saving it up. You looked at the "you" in my serious sociology post, and said "why me?"

So then I answered as if when I fist used "you," I meant YOU.

I was aiming for light hearted. If my light hearted comes off as bitter- well I just don't know.

Just admit that my misreading of your tone was your fault and we can move on.

TM

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I wasn't saving it up. You looked at the "you" in my serious sociology post, and said "why me?"

So then I answered as if when I fist used "you," I meant YOU.

I was aiming for light hearted. If my light hearted comes off as bitter- well I just don't know.

And Sebastian will sometimes admit he was wrong, or at least that he over stated a point.

Don't sweat it. Thurgreed is just exceptionally thin-skinned and insecure. I've heard it has a little (hint) something to do with his "National Endowment for the Arts," if you know what I mean. In fact, some say smaller and more shrivelled than even Wonk, but I find that difficult to believe.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you wanted to buy a man's Tag Heuer watch in either DC or TCOTU, (1) should someone talk you out of it? and (2) if not, where would you look for price and selection (in either DC,NYC, or cyberspace)?

I know they're pricey, but it's a gift and the recipient likes Tags.

So you finally fucked Slave? Dude.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you finally fucked Slave? Dude.

You bought him a watch?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not sure exactly what this means, but it intrigues me.

You are such a pervert.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you wanted to buy a man's Tag Heuer watch in either DC or TCOTU, (1) should someone talk you out of it? and (2) if not, where would you look for price and selection (in either DC,NYC, or cyberspace)?

I know they're pricey, but it's a gift and the recipient likes Tags.

I bought my Ebel here.
http://www.prestigetime.com
I was pretty happy with the transaction. And it looks like they carry Tags too.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm about to buy a used Jeep Grand Cherokee, here in Los Angeles, a few miles from where the horrible Atwater/Glendale crash took place.

(if you've been in a cave since yesterday, a guy drove his Jeep Grand Cherokee onto the train tracks, slit his wrists, then decided against commiting suicide, so he abandoned his Jeep and left it on the tracks. A commuter rail train crashed, killing 11 people and injuring hundreds. Assjack is being charged with murder.

Now, which way should I go with the joke?

1. The Jeep had a little more damage than the seller, notgoingdownalone@hotmail.com, indicated in his craigslist ad

2. The good news is that it now fits easily in those compact parking spaces at Trader Joe's

3. The black exterior and silver interior really hide the blood stains

4. I wonder why he wants me to make the cashier's check out to "LA County Department of Corrections -- Bail"

If any of you kids in the hall have any great ideas, let me hear em.

Stick with the law, kid.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you wanted to buy a man's Tag Heuer watch in either DC or TCOTU, (1) should someone talk you out of it? and (2) if not, where would you look for price and selection (in either DC,NYC, or cyberspace)?

I know they're pricey, but it's a gift and the recipient likes Tags.

44th and Broadway. Look for a dark-skinned guy with an accent. If he won't go lower than $13, just walk away and he'll cave.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm about to buy a used Jeep Grand Cherokee, here in Los Angeles, a few miles from where the horrible Atwater/Glendale crash took place.

(if you've been in a cave since yesterday, a guy drove his Jeep Grand Cherokee onto the train tracks, slit his wrists, then decided against commiting suicide, so he abandoned his Jeep and left it on the tracks. A commuter rail train crashed, killing 11 people and injuring hundreds. Assjack is being charged with murder.

Now, which way should I go with the joke?

1. The Jeep had a little more damage than the seller, notgoingdownalone@hotmail.com, indicated in his craigslist ad

2. The good news is that it now fits easily in those compact parking spaces at Trader Joe's

3. The black exterior and silver interior really hide the blood stains

4. I wonder why he wants me to make the cashier's check out to "LA County Department of Corrections -- Bail"

If any of you kids in the hall have any great ideas, let me hear em.

Big dent in the side- sure- but you should see "the other guy!"

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you wanted to buy a man's Tag Heuer watch in either DC or TCOTU, (1) should someone talk you out of it? and (2) if not, where would you look for price and selection (in either DC,NYC, or cyberspace)?

I know they're pricey, but it's a gift and the recipient likes Tags.

I'm not sure about where you would buy it, but if you're insisting on Tag, buy the Monaco.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
Don't sweat it. Thurgreed is just exceptionally thin-skinned and insecure. I've heard it has a little (hint) something to do with his "National Endowment for the Arts," if you know what I mean. In fact, some say smaller and more shrivelled than even Wonk, but I find that difficult to believe.

Will you stop with your not-so-subtle attempts at trying to get me to let you get a look at my penis?

TM