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bilmore · 02-22-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The above means he likes you. On your date do whatever you feel like- it doesn't matter. If the topic comes up and you aren't commando sidestep it- "Maybe you'll find out" or some such thing.

Can you change your avatar? The cognitive dissonance involved in quickly glancing, seeing the pic, and then reading the words is screwing up the report I'm writing.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 02-22-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Why do I always have to be the voice of reason around this place? ABBA, your decision is very simple, and my wisdom is Solomon-like: Crotchless panties.

Jesus people, it's like you haven't learned a thing.

Ah! So the answer when he asks is "sort off", leaving him insatiably curious.

Strike that. I suspect this curiosity can be sated.

Replaced_Texan · 02-22-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
How did the fact that you were both commando come up? Is there any chance that this guy is just looking for a quick and easy lay? Did you fuck him before? Some people (not me, but some) might think that a "first" date soon after no underwear was discussed might quickly lead to fucking and develop into a non-relationship sort of "fucking," if any future fucking is to occur.

You don't get into commando discussions in casual conversation?

A friend of mine once told me that women in Texas wear red shoes when they're going commando. I objected, pointed out that I was wearing red shoes, and... uh, he was right.

mmm3587 · 02-22-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You don't get into commando discussions in casual conversation?

A friend of mine once told me that women in Texas wear red shoes when they're going commando. I objected, pointed out that I was wearing red shoes, and... uh, he was right.

Not really, no. Maybe going commando isn't as common where I have lived because it's too damn cold for many months of the year to go commando unless you have special commando-friendly clothing. Up here, we just talk about nudity and fucking to titillate each other, not the fact that we're not wearing underwear.

greatwhitenorthchick · 02-22-2005, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Not really, no. Maybe going commando isn't as common where I have lived because it's too damn cold for many months of the year to go commando unless you have special commando-friendly clothing. Up here, we just talk about nudity and fucking to titillate each other, not the fact that we're not wearing underwear.

I think it's cold where ABBA lives. Maybe you're just not hanging out with the right people.

Shape Shifter · 02-22-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think it's cold where ABBA lives. Maybe you're just not hanging out with the right people.

I don't like going commando. First there are the zipper issues. When it's cold, I like the extra layer to keep the boys warm and ready. When it's hot, I want something to keep nutsweat off my pants. I don't really see any upside in going commando.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-22-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't like going commando. First there are the zipper issues. When it's cold, I like the extra layer to keep the boys warm and ready. When it's hot, I want something to keep nutsweat off my pants. I don't really see any upside in going commando.

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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 02-22-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think it's cold where ABBA lives. Maybe you're just not hanging out with the right people.

Survey:

(1) Are you going Commando now?
(2) Do you ever go Commando?
(3) What is the outside temperature where you are right now?

Yes, No, mid-20s.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-22-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Survey:

(1) Are you going Commando now?
(2) Do you ever go Commando?
(3) What is the outside temperature where you are right now?

No
No
mid-30s? (maybe 40)

Nut Case, Sensitive · 02-22-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Not really, no. Maybe going commando isn't as common where I have lived because it's too damn cold for many months of the year to go commando unless you have special commando-friendly clothing. Up here, we just talk about nudity and fucking to titillate each other, not the fact that we're not wearing underwear.

mmmNuts?!?!

Hank Chinaski · 02-22-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't like going commando. First there are the zipper issues. When it's cold, I like the extra layer to keep the boys warm and ready. When it's hot, I want something to keep nutsweat off my pants. I don't really see any upside in going commando.

Translation:
"I don't go out w/o Shape Enhancers!"

Shape Enhancer® Boxer Brief
Enhancement underwear. Padded front pouch. Defining center-back seam. Machine wash. Cotton/spandex. Import. Navy, White, Red, Black. S-M-L-XL-XXL.

Nut Case, Sensitive · 02-22-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation:

Shape Enhancer® Boxer Brief
Enhancement underwear. Padded front pouch. Defining center-back seam. Machine wash. Cotton/spandex. Import. Navy, White, Red, Black. S-M-L-XL-XXL.

Nuts!!! Nuts!!!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 02-22-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
mmmNuts?!?!

:dance2: We've missed you.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-22-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You don't get into commando discussions in casual conversation?

No. He does. It's just that as soon as he mentions going commando, whatever cokehead ho* (who tends to get lost for large chunks of the evening) he's currently talking to can't resist tearing off his clothes.

TM

*My mom's a crackhead ho. Sorry to all would-be joke makers.

Nut Case, Sensitive · 02-22-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
:dance2: We've missed you.

Awww, nuts!