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[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Dear Penthouse:

I totally expected that this would happen to me. Fuck, I planned it this way.

Though I am a bi, I am WAY attracted to tall, dark and handsome men. One came over to my place last night.

As soon as he walked in the door we could feel the tension, but we held off on even a kiss. I didn't want him to think I was easy, after all, and this was our second date (depending on how you count it.)

Before I knew it, though, his hands were down my pants as I sat at the piano, playing him a concert. Intrigued, I stood up to let him explore, and put my hand down his pants as we each checked whether the other was "commando." He was, I was not, so he demanded an explanation. "ABBA!" he said. "Are you wearing.....panties?" (This was a surprise since in his experience I was sans panties, a fact he instantly liked about me).

I assured him that yes, in fact, I was. Was he displeased?

Within moments he had picked me up, carried me to my bedroom, thrown me on the king sized bed and removed my jeans. "Very nice," he said, caressing the fancy place of the panties, you know, the part between the thighs. "What do you have on top?" he continued, as he paused the caressing to undo my matching bra.

"Great TITS!!!!, ABBA!" he exclaimed, hungrily licking first one hard nipple, and then the other. He then worked his way down my torso, stopping to nibble a bit longer in places where my response let him know it was good.

Eventually, he was back to the offending panties, which he delicately worked around, making me practically beg for what was to come. The inevitable happened a few minutes later; panties pushed to the side and warm, wet kisses where I wanted them.

This continued with both of us clearly enjoying ourselves, bucking and moaning. "I want you in me," I whispered.

Have you ever been entered slowly and tauntingly, wondering whether you could take it all in? It's a great feeling. He knew just when to move and just when to pause for best effect. When I finally felt all of him inside me I felt so amazing I couldn't help but bite my lip and start rocking.

Crap -- I've got a meeting. I'll write more later.

Sincerely,
ABBAKiss

This could really be improved through the creative use of visual aids. You know, with and without panties, the great TITS!!! That sort of thing. Let me know when you have the revised draft out.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
*sob* (spree: Horrible news in a New York Times article.)

The Act exempts sales for, inter alia, "legislative, judicial, or law enforcement purposes?" Alabama must be a truly fascinating place to work in government.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's quite possibly the most uninteresting rodeo lineup I've ever seen.

Hillary Duff is on her own? Is that a hot ticket?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Hillary Duff is on her own? Is that a hot ticket?

I dig your outfit.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I haven't seen any of the Oscar-nominated movies this year and don't plan to. I would like to see Vera Drake though. But..... Hilary Swank will probably stop by my gym on Saturday like she did before the Golden Globes so maybe I'll get my picture taken with her. woo hoo!

I agree about Morgan Freeman. I love Morgan Freeman. He reminds me of the African-American father I never had.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I dig your outfit.

Same here. That's possibly the best one yet.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Same here. That's possibly the best one yet.

Hey Hank, were you inspired by my leathermen comment yesterday?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Hillary Duff is on her own? Is that a hot ticket?

You need to enter into fark.com's photoshop contests.

[megaloman]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I haven't seen any of the Oscar-nominated movies this year and don't plan to.

I'm with Chris Rock, I don't watch the Oscars. Never have.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by megaloman
I'm with Chris Rock, I don't watch the Oscars. Never have.

Yeah, but Chris Rock hosting might make them watchable.

Originally posted by Fugee
It scares me when I agree with you. He is my favorite guy: he looks cool, sounds cool and seems to be using actual good vocal technique.

I like him lots and whether he can do the fantasia spin and make barbra steisand type stuff "his" will determine whether he surpasses Matt Dillon from Singles on my favorite list. Of course, that guy might be done in by trhe song choice parameters, such as they may or may not be, on this show.

My two picks to exit exited. This ius not a spoiler since I didnt say who they were. But I think maybe I should bet bc I am getting quite good at predicting stuff these days.

Now, I didnt see the chicks perform but that Carrie Underwood looks strong- pretty blonde girl who can definitely sing. Now I am not one to say that Ai tilts outcomes to a certain type to win each season, but if I were, I would say it would probalby go to a white guy since we havent had one of those and since gay clay has had such inexplicable success and is due for his big outing scandal any second. But if we cant get the white guy, I say its her. Most of these folks cant combinme l0oks an ability very well.

