imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

2. Maybe the reason I have altered your intended definiton of whiff is that I never read it in the first place.

In communist Russia, whiff defines you!

Sincerely,

Yakov Smirnoff

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
In Russia, whiff defines you!

Sincerely,

Yakov Smirnoff

Off my ho, corner.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes, but tivoing every reality show on the planet and rubbing one off to Paris Hilton's home video makes you one of life's winners.

As does betting on the outcome.

But I digress. Tivo makes it approachable. I watched both nights in about 1 1/2 hours. That way the Pekingese actually walked normal speed.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
As does betting on the outcome.

But I digress. Tivo makes it approachable. I watched both nights in about 1 1/2 hours. That way the Pekingese actually walked normal speed.

You bet on the outcome of Paris Hilton's home video? Eeeewwwww. And stupid.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
As does betting on the outcome.

But I digress. Tivo makes it approachable. I watched both nights in about 1 1/2 hours. That way the Pekingese actually walked normal speed.

Exactly. I watch the entertaning breeds. Skip sporting and hounds (though pharoahs and ibizans are quite beautiful) and much of the herding . I like those enormous working dogs.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm a bitter spinster cow, but, due to my cowlike tendencies, I have discernable udders.

Those can't be real.... they sit too perfect, are they?

















See like this its sort of a compliment- not "those are fake, right?"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. And, fyi, an entire country watches hockey regularly. Let me know if you need details.

I have more Canadian connection that anyone here not born in Canada- I've curled......but its a smallish country as to population, however wonderful. The player's salaries are bloated.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I love you gwink, but that's baloney. Maybe the league charged too much for expansion franchises in the Bettman Era, but that is not the problem.

A large part of the problem is simply that there is a huge disparity in the willingness/ability to pay big bucks between rich and poor teams. Whose fault is that? The Nashville Predators? No.

Another part is the expiration of the ABC/ESPN deal. No big money flowing in anymore, and the new deal sucked becuase ratings sucked. Why did ratings suck? Because the games were not enjoyable to watch for novice fans. Blame the Atlanta Thrashers? Heck, no, they are more fun to watch than the left wing lock using New Jersey Devils. Instead, blame the clutch and grab that isn't called, the goalies who look like Michellin Men, and the rules which seem designed to eliminate offense.

And the argument about talent dilution caused by the Anaheims of the league is misplaced -- the addition of new teams has happened only after the league began to open itself up to players from Europe. This isn't 1967; Khabibulin's not forced to play for the Red Army team, and general managers are willing to sign players who aren't named Claude or Trevor.

Oh, and slave, fuck Goodenow because if you're going to cave for a cap of $49 million, you might as well take a cap of $42 million to save the season.

2 years ago the wings bought the best player from washington (I think) the second or third best player in the league- the Wings just took him with $$$$. Whatever the owner of the Caps does, he can't compete with Little Ceasar's. It kills a league trying to develop fan interest when a star leaves the minute he steps out.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I feel faintly nauseated all the fucking time. Fucking fuckwaddy motherfucking fucktards.

Congrats? when was your last monthly?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Those can't be real.... they sit too perfect, are they?

See like this its sort of a compliment- not "those are fake, right?"

They are so saggy that there is no question but that they are real.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Congrats? when was your last monthly?

less than a month ago.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
Hey Slave - sounds like this guy could use some pointers. How did you break the ice the first time you slipped on the slip?

While it ultimately didn't make him happy- once wonk realized the same he started eating till he had c-cup manboobs.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
less than a month ago.

Next one is 11 months off! More if you breast feed.

[viet_mom]

Ugh. I picked a sofa that did not have attached cushions and it's a "two seater" sofa so there are 2 large pillows that form the back of the sofa. They zip/unzip and inside are pillows that have stuffing in them. But the cushions seemed too lumpy and bulgey (like cellulite) so I took the pillows out of the cushions and just put the stuffing directly in. Now they are even more lumpy and yucky. Is it possible to convert these cushions into sturdier types that you see on attached-cushion-sofas without re-ordering the fabric and having the cushions custom-made all over again? Thank you.

[SlaveNoMore]

ironweed
Hey Slave - sounds like this guy could use some pointers. How did you break the ice the first time you slipped on the slip?

Physician, heal thyself.