imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by viet_mom
Ugh. I picked a sofa that did not have attached cushions and it's a "two seater" sofa so there are 2 large pillows that form the back of the sofa. They zip/unzip and inside are pillows that have stuffing in them. But the cushions seemed too lumpy and bulgey (like cellulite) so I took the pillows out of the cushions and just put the stuffing directly in. Now they are even more lumpy and yucky. Is it possible to convert these cushions into sturdier types that you see on attached-cushion-sofas without re-ordering the fabric and having the cushions custom-made all over again? Thank you.

http://www.thefoamstore.com/index_files/page0001.htm

Foam's cheap.

[viet_mom]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
http://www.thefoamstore.com/index_files/page0001.htm

Foam's cheap.

Oh. The back pillows that are "attached" to the sofa: they are usually stuffed in foam and that is what gives them their more firm look? The loose back pillows I have are filled with a pillow that has Dacron in it. If so I will definitely check them out. Thanks!

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I like those enormous working dogs.

And yet, rubbing it out to the Paris Hilton video is somehow wrong.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its a start. Its official. I am now a tit fanatic. I don't know when or why this change occured, but lately, I find myself looking more at the rack than the can. Is this some shit that happens routinely in your 30s, or is it just a phase?

You get older, your neck gets stiffer, you can't look down as far or as easily, and tits are, like, right there in the easy view.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
My eggs this morning were sitting in the fridge of a cafe for god knows how long. And yet, the peeling was a disaster.

I think ATK suggested rolling each egg under your palm on a cutting board to crack the shells, then dropping them into icewater for a few minutes. The icy water seeping between the shell and the boiled egg causes the shell to release from the membrane.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
You get older, your neck gets stiffer, you can't look down as far or as easily, and tits are, like, right there in the easy view.

Or maybe it was easier to covertly get away with looking at an ass. Now, we don't care if we* get caught, so we'll stare at anything and everything.

*the royal "we"

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Physician, heal thyself.

You're off your game. I expected at least one reference to my mother.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1. Post Hoc. Have you not noticed how I never reply to mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm3456 posts or anything over two paragraphs? I don't even bother to edit my typos. You cannot possibly imagine I take the time to read your treatises. Get over yourself

2. Maybe the reason I have altered your intended definiton of whiff is that I never read it in the first place.

That's funny, because you don't know the meaning of 30% of the words you use. Maybe if you read more, you would.

But the fact that you have memorized numerous personal facts of so many posters here proves that you are completely full of shit when it comes to how much you pretend you don't read. That, and your bullshit "I can't take it anymore, good bye forever" posts, combined with your "Hey! I'm back! Look at me! Over here!" attitude proves that you're not only crazy, but also not a very good liar.

TM

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You buy fake tits, you're looking to show those babies off. You aren't going to be too offended if someone casually says "Nice goddamned work, Puppy." Its all in the delivery.

I assure you, if some hot guy comes up to you and says "You look great in that dress" you aren't going to slap him. You're probably going to find a way to let him into your twisted panties. "You look great in that dress" translates to "Your tits and ass look fantastic right now." Every time a man has said that to you and you've said "Thank you" in return, you've effectively thanked him for complimenting your T&A.

I sat on a jury once where the recipient of fake tits was suing her boss for sexual harassment because he complimented her fake tits. It was hard to find him guilty after she testified that she was proud of her fake tits,had been bragging about and showing them off in her place of employment.

It was a bit scary when her very large BF glared at us after the verdict was delivered. He managed to plant himself outside of the jury room as we left too.

They were not very nice fake tits.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I sat on a jury once where the recipient of fake tits was suing her boss for sexual harassment because he complimented her fake tits. It was hard to find him guilty after she testified that she was proud of her fake tits,had been bragging about and showing them off in her place of employment.

It was a bit scary when her very large BF glared at us after the verdict was delivered. He managed to plant himself outside of the jury room as we left too.

They were not very nice fake tits.

Does she need a job?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Does she need a job?

I don't think you really want her (or her scary BF) hanging around the office.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Does she need a job?

do you not trust Anne's assessment that "They were not very nice fake tits."

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I have more Canadian connection that anyone here not born in Canada-

Maybe so, but you're an ass, so it doesn't count.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Maybe so, but you're an ass, so it doesn't count.

Well, there's one less Canadian connection.

TM

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I don't think you really want her (or her scary BF) hanging around the office.

This place always has room on the payroll for women who like to show off their fake tits around the office.

There is no such thing as an ugly bare tit.