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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Anwar- I wasn't impressed last night. Though I like the way he looks. He is kind of soothing looking, if thats possible. He was okay, it sounded like karaoke, as did most of the stuff last night.

He was flat for much of the song, as many of the other contestants were also. Why are the judges being so nice? If I'm noticing this, surely they are.

Constantine- I have added Steve Perry to his mix of Chris Robinson and Andre Agassi, but he is still adorable. Nevertheless, he sucked. He should never take on a song that Chris Robinson perfected. Just looks like a pretender to the throne.

He's horrible. Simon was 100% correct that they could go into the bars and find many better rock singers. Constantine needs to go to the Rock Scream school taught by Rober Daltrey in "Won't Get Fooled Again." Constantine is still around because of his novelty factor, and each performance pales in comparison to . . .

Bo Bice- he is my main man. My runaway favorite. He answered the question, "Are the contestants forced to sing lite FM or is that by choice?" The Allmans on AI? Dude, call Sebby, this shit just got good. And he was GREAT. Better than Gregg (after too much bottle). I watched it three times. He was the only one who sounded original (thoughthat might have been a function of avoiding the Al Green or Celine Dion formula). I was so inspired I voted for him and I didnt think I was gonna vote until barely announced her love for the scrawny russian kid and she and I locked horns.

Bo was really good. Very powerful Bo needs to promote Constantine, because Constantine makes Bo look good by comparison.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Is this show on every fucking day or what?

Anyway,. here are my thoughts on what stuck.

That little blond russian dude- he can take a seventies band's cheesy eighties classic and turn it into a Celine Dion song? He has to go, immeditaely, if not sooner.

Anwar- I wasn't impressed last night. Though I like the way he looks. He is kind of soothing looking, if thats possible. He was okay, it sounded like karaoke, as did most of the stuff last night.

Constantine- I have added Steve Perry to his mix of Chris Robinson and Andre Agassi, but he is still adorable. Nevertheless, he sucked. He should never take on a song that Chris Robinson perfected. Just looks like a pretender to the throne.

Bo Bice- he is my main man. My runaway favorite. He answered the question, "Are the contestants forced to sing lite FM or is that by choice?" The Allmans on AI? Dude, call Sebby, this shit just got good. And he was GREAT. Better than Gregg (after too much bottle). I watched it three times. He was the only one who sounded original (thoughthat might have been a function of avoiding the Al Green or Celine Dion formula). I was so inspired I voted for him and I didnt think I was gonna vote until barely announced her love for the scrawny russian kid and she and I locked horns.

Fuck that - I hate Tracheotomy-Boy almost as much as I hate Constantine. The only person I'm voting for is Scott Savol and that's b/c he's ugly. I've decided not to vote for pretty people on AI -- pretty people have it too easy. I'm all about the ugly. Too bad there aren't any truly ugly women left -- although Mikalah is kind of close (especially if you count her personality) so I might have to vote for her.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Doubtful. Haven't you read Backlash?

It doesn't matter what that feminazi bitch thinks, I know I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What is a good non-commercial alternative to Everest then?

Denali. Without a guide.

Or Aconcagua. Actually, Aconcagua isn't that tough. It's not Kilimanjaro easy, but it's not Everest.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He was flat for much of the song, as many of the other contestants were also. Why are the judges being so nice? If I'm noticing this, surely they are.



He's horrible. Simon was 100% correct that they could go into the bars and find many better rock singers. Constantine needs to go to the Rock Scream school taught by Rober Daltrey in "Won't Get Fooled Again." Constantine is still around because of his novelty factor, and each performance pales in comparison to . . .



Bo was really good. Very powerful Bo needs to promote Constantine, because Constantine makes Bo look good by comparison.

What have you done with SS?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm going to work that little tidbit into my conversation tonight. Talk about a second date guarantee.

What are you wearing for your date? I must make this decision for tomorrow.....I know I will be commando but am seeking out ideas for outerwear. I probably won't talk about Mount Everest though.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
k2?

My almost former stepmother-in-law climbed that. It didn't sound Everest-tough from how she described it. Maybe I just wasn't paying too much attention.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Was it "Norgay- NTTAWWT"?

That is my SSotD

No. That's funnier than mine. In fact, I give it a 9 out of tenzing.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What is a good non-commercial alternative to Everest then?

Mount Tivo.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What have you done with SS?

That was my ppotD.

Originally posted by barely_legal
Fuck that - I hate Tracheotomy-Boy almost as much as I hate Constantine. The only person I'm voting for is Scott Savol and that's b/c he's ugly. I've decided not to vote for pretty people on AI -- pretty people have it too easy. I'm all about the ugly. Too bad there aren't any truly ugly women left -- although Mikalah is kind of close (especially if you count her personality) so I might have to vote for her.

I forgot about him. He is an interesting case to study. A white female fat has no chance to even go to Hollywood, let alone win. A white male fat has a marginally bettr chance. A black male fat can win. So does a white male fat who sounds like a black male fat have a better chance than a white male fat who sounds like a white male fat?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Denali. Without a guide.

Or Aconcagua.

Aren't those called two of the other seven summits and not alternatives?

(he's summitted them both)

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My almost former stepmother-in-law climbed that. It didn't sound Everest-tough from how she described it. Maybe I just wasn't paying too much attention.

I am about to make sweeping generalizations. Just so you are warned.

The problem with climbs like Everest and K2 now is that, as Coltrane explained, if you have enough cash, you can make the ascent. Hell, I bet there's a Tauck Tour to the top of Everest, complete with Abercrombie tents, a four-star chef, and white-gloved sherpas. So long as you are in reasonably decent shape, some tour operator will drag your ass up the climb, and some other dude will sell you a photo of you, cresting the summit, just before the other fat, rich american behind you does so.

I'm a climber. I've been one for a very long time. And you know what? I have no desire to do Everest or K2 or even Denali. I'm pretty happy hanging off a face somewhere in the Rockies. Some of that's just that I'm older and more jaded, and I freely admit that if you'd handed me a wad of cash and a plane ticket ten or fifteen years ago, I would have gladly kicked Everest's ass.

But now, well, not so much.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What have you done with SS?

Word. Did he tell you what he did this weekend?

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What are you wearing for your date? I must make this decision for tomorrow.....I know I will be commando but am seeking out ideas for outerwear. I probably won't talk about Mount Everest though.

This is so cute! You heart him! I cannot wait til we have the "how do I know if he is my boyfriend" thread.