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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
As Hank said, these are legit.

Mike D is a Beastie Boy. His kids are super cute. I geeked it up and asked him where he got his boy the Adidas track suit and shell-toes. Sadly for my unborn child's future chances of pimp-dom, the answer was Japan.

Mitch Richmond has a gold medal for basketball, being part of Dream Team III. My wife didn't know who he was either. He spent most of his career on the west coast.

Kyan is a big tool. My gay NYC cousin tells me that Kyan used to be a stripper in New Orleans under the name "Kyan Pepper."

Hank is your standard?

[Whack Mybuttski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hank is your standard?

Ty's sister is my standard. Gold laminate. Why badmouth Ty's sister?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The guy is dressed like for NAMBLA's formal ball

But he's got the NG in the bag.

[Adder]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So I went down to this bad neighborhood to buy some stuff to shit on atticus's bed with and I think it wwas cut with ex lax. My nose won't stop running and I think there is some blood dabbed in. People at the office think its my allergies. Does anyone have a recomendtation?

I realize I am a bit challenged, but I sure hope this is a joke I don't get.

[Atticus Grinch]

Robin Hartl has joined the Hometime Co-Host Trail of Tears, preceded in dumpedness by such greats as Joanne Liebeler and other assorted Minnesota lesbians.

In her place, the producers are shifting to an ensemble cast.* In other words, we'll be afflicted with ugly behind-the-scenes functionaries like Judd Nelson (no relation) and Lenny and Bucky.

This is not news. What is news is that the ensemble cast includes amazing new eye candy by the name of Miriam Johnson (no relation). I've always had a thing for chicks named Miriam. But this chick is hot. Model hot. I defy you to find a hotter chick on a (real)** home improvement show.



That is one sweet, sweet piece of DIY ass.

*The same boo-shit ruined Victory Garden, but that's another post.

**Tool Time Girls don't count.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
*The same boo-shit ruined Victory Garden, but that's another post.

As I recall, it was cancer what killed Crockett.

[Atticus Grinch]

If you thought the "Attacked by a Chimp" story couldn't get any better, you'd be wrong.

When the Davis family sought to be reunited with their beloved Moe (after it had already bitten three people --- two more bites than dogs are allowed), they were represented by --- wait for it --- perennial parasite Gloria Allred, a PR flak who gave up actually practicing law in preference to representing the media interests of screeching primates who bite the hand.

I am thoroughly shocked and amazed that Allred hasn't yet announced she is representing Doug Wead.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
As I recall, it was cancer what killed Crockett.

That's old skool. Chickity check yo tailpipe. Here endeth the lesson.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
amazing new eye candy by the name of Miriam Johnson (no relation).

Bad news: "Miriam and her husband, Paul, have just purchased an 80-year-old house and are in the middle of a complete renovation.

Good news: "Miriam boasts that she is more comfortable operating power tools than Paul!"

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
okay, your handling a Class A Felony child molestation case- your client's face is seriously fucked up so that he certainly looks capable of fucking kids, (I mean "internet forums have considered "no post" rules for his photo" fucked up) but you really can't do much about the face.

But wouldn't you, stuck with the face, at least cut (or at least wash and COMB) the hair and get a wardrobe consultant in?



The guy is dressed like for NAMBLA's formal ball

Although this particular photo isn't the best example of this, Chris Rock's observation is, "He shows up for court dressed like Captain Crunch."

Chris Rock + dtb = TLF (that's True Love Forever)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
Although this particular photo isn't the best example of this, Chris Rock's observation is, "He shows up for court dressed like Captain Crunch."

Chris Rock + dtb = TLF (that's True Love Forever)

don't know about all that- but his lawyers are screwing up. Me? I TAKE CARE OF MY CLIENTS!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
don't know about all that- but his lawyers are screwing up. Me? I TAKE CARE OF MY CLIENTS!

Dissent. He needs to show the jury that his normal whacko self is - yes - whacko, but also harmless and whimsical and fantasy-based. If he walked into court in a BB suit, cut and combed hair, and normal skin color, they'd just know he was trying to pull something over on them. This way, they can become convinced he's not hiding anything. Weird - eccentric - but harmless, is his key.

I think they deliberate for about four hours, and then acquit.

[sunnybunny]

I can't remember from last year...approximately how long after your federal e-filed tax return is "accepted" by the IRS does one's refund show up in one's account, if one opted for the direct deposit? I think it was as fast as a week last year, but it sounds like 2-3 weeks based on the IRS's website


Sunny(spending my money before it's hear)Bunny

[bilmore]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I can't remember from last year...approximately how long after your federal e-filed tax return is "accepted" by the IRS does one's refund show up in one's account, if one opted for the direct deposit?

Mine was eight days this time.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by bilmore
Mine was eight days this time.

When did you file? I think that it take longer as it gets later in the year. I filed around the first week of February, and it took about 10 days, which seemed a little longer than last time.

This is for direct deposit. I recall the checks take longer.