imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It does not frighten me. I eat pussies like you for breakfast.

giant, man-eating pussies?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It does not frighten me. I eat pussies like you for breakfast.

Which explains the pussy breath.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by cheese grits
Have you ever had a kit kat?

cheese grits

You're not paying attention.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It does not frighten me. I eat pussies like you for breakfast.

Perhaps it is just going to groom you, not bite your head off.

ETA I used to have cheese grits for breakfast sometimes on weekends. Yum.

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Which explains the pussy breath.

My breath smells like the kit kat. the regular flavor.

cheese grits

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Yeah, a bright sunny warm beach with an enormous wave causing hundreds of thousands of tragic deaths. Soulless bitch.

2. Fringey is the kind of ugly American who is back in Thailand now for the bargins- and telling herself she's helping the economy and helping the waitress forget the loss of her 3 kids by sending her off for more scotch and waters. We are the world indeed.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by cheese grits
Wrong. Potty mouths with flair turn me on. It is crying because it loves the kitkat and is upset at the advent of cumin and masala flavored kitkat.

cheese grits

Sounds good. Cumin and chocolate is an old and good combination.

The new chili-and-lime chocolates at Starbucks are also good.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Perhaps it is just going to groom you, not bite your head off.

ETA I used to have cheese grits for breakfast sometimes on weekends. Yum.

Take it to the cooking board.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Take it to the cooking board.

Whiff. I have never cooked grits of any kind.

Mmmm, shrimp and grits.

I hate cumin.

And, finally, I don't like sweet girly drinks, so Hank must be thinking of someone else. Perhaps ncs.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by cheese grits
My breath smells like the kit kat. the regular flavor.

I don't doubt that for a second, tubby.
And just an fyi, it's not necessary to sign your fake name after every post. I'm just saying.

NFH

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. Fringey is the kind of ugly American who is back in Thailand now for the bargins- and telling herself she's helping the economy and helping the waitress forget the loss of her 3 kids by sending her off for more scotch and waters. We are the world indeed.

I think seasonal affective disorder is getting to you two. Maybe you should take a vacation someplace sunny.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think seasonal affective disorder is getting to you two. Maybe you should take a vacation someplace sunny.

ball don't lie

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Whiff. I have never cooked grits of any kind.

Mmmm, shrimp and grits.

I hate cumin.

And, finally, I don't like sweet girly drinks, so Hank must be thinking of someone else. Perhaps ncs.

Try some gravy on your grits next time you wiffy wiff.

Hank's fixed it. Scotch is good with some chocolate and Java.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ball don't lie

Are you trying to tell us you only have one ball, and it is a magic truth-telling ball?

[cheese grits]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Perhaps it is just going to groom you, not bite your head off.

ETA I used to have cheese grits for breakfast sometimes on weekends. Yum.

Was that a come-on?

cheese grits