Now, if I were advising her, and AI would allow it, I would have her do a Garbage tune. I saw a SNL rerun recently with Garbage on it and am reminded just how great this band is/was. Shirley hads an incredible voice and is a mesmerizing stage presence even though she just stands there and sings and doesnt do any dancing in bras bullshit. And the band rocks, its not jsut her. What happened to this band"? I loved the first two albums and havent heard squat from them since. Ditto Fiona Apple. Makes you forget there was actual talent in the late nineties. Anyone knwo anything?

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
DKNY. Light pink lacy with tiny black bows.

My date LOVED them. I am in love.

ETA -- they were gently removed and not torn or otherwise destroyed. Very good work on his part. Swoon.

I find myself strangely and ever so slightly heartbroken. And it isnt the cheesy soudning underwear thats doing the heartbreaking.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

The serial emailer from a few weeks ago just emailed me again. I think I'm going to have to put a block on him. Christ almighty.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I saw Finding Neverland two nights ago, and Ray is apparently on its way to me via Netflix. If all goes according to plan, I'll have seen all five nominated best picture films (Sideways seen December 13, 2004, The Aviator seen February 8, 2005, Million Dollar Baby seen February 17, 2005, Finding Neverland seen February 22, 2005, and Ray scheduled for February 24 or 26 2005.) I've also seen Hotel Rwanda (3 noms), Before Sunset (best adapted screenplay), Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind (2 noms), Kinsey (best supporting actress), The Incredibles (4 noms), Shrek 2 (2 noms), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2 noms), Spider-Man 2 (2 noms), and I, Robot (best visual effects). I'm probably going to the theater tonight for one last pre-Oscar show. I'll see either The Sea Inside (2 noms), A Very Long Engagement (2 noms), or The Merchant of Venice (0 noms). I could also go see Sideways again.

I do have to say, having seen all of the best actor performances but Jamie Foxx's Ray, I think that Paul Giamatti's performance in Sideways was better than Clint Eastwood's performance in Million Dollar Baby, and Giamatti should have gotten the nomination. Paul Giamatti had to make you like an unlikable person, and that was a very difficult task. Clint Eastwood was good, but the character wasn't as challenging of a role. I also think that Jim Carrey's performance was better thn Eastwood's but I'm irrational about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. That said, this is a tight field, and right now I'm rooting for (depending on the hour) Johnny Depp or Don Cheadle. Don Cleadle seems to get more hours than Johnny Depp.

The actress side isn't as interesting. Hilary Swank and Kate Winslet were the only ones I've seen and I liked them both immensely. I'd be happy with either one of them winning.

Writing, I've seen most of the writing nominated movies except for Vera Drake (Original) and Motorcycle Diaries (Adapted). I'm rooting for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind for original and Before Sunset for adapted. They are my first and second favorite movies of 2004.

I’m still irritated with the cop out “Best Animated Feature” category, because I think that animated films are good enough to compete with the rest of the pack and there simply aren’t enough animated films released every year. I mean Shark Tale got an Oscar nomination? Did they even read the reviews? Same goes for Ice Age (2002) and Brother Bear (2003). Having the separate category gives the Academy a cop-out so they don’t have to consider very good movies like The Incredibles and Finding Nemo for the Best Picture Award.

ETFT and give paragraph breaks, sorry 'bout that

I have seen exactly one of these movies, Aviator, and frankly, I wasnt impressed. It would have been good as a miniseries where the disparate, yet endless, patchwork of different scenes of a life would have been better in a story type setting. But that movie was interminable. I thought the acting was excelelnt though. Best movie? something memorable and classic? No way.

The only other movies I would have wanted to see are Ray and Eternaal Sunshine. Ray was too long to see in a movie theater and Eternal Sunshine had Jim Carrey in it who tops my Revolta list so I couldnt go which was unfortunate. All in all, I say this was a bad year for movies and they should just scrap the whole fucking thing. Except for Chris Rock. I hope he doesnt get all conformist and shit.

Originally posted by taxwonk
In a mud, industrial dumping, and possibly raw sewage seeping into your shoes, house, and car kind of way, perhaps.

You should have worked someting in about the cheap shoes of the Prole Fats getting ruined.