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03-07-2005, 06:33 PM
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#2281
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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HELP!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Sunny's Snot Rocket
Namaste!
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That must be the most unflattering picture of a woman's breasts ever posted on this board. |
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03-07-2005, 06:33 PM
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#2282
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Dude, don't bogart that summary judgment brief!
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Must be a white thing.
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Untrue. Kevin McHale was a stand-up guy (as a player -- no comment about his willingness to ignore league salary cap rules).
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03-07-2005, 06:39 PM
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#2283
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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HELP!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That must be the most unflattering picture of a woman's breasts ever posted on this board.
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Most unflattering picture of a man's breasts ever posted on this board:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-07-2005, 06:41 PM
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#2284
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Dude, don't bogart that summary judgment brief!
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And Ainge? Yeah. I can see that too.
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Just remember: Tree Rollins bit him, not the other way around.
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It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-07-2005, 06:42 PM
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#2285
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Above sunny's knees
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HELP!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Sunny's Snot Rocket
Hi, all! Long time lurker, newbie poster. I can't believe I'm posting, but after lurking these boards for the last 7 years, you have finally stumbled across a topic worthy of discussion on these boards. I am glad you can behold the power of the Neti. Neti refreshes, and the nose becomes pleasantly open. The entire nose area is relaxed and cleaned from inside: Mucus, dust and dirt, even pollen and allergy provoking particles are gently rinsed out. This simple method can also help with many ailments or illnesses, e.g. cold, dry mucus membranes, allergy and asthma.
Namaste!
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Damn you, Snot Rocket! Sunny has not fed me since she hooked up with you. The only thing separating me from starvation is the overnight cleaning crew.
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03-07-2005, 06:51 PM
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#2286
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Dude, don't bogart that summary judgment brief!
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Must be a white thing.
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He let the Laimbeer played clean get through.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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03-07-2005, 06:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Dude, don't bogart that summary judgment brief!
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Just remember: Tree Rollins bit him, not the other way around.
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I'll always remember when Ainge threw the ball at the back of some guy's head when he wasn't looking and then pointed at the backboard as if he thought that would explain it. "Look, the backboard got in the way and I ended up hitting you in the head with an 80 mph pass. Funny how stuff like that happens."
Vlade and Mutumbo head the list of my all-flop team.
Pippen leads the list of many on the whine-about-everything squad.
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03-07-2005, 07:04 PM
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#2288
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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This Takes the Cake
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So who on the Boards doesn't qualify as narcissistic then? Seems like that should be a much shorter list to compile. Here's what I've come up with so far:
NOT
NotBob
That's all I could come up with. Please add to the list as appropriate.
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Get off my dick.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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03-07-2005, 07:06 PM
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#2289
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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I'm Toast
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Originally posted by dtb
So as part of my son's social studies curriculum, each kid is having a representative (or representatives) of his or her family come it to talk about something. It can be anything really; your family's hobbies, family history, your job, whatever.
So, it's my turn this Friday, and of course I have the problem that any of us would have -- namely, our jobs are lame and boring, and kindergardeners could not care less about what lawyers do --but I have an additional hurdle: last week's visitor.
Last week's person was the father of a girl in the class. He's a secret service agent. So, not only did he show them his gun, the baton thing that shoots out of a handle, the handcuffs, the microphone-up-the-sleeve, and a bunch of other gadgets, but he gave them all presidential trading cards, stickers, little "Big Apple - Secret Service" badges (my son wore his all weekend) and a signed photo of GWB. But that's not all!!! He led the kids downstairs, where there was a bevy of secret service agents guarding the presidential limousine. The street had been closed off, and all the kids got to go through the limousine.
I mean, come on!! How am I supposed to follow that?!?
I work in a bank, so my only hope is to hand out $100 bills and tell them how we play Liar's Poker all day long. And then take them to Hawaii on a private jet that I have waiting on the street outside.
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Or, you could say that you're a schoolteacher and let all the children play with your breastises. I'm sure you'll be rated #1 after that.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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03-07-2005, 09:00 PM
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#2290
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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actual fashion question
okay, your handling a Class A Felony child molestation case- your client's face is seriously fucked up so that he certainly looks capable of fucking kids, (I mean "internet forums have considered "no post" rules for his photo" fucked up) but you really can't do much about the face.
But wouldn't you, stuck with the face, at least cut (or at least wash and COMB) the hair and get a wardrobe consultant in?
The guy is dressed like for NAMBLA's formal ball
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 03-07-2005 at 09:09 PM..
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03-07-2005, 09:14 PM
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#2291
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Movies Not To See When You Are Sick
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
While I didnt see it based on dreadful reviews, I would wager Zoolander tops the "I was told it was funny but it was unwatchable list"
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Zoolander is infinitely funnier than Along Came Polly. It's got lots of very funny scenes, good dialogue, an orgy with Finnish dwarves and a Maori tribesman, and Hansel (he's so hot right now).
Along Came Polly has ethnic food related toilet jokes
ETA: Should have STP'd as this debate was sufficiently covered. Move along.
Last edited by str8outavannuys; 03-07-2005 at 09:21 PM..
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03-07-2005, 09:16 PM
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#2292
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Movies Not To See When You Are Sick
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Along Came Polly has ethnic food related toilet jokes
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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle has ethnics making food related toilet jokes, but it was good.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 03-07-2005 at 09:19 PM..
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03-07-2005, 09:24 PM
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#2293
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Movies Not To See When You Are Sick
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bottle Rocket is like most Radiohead records. Everyone keeps saying its brilliant, but you just don't get it.
It's good, but its no Rushmore. Nothing is.
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Radiohead and Bottle Rocket are both brilliant. Bottle Rocket was so ahead of its time; it's like a less-manic more-authentic-feeling OC episode with even better music. |
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03-07-2005, 09:25 PM
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#2294
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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What was number 1
Awww yeah baby. Let's Get It On, Marvin Gaye. It all makes sense now. |
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03-07-2005, 09:30 PM
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#2295
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Dude, don't bogart that summary judgment brief!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who the fuck are these people, and aren't you embarrassed that you recognize them????
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As Hank said, these are legit.
Mike D is a Beastie Boy. His kids are super cute. I geeked it up and asked him where he got his boy the Adidas track suit and shell-toes. Sadly for my unborn child's future chances of pimp-dom, the answer was Japan.
Mitch Richmond has a gold medal for basketball, being part of Dream Team III. My wife didn't know who he was either. He spent most of his career on the west coast.
Kyan is a big tool. My gay NYC cousin tells me that Kyan used to be a stripper in New Orleans under the name "Kyan Pepper." |
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