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Hank Chinaski · 03-16-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Michael Jackson has a child's mentality.
I think Michael is molesting these boys. But I don't think he sees it as molestation. Since he hasn't been allowed to mature as a normal human being would and can't understand what a normal, healthy sexual relationship even looks like, he probably experiments.
TM

After the first scare and pay out, I don't get why his handlers didn't scour the earth for child-like looking adults that they could pay. I assume he has several leeches around, and their meal ticket is quite possibly going away.

There are those people with the disease that prevents them from looking mature even though they are. Maybe they did try and that's why it took so long for the second incident to surface.

Unless Michael also needs the kid to be "fresh," but he's so delusional, I'd think they could fake him on that.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-16-2005, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Can't anyone photoshop around here other than Hank's wife? Perhaps we should set up a scholarship fund, send someone to trade school to learn this.

I can. See, e.g. ABBAKiss.

Alex_de_Large · 03-16-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
After the first scare and pay out, I don't get why his handlers didn't scour the earth for child-like looking adults that they could pay. I assume he has several leeches around, and their meal ticket is quite possibly going away.

There are those people with the disease that prevents them from looking mature even though they are. Maybe they did try and that's why it took so long for the second incident to surface.

Unless Michael also needs the kid to be "fresh," but he's so delusional, I'd think they could fake him on that.

Common, Emmanuel Lewis and Gary Coleman have to have a price, right?

robustpuppy · 03-16-2005, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Fugee
I never pay attention to anyone other than Mr. Darcy -- is Mr. Collins the obsequious rector?

You nailed it. I also think of him as unctuous.

Hank Chinaski · 03-16-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I can. See, e.g. ABBAKiss.

He forgot to add one other criteria, which I don't think you'd meet; a willingness to blindly snake Slave. That's where I fell out.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-16-2005, 10:57 AM

Forced satire. Not that funny. Reminded me of a Mad TV skit. The first 15 minutes were hilarious. The last 75 were not.

RT, why the rave review for this? I get it: often they were very close to getting bitten, but the funny part was they were more worried about trivial things. So what about the end of the world, what about me wanting to finally drive a Jag? It got old. Fast.

Pretty Little Flower · 03-16-2005, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He forgot to add one other criteria, which I don't think you'd meet; a willingness to blindly snake Slave. That's where I fell out.

Most. Despised. Poster. Since. Lady. Val.

03-16-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by Fugee
Could suck a whole lot worse. A lawyer I knew committed suicide recently. His close friends must be devastated that he didn't go to them with whatever was troubling him.

Thankfully my friend is not a lawyer, so he's not subject to the not-insignificant statistical bump our noble profession enjoys when it comes to things like suicide, drug abuse, alchoholism, etc.

bilmore · 03-16-2005, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Most. Despised. Poster. Since. Lady. Val.

Renada Deshada.

Enuf' said.

bilmore · 03-16-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Thankfully my friend is not a lawyer, so he's not subject to the not-insignificant statistical bump our noble profession enjoys when it comes to things like suicide, drug abuse, alchoholism, etc.

Over the course of my short life, I've come to think that one can safely risk personal hope and optimism on a deranged friend only upon their third entrance into treatment. The first and second are gimme's. Support is great, when tempered with realism.

03-16-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Over the course of my short life, I've come to think that one can safely risk personal hope and optimism on a deranged friend only upon their third entrance into treatment. The first and second are gimme's. Support is great, when tempered with realism.

I think "deranged" is a little strong. I would prefer the term "folly."

bilmore · 03-16-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I think "deranged" is a little strong. I would prefer the term "folly."

"Disturbed in operation or function." I think it works. "folly" makes me think of Brian Boitano, who, while likely a nice guy, just doesn't advance my thesis at all.

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-16-2005, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Enuf'

Ack! Why is there an apostrophe here? Is the word actually "Enuff" and you contracted it? Goddamn.

I'm actually in a fine mood today, but this just tweaked me. Sorry.

bilmore · 03-16-2005, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ack! Why is there an apostrophe here? Is the word actually "Enuff" and you contracted it? Goddamn.

I'm actually in a fine mood today, but this just tweaked me. Sorry.

You're easily tweaked.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-16-2005, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I'm actually in a fine mood today, but this just tweaked me.

I thought you usually tweaked yourself? Or is that only when the door is closed?