Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 40

spookyfish · 02-23-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Think about it, it sounds like he'd be good as the designated driver.

Still looking for a ride to the next Pistons game?

ABBAKiss · 02-23-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I just found out I have a last minute business trip to the very frigid north. I live in a warm climate (80 degrees today), and I do not own or wear boots.

How much of a freak will I look like if I wear suede pumps? I am not concerned about walking around in the muck and mire . . . I am only concerned about looking like a total moron.

e/o

I probably live in an area that could be termed the "very frigid north" and I wear whatever the fuck I want on my feet. Today it is pink stilletos. I do not look like a total moron, or at least no one has told me I do.

ABBAKiss · 02-23-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by Fugee
If you're coming to the Twin Cities, let me know.

yes -- me too.

spookyfish · 02-23-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I probably live in an area that could be termed the "very frigid north" and I wear whatever the fuck I want on my feet. Today it is pink stilletos.

With or without hose?

Pretty Little Flower · 02-23-2005, 11:49 AM

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If you're coming to the Twin Cities, let me know.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
yes -- me too.

I don't want to know.

ABBAKiss · 02-23-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
With or without hose?

I am wearing them with pants so with nude trouser socks. No one can see the socks though and they are not open toed.

For anyone who is interested or wondering, I have decided on a new cute "undergarments" outfit for tonight -- light pink with little black bows. Lacy. I'll wear that pre-dinner and go commando at some point DURING dinner.

No idea what I am wearing for "outerwear" for my date though.

ABBAKiss · 02-23-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't want to know.

Didn't you at one point brag that you are omniscient? Does it bother you that you know everything even when you don't want to?

greatwhitenorthchick · 02-23-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss I'll wear that pre-dinner and go commando at some point DURING dinner.

Excellent.

Was it in some movie where the girl puts her underwear on her date's plate (empty plate) at some point during dinner? Which one? I don't think I did this, nor anyone I know, although you never know - my memory sucks lately.

str8outavannuys · 02-23-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I voted for Scott too. I love that fucked-up antisocial monkey-boy and I would love to see them have to market him as an American Idol.

As for the women, I did not need to hear the same sucky-ass Michael Bolton song two nights in a row. This is the #1 ranked show in the country (god help us) -- buy the rights to some new damn songs already!

I watched Bachelorette b/c I suck. I honestly don't understand why two (count em -- TWO) virgin men would go on that show. They must know that Jen's not a virgin (she lived with Firestone for 9 months) and I know very few non-virgin women who think it would be great to marry virgins. The "my body is not a carnival ride" guy is going to the worst lay in history if he ever gets any.

It's actually not about buying rights; there's a compulsory licensing system for songs; you can sing any damn song you want and just have to pay the owner of the publishing a fixed royalty. Yes these fuckers are THAT uncreative. Somebody sing some radiohead or something, please.

lookingformarket · 02-23-2005, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Excellent.

Was it in some movie where the girl puts her underwear on her date's plate (empty plate) at some point during dinner? Which one? I don't think I did this, nor anyone I know, although you never know - my memory sucks lately.

It was your dream about me. [TM is slow on the trigger this morning, so I'm filling in]

barely_legal · 02-23-2005, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
It's actually not about buying rights; there's a compulsory licensing system for songs; you can sing any damn song you want and just have to pay the owner of the publishing a fixed royalty. Yes these fuckers are THAT uncreative. Somebody sing some radiohead or something, please.

I don't think it's the contestants' faults. I know in the past the contestants have stated in interviews that they are only "allowed" to sing songs from a pre-determined list because the AI producers won't pay royalties for any other song. So it's not so much that they are not creative, it's that AI is cheap cheap cheap.

ThurgreedMarshall · 02-23-2005, 12:51 PM

1. I was in a corner store today, buying a gatorade -- just waiting on line. The person in front of me bought a pack of Marlboros. The guy behind the counter said, "$7." I looked on the counter to see what else was being purchased. Nothing. Just cigarettes. Seven fucking dollars. Can you believe that shit? A pack a day habit would run you over $2,500 a year. Jesus.

2. Barry Bonds can kiss my ass. What a fucking moron. Did anyone else hear his rant yesterday? I can't believe this guy. He actually thinks he's the greatest and that the press has fed lies to everyone and that steroids don't help you in baseball.

He called the press in the room liars to their faces. Is there some rule in journalism that keeps you from saying, "Fuck you, Barry. You're a lying, cheating sack of shit and I'm here to write about it"?

He used the old, "steroids doesn't improve hand-eye coordination" bit. Okay. Then why the fuck are you so big? Does it help you hit the ball farther? Does it help that your muscles recover at the rate of an 18 year old, instead of a 40 year-old? Is the ability to maintain (or even improve) strength at an age when most normal, non-injected people are losing muscle mass helpful? Why weren't these questions asked?

In response to Jose Canseco's allegations that he's a user, he said, "I'm better than him at baseball. I've always been better than him at baseball, so it doesn't matter what he says," (or something like that). Why did the journalists let him get away with this as an answer? We weren't asking you if you had better steroid-aided stats than Jose, you big-headed maroon. We wanted your reaction to what someone with a trained eye has to say about the 25 pounds of muscle you put on the year you went from 49 homers to 73.

Started training with Steroid Trainer the year he jumped from 34 homers to 49 homers. Started using BALCO the next year and hit 73 dingers (would have hit between 80 and 90 if they pitched to him). Gained what, 35 pounds after you hit the age of 36? Fuck you, Barry. Maris' homerun record wasn't even threatened for like 40 years and then 3 guys hit more in a span of a few years, all of them with 100 pounds of extra muscle. You don't deserve the Hall. Someone should nickname him "The Asterisk."

I hope they pitch to him this year. I want to see how many home runs he can hit after they are actually able to test him.

TM

Ivan Rodriguez, implicated by Canseco as a 'roids user, reports to camp 22-25 pounds lighter this year? Say it ain't so, Pudge. Is everyone cutting cheeseburgers out of their diet?

Atticus Grinch · 02-23-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh, and remind me not to go out for "cocktails" with you. And don't try to tell me that you prefer a Roy Rogers -- the proverbial cat is already proverbially out of the proverbial bag.

I was talking about the other cocktails named after Ms. Black, including the Black & Tan, the Black Russian, the Negroni, the Lolita, the Cherry Vodka, and the Comfortable Screw. Fuckwad.

Atticus Grinch · 02-23-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Somebody sing some radiohead or something, please.

If someone were to do "The National Anthem" on Fox primetime, I would watch AI.

I will settle for "Creep."

megaloman · 02-23-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
She went from child star to a respectable diplomatic career, gave birth the bassist for The Melvins, survived breast cancer, and had a cocktail named after her.

Sure, she may not have outdone Reagan, but she certainly outstripped the entire cast of Diff'rent Strokes. And unless your real name is "Slippery Knob," she's beating the shit out of you.

Coincidentally your wife's nickname for me is "slippery knob". although I can't take all the credit, her saliva helps me acheive that state.

As for ambassador Black, what I really admire about her is after her marriage to horror movie star John Agar failed in the 50s, apparently out of spite, she cut him out of their daughter's life keeping him in the proverbial black. Very admirable, although arguably falling short of the record of the Diff'rent Strokes cast.