Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I clicked on some of the other SI models. Some are stunning but about a third I found actually UNattractive, including the chick ncs posted and Jessica White, Frankie Raydar and Oluchi Onweagba. Also, some of the photos they posted were godawful photos, even of the stunning girls. What gives? I guess I am a face person, seeing as how I didn't even notice any bodies. They might be butterfaces.

I was thinking that they weren't all that great this year as well. And Frankie Rayder usually looks much better. Bad photographs or something.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Especially with the makeup and the bathing suit in the main picture, she looks like an extra from the bar scene in Working Girl. Uh, the bar scene where the Melanie Griffith character is with the Joan Cusack character and the guy who is not Harrison Ford proposes.

NE trashy, with a voice/accent that would make you want to cover your ears and run for the Cone of Silence.

I guess it's appropriate that my personal K is about TITS!

Anyway, are all these girls some sort of amateur contest or special thing? They all have goofy MTV experiences and things like that in their bios. Or did they not have the normal swimsuit issue makeup, hair, etc. treatment? What gives? Most of the other models that we were talking about before (the ones with the painted-on "swimsuits") were much hotter than these girls.

Hell, there are plenty of people at my firm hotter than most of these girls, and that's a pretty fucking low bar.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Those are some hot swimsuits for her, though. Except for the yellow one. We should take up a collection to buy some of you busty FBetties this top: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...bardo_06m.html .

Her TITS look flabby to me. I am simply not a fan of Lombardo I guess. I like firm TITS.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Her TITS look flabby to me. I am simply not a fan of Lombardo I guess. I like firm TITS.

They seem like they would droop quite a bit if unleashed. Sebby would hate them.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
They seem like they would droop quite a bit if unleashed. Sebby would hate them.

In general, the photography stinks. The poses are unimaginative, the lighting