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[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Quoting faux Yakov Smirnoff jokes from the "Family Guy" is my schtick.

Get in line.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Get in line.

In Russia is freedom of speech. In America is also freedom after speech. -- Yakov Smirnoff
In America, you watch television. In Soviet Union, television watches you.
In America, you check books out of library. In Soviet Union, library checks you out.
In California, you can always find a party. In Russia, The Party can always find you. -- Yakov Smirnoff

Sheeesh. I could have written those jokes.....

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
In Russia is freedom of speech. In America is also freedom after speech. -- Yakov Smirnoff
In America, you watch television. In Soviet Union, television watches you.
In America, you check books out of library. In Soviet Union, library checks you out.
In California, you can always find a party. In Russia, The Party can always find you. -- Yakov Smirnoff

Sheeesh. I could have written those jokes.....

Cue the fat hausfrau . . . .

[egplant dike ass]

Originally posted by mmm3587

"Philippoussis, Mark
mark7@tmail.com

Phillipoussis, Mark
011-61-411454444

Phillipoussis, Mark
+61-411454444"

I gave that wackass ho’ my SkyNet pager number after we met at the Cannes, I had no idea that gaping gash fucking kept it on her Sidekick!

ALso, juts in case anytone is wondering, Philllpossis' number has been disconncted. fahooganoog!

Eh, enough with that has-been no talent faux celeb and her sidekick, and speaking of old news, am I the only one who is really tired of the whole paigow/slave post-coital love-hate flame war thing? It seems like it has become sooooo old, sooooo past its "sell by date", soooooooo 2001, that it is getting pretty hard to even give a rat’s ass anymore. Newbees, middlings and oldsckoolers alike, we have all heard enough about this 30 minute drunken pump and grind to last a lifetime. Hell, the post-sex write-ups have take longer to read than the dirty deed itself took. Sure, since then there have been plenty of first punches thrown from both sides and neither of the kitchensexers is even remotely innocent in the continued propagation of this cleanshaven fuck and tell, but as far as I am concerned its old news. BOOOOORRRING! If the two of them can’t decide to turn the other babysoft asscheek and make nice then I say the board puts them on mutual ignore. Or perhaps they schedule a unshaven cage match for charity, it could be webcast, from slave’s kitchen, Thurgreed Marshall has to grease the two of them up and then stands back and let them go at it until only one of them is left standing or yells “no mas” or something. Personally, my bet would be on Paigow coming out on top, either literally or figuratively.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Cue the fat hausfrau . . . .

You rang?

[Adder]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I didn't realize it was a parade. I am clearly out of the cows-as-art loop. Crap. Where's Jesus in a jar of piss when you need it?

The cows were in Prague last summer. If there is any place that doesn't need second rate public art its Prague.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
In Russia is freedom of speech. In America is also freedom after speech. -- Yakov Smirnoff
In America, you watch television. In Soviet Union, television watches you.
In America, you check books out of library. In Soviet Union, library checks you out.
In California, you can always find a party. In Russia, The Party can always find you. -- Yakov Smirnoff

Sheeesh. I could have written those jokes.....

But could you have pulled off the accent?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by mmm3587
From Drudge:

"Private telephone numbers of celebrities have been unleashed on the Internet after an apparent hacking into Paris Hilton's T-MOBILE SIDEKICK Address Book, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

The FBI has opened an investigation into the hack, a government source said.

The DRUDGE REPORT has confirmed the authenticity of many of the unlisted and super-secret numbers: Private phone numbers and email addresses of Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Andy Roddick, Ashlee Simpson, Victoria Gotti, Vin Diesel, Anna Kournikova and many others!"

http://www.gawker.com/news/culture/p...lton/index.php

http://s117433060.onlinehome.us/paris-addressbook.html

Excerpts:

"Lohan, Lindsay
+1-347-596-9990

Lohan, Lindsay
crossheart@tmail.com"

"Kournikova, Anna
305-206-5883"

"Philippoussis, Mark
mark7@tmail.com

Phillipoussis, Mark
011-61-411454444

Phillipoussis, Mark
+61-411454444"

I can confirm from her stage manager that E.G. Daily's phone has been ringing off the hook. Fuckers.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I can confirm from her stage manager that E.G. Daily's phone has been ringing off the hook. Fuckers.

Some people don't know how to appreciate art.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I can confirm from her stage manager that E.G. Daily's phone has been ringing off the hook. Fuckers.

My phone has been too.

Stupid bitch.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

When I was a college boy and even snobbier than I am now. . .

I just wanted to see this again.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by mmm3587
From Drudge:

"Private telephone numbers of celebrities have been unleashed on the Internet after an apparent hacking into Paris Hilton's T-MOBILE SIDEKICK Address Book, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

The FBI has opened an investigation into the hack, a government source said.

The DRUDGE REPORT has confirmed the authenticity of many of the unlisted and super-secret numbers: Private phone numbers and email addresses of Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Andy Roddick, Ashlee Simpson, Victoria Gotti, Vin Diesel, Anna Kournikova and many others!"

http://www.gawker.com/news/culture/p...lton/index.php

http://s117433060.onlinehome.us/paris-addressbook.html

Excerpts:

"Lohan, Lindsay
+1-347-596-9990

Lohan, Lindsay
crossheart@tmail.com"

"Kournikova, Anna
305-206-5883"

"Philippoussis, Mark
mark7@tmail.com

Phillipoussis, Mark
011-61-411454444

Phillipoussis, Mark
+61-411454444"

This post piqued my curiosity. How many of these people would you all consider as "A-List" celebrites?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Some people don't know how to appreciate art.

Sheesh. My kid could have written this joke.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by spookyfish
This post piqued my curiosity. How many of these people would you all consider as "A-List" celebrites?

I think that it's pretty solid B-List, but then, what did you expect? Who's A-List? Tom, Denzel, Julia, George? They don't seem like Paris' crowd. Paris is in her early 20's and only hangs out with the older set when fucking or nose candy is involved. There seem to be a lot of likely future (not as it should be, but how it is, unfortunately) A-Listers on there.

I do like the topless picks of her making out with a girl that were also hacked out of her Sidekick. What a dumbass...

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I do like the topless picks of her making out with a girl that were also hacked out of her Sidekick. What a dumbass...

Cite please?