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03-30-2005, 10:35 PM
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#346
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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How immature is Not Bob?
I saw this Yahoo news headline Hilary Swank Fined For Bringing Fruit Into N.Z. and immediately thought man, Chad's gotta be tired of saying "I'm Not Gay, NTTAWWT." |
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03-30-2005, 11:41 PM
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#347
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, yes. He laughed when I said that he could not come over to see my grand piano that first night because I did not want him to think I was easy -- as my hand is down his pants and his is up my shirt in public. Shees.
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If I have another daughter, would you stand as godmother?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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03-31-2005, 10:46 AM
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#348
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If I have another daughter, would you stand as godmother?
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Yes. |
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03-31-2005, 11:33 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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The death of the FB
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Someone needs to reinsert the FB's feeding tube.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-31-2005, 11:36 AM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ty- you were on the guts frisbee team, right? what gives?
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Ah, the frisbee team groupies -- those are some memories.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-31-2005, 11:38 AM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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So, the PB (God, politics is depressing) is hopping and the FB (God, sex is fun -- best invention ever) is dead. What gives?
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Clearly, I go away for a little while, and it kills the FB and revives the PB. Anyone could have predicted this.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-31-2005, 12:01 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Not All That
Here are the SI photos of the first swimsuit model contest winner: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...o.html?cnn=yes
Weird that she won out of so many entrants. Her face does not photograph well. And she seems to have a good body, but none of the photos really show it off. I'm not impressed. I wouldn't kiss that face with Coltrane's feeding tube. |
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03-31-2005, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Not All That
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Here are the SI photos of the first swimsuit model contest winner: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...o.html?cnn=yes
Weird that she won out of so many entrants. Her face does not photograph well. And she seems to have a good body, but none of the photos really show it off. I'm not impressed. I wouldn't kiss that face with Coltrane's feeding tube.
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She has large hoo-has for a model.
For a softball player, she's outstanding.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-31-2005, 12:12 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Not All That
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She has large hoo-has for a model.
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Her tits appear to not be fake either. They are nice-looking (not that fake tits are necessarily ugly). I agree with ncs about the face though. |
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03-31-2005, 12:12 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Not All That
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Here are the SI photos of the first swimsuit model contest winner: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...o.html?cnn=yes
Weird that she won out of so many entrants. Her face does not photograph well. And she seems to have a good body, but none of the photos really show it off. I'm not impressed. I wouldn't kiss that face with Coltrane's feeding tube.
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Yuck! She is not even "turn your head in a small town bar" cute facially, and I couldn't get a read on her body. I would not kiss her either. I would kiss you though...... |
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03-31-2005, 12:15 PM
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#356
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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The death of the FB
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Someone needs to reinsert the FB's feeding tube.
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It's very odd. February 9 was our highest traffic day ever, and we had some come close to that in early March.
Maybe we should have a breasticle day or something.
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03-31-2005, 12:17 PM
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#357
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Not All That
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yuck! She is not even "turn your head in a small town bar" cute facially, and I couldn't get a read on her body. I would not kiss her either. I would kiss you though......
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I clicked on some of the other SI models. Some are stunning but about a third I found actually UNattractive, including the chick ncs posted and Jessica White, Frankie Raydar and Oluchi Onweagba. Also, some of the photos they posted were godawful photos, even of the stunning girls. What gives? I guess I am a face person, seeing as how I didn't even notice any bodies. They might be butterfaces. |
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03-31-2005, 12:23 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Not All That
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Here are the SI photos of the first swimsuit model contest winner: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...o.html?cnn=yes
Weird that she won out of so many entrants. Her face does not photograph well. And she seems to have a good body, but none of the photos really show it off. I'm not impressed. I wouldn't kiss that face with Coltrane's feeding tube.
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I checked out two photos and decided my time would be better wasted gazing soulfully at Carolyn Murphy.
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03-31-2005, 12:26 PM
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Not All That
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Here are the SI photos of the first swimsuit model contest winner: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...o.html?cnn=yes
Weird that she won out of so many entrants. Her face does not photograph well. And she seems to have a good body, but none of the photos really show it off. I'm not impressed. I wouldn't kiss that face with Coltrane's feeding tube.
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At first glance, I disagreed, but then I took a closer look. She seems to have a bit of an exotic look, but her face is too hard and
not feminine enough. Just weird looking. Maybe that face like that would look good in person, but I expect that she has a ton of makeup and good lighting just to make her look that good. But, you're right, some of the other women are ridiculously hot.
Those are some hot swimsuits for her, though. Except for the yellow one. We should take up a collection to buy some of you busty FBetties this top: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...bardo_06m.html . |
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03-31-2005, 12:29 PM
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#360
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Not All That
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yuck! She is not even "turn your head in a small town bar" cute facially, and I couldn't get a read on her body. I would not kiss her either. I would kiss you though......
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Especially with the makeup and the bathing suit in the main picture, she looks like an extra from the bar scene in Working Girl. Uh, the bar scene where the Melanie Griffith character is with the Joan Cusack character and the guy who is not Harrison Ford proposes.
NE trashy, with a voice/accent that would make you want to cover your ears and run for the Cone of Silence. |
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