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NotFromHere · 03-16-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I've seen said underpants. The term "candy-ass" doesn't really apply.

Yes, but candy butt-crack lawyer doesn't really roll off the tongue.

taxwonk · 03-16-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Okay, Wonk.

Hey, what did I do to get thrown into this dogfight?

spookyfish · 03-16-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes, but candy butt-crack lawyer doesn't really roll off the tongue.

Finally, a subject about which MR can speak with authority!

Shape Shifter · 03-16-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

2) Shape Shifter. Sorry, dude, but yoiur socks have away better avatars than you.

Anything for you, dear.

ABBAKiss · 03-16-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If wearing candy underpants, how does one answer the question "are you commando?"

You are not commando until someone eats the underpants.

I am commando today.

ABBAKiss · 03-16-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
In a related vein, I'm gonna have to rethink my use of the common epithet, "candy-ass lawyer."

I will be one of these tomorrow. I have an interested party in taking me from c-a l status to commando. One who is okay with the 9 carb grams.

notcasesensitive · 03-16-2005, 05:02 PM

From perusing the Piggly Wiggly website, I have learned the following:

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Piggly Wiggly Company, the corporate headquarters, is located in Dallas, Texas and issues Piggly Wiggly franchises to qualified independent grocery retailers. The Company also provides the retailers with services such as retail support, marketing programs and a line of promotional items.

However they have no locations in Dallas: See, e.g., http://www.pigglywiggly.com/cgi-bin/...ator?state.TX. (I admit I did not realize that they'd moved into Denton and Flower Mound.)

This is almost as riSchlongulous as the fact the Southwest is based in Dallas and they can't originate long-haul flights from there.

Gotta love the lack of State income tax I guess. Though PW could just move home base to Florida and have the same result.

Shape Shifter · 03-16-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Your avatar sucks.

Good luck getting him to change it. A long time (for a newber) ago on politics, we tried to get him to change it to Mallard Fillmore. No dice.

ABBAKiss · 03-16-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

I bet every day her mantra when she looks in the mirror is "I used to be beautiful. I used to be beautiful. I don't know what happened, but I used to be beautiful."

Was anyone around for her descent into gross?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 03-16-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss

I am commando today.

Who dined on you for lunch?

robustpuppy · 03-16-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I bet every day her mantra when she looks in the mirror is "I used to be beautiful. I used to be beautiful. I don't know what happened, but I used to be beautiful."

Was anyone around for her descent into gross?

It's mostly just the hair and the makeup. And her eyebrows, while dramatic when she was young, are now too severe. But give her a break, she's in her 70s.

Not Bob · 03-16-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
I always thought an avatar like this would be more fitting of the "Podunkville" schtick.

[pic of Hal Holbrook]

And I really don't mean that in a bad way.

I think that I actually did use Hal for a while.

I honestly don't remember how I ended up with Rockford (I started with Bob Newhart). But he feels right, so there it is.

And Dave is really the only poster who has been able to carry off the shifting avatar thingy.

Alex_de_Large · 03-16-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I will be one of these tomorrow. I have an interested party in taking me from c-a l status to commando. One who is okay with the 9 carb grams.

Can you wear those pants for a day, though, until a suitable time and place for consumption is reached? I would think that partially-melted candy underpants would be unsavory, no matter how savory the goodies concealed beneath.

ABBAKiss · 03-16-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
riSchlongulous

Did you invent this? This is awesome. We should date.

ETA: We don't have to actually make out if that grosses you out.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 03-16-2005, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Can you wear those pants for a day, though, until a suitable time and place for consumption is reached? I would think that partially-melted candy underpants would be unsavory, no matter how savory the goodies concealed beneath.

I think licking every last bit off just becomes more of a challenge.

Though if they got wedged in, MR might need to be called in.