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02-02-2005, 12:48 PM
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#2686
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Sausage Fest
Where are our spinsters?
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02-02-2005, 12:53 PM
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#2687
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Sausage Fest
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Where are our spinsters?
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There's a giant scissor fight, and we're not invited.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-02-2005, 12:58 PM
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#2688
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Google herpes and circumcision, like I did this morning. It apparently happens much more often that one would think.
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I thought that only happened in Catholicism. Live and learn. Thats why I read these boards.
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02-02-2005, 01:09 PM
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#2689
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Sausage Fest
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There's a giant scissor fight, and we're not invited.
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What's that? Does it involve felines (damn you, raouaouoaoal, for ruining the word "cat")?
AON, and ISYN, I was on an elevator with a guy in what really looked like a (short) feather boa this morning. It may have been some sort of scarf. Someone I work with, but I don't really know him.
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02-02-2005, 01:37 PM
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#2690
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There's a giant scissor fight, and we're not invited.
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The scissor fight... is that actually a legitimate lesbian sex act? It seems like that would be a whole lot of physical maneuvering for a very small payoff. I'm not an anatomy professor, but I do have a fairly solid workingman's knowledge of the female body, and I just don't see the scissors being all that much fun.
In fact, depending on who's involved, it could be very velcro-like, or irritating, if there were stubble involved. People could get kicked in the face a lot. Teeth could be lost, lips could be split, noses broken, etc...
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02-02-2005, 01:47 PM
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#2691
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The scissor fight... is that actually a legitimate lesbian sex act? It seems like that would be a whole lot of physical maneuvering for a very small payoff. I'm not an anatomy professor, but I do have a fairly solid workingman's knowledge of the female body, and I just don't see the scissors being all that much fun.
In fact, depending on who's involved, it could be very velcro-like, or irritating, if there were stubble involved. People could get kicked in the face a lot. Teeth could be lost, lips could be split, noses broken, etc...
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I think all but the most extreme use blunt-edged scissors.
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02-02-2005, 01:49 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's that? Does it involve felines (damn you, raouaouoaoal, for ruining the word "cat")?
AON, and ISYN, I was on an elevator with a guy in what really looked like a (short) feather boa this morning. It may have been some sort of scarf. Someone I work with, but I don't really know him.
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You should have asked him what the hell he was doing wearing a scarf in 60 degree weather.
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02-02-2005, 01:51 PM
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#2693
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You should have asked him what the hell he was doing wearing a scarf in 60 degree weather.
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That's pretty damn cold, missy. In any event, it wasn't wrapped around his neck; it was just sort of draped across his shoulders. It may have been a decoration.
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02-02-2005, 01:55 PM
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#2694
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Sausage Fest
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's that? Does it involve felines (damn you, raouaouoaoal, for ruining the word "cat")?
AON, and ISYN, I was on an elevator with a guy in what really looked like a (short) feather boa this morning. It may have been some sort of scarf. Someone I work with, but I don't really know him.
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Send the client back to my building, bitch. He's late for the closing on Monkey Colon: The Musical.
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02-02-2005, 01:56 PM
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#2695
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Send the client back to my building, bitch. He's late for the closing on Monkey Colon: The Musical.
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He's not a client. He's an employee.
However, that in no way means that he isn't involved in Monkey Colon. I've heard good things about that, btw.
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02-02-2005, 02:01 PM
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#2696
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Sausage Fest
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Send the client back to my building, bitch. He's late for the closing on Monkey Colon: The Musical.
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I thought it was "cologne." What have you gotten me into?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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02-02-2005, 02:03 PM
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#2697
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Sausage Fest
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was "cologne." What have you gotten me into?
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He got you into primate ass-fucking set to music, instead of bottled zoo stink set to music. Which do you think is going to net more in this town?
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02-02-2005, 02:07 PM
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#2698
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Sausage Fest
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think all but the most extreme use blunt-edged scissors.
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Here's a cure for that:

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02-02-2005, 02:11 PM
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#2699
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Sausage Fest
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought it was "cologne." What have you gotten me into?
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Look, everyone's gotta start somewhere. "Frightened Cellmate #2" may have limited dialogue, but it'll provide the exposure that you need at this early stage in your career.
Trust me.
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02-02-2005, 02:17 PM
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#2700
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No Hank For You!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: delaware
Posts: 46
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your avatar is either bad art or Japanimation. Either way, it disturbs me. Please remove it.
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