imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Giant baby?

What's wrong with a regular-sized baby's arm?

You women and your standards.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
ITs pop if you are a prole from the midwest fascinated by the goings on of Brad and Angelina. Otherwise, it is soda.

It's coke. Go suck on Coltrane's "arm" and get back to us with a report on how it compares to the arm of the baby your bio clock so desperately craves.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's coke. Go suck on Coltrane's "arm" and get back to us with a report on how it compares to the arm of the baby your bio clock so desperately craves.

THis soundsl ike a poor man's me flaming RP.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
THis soundsl ike a poor man's me flaming RP.

You don't generally bring in sucking, just the bio clock crap. That was supposed to flatter you by making you think it was an homage and not just mockery.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THis soundsl ike a poor man's me flaming RP.

Shifty is the rich man's me.

You two should make out. Maybe you'll let him go up your shirt?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You don't generally bring in sucking, just the bio clock crap. That was supposed to flatter you by making you think it was an homage and not just mockery.

post hoc

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
What we might see on Sunday...

At present, my computer wallpaper is that very image, minus the Tom Brady head with the spine ripped out.

What I want to know is, why is Brian Dawkins' belt unbuckled?

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
At present, my computer wallpaper is that very image, minus the Tom Brady head with the spine ripped out.

What I want to know is, why is Brian Dawkins' belt unbuckled?

oh, honey, no wonder your sex life is unsatisfying if you can't figure out why a guy's belt would be unbuckled.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
post hoc

Hm, two-word responses:

you wish

or

um no

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Not here it isn't:

I know. It irritates the crap out of me. When I order a sandwich and a pop, I get "the look."

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
oh, honey, no wonder your sex life is unsatisfying if you can't figure out why a guy's belt would be unbuckled.

So what happens after he takes that football in his left hand and shoves it up your ass? The other two guys and the ref in the background come on over and each take another orifice?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I know. It irritates the crap out of me. When I order a sandwich and a pop, I get "the look."

I think if they would just pop you in the nose a couple times, you'd be cured of your stupid phrasing.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
My guess: either they were born Mormon, or they converted.

What else is there if they are Mormon?

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So what happens after he takes that football in his left hand and shoves it up your ass? The other two guys and the ref in the background come on over and each take another orifice?

Sweetie, if we were doing the "football up the orifice" game, he wouldn't need to have his belt unbuckled.

JE-sus.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sweetie, if we were doing the "football up the orifice" game, he wouldn't need to have his belt unbuckled.

JE-sus.

I cringe thinking about a football in any orifice. This has stopped being fun for me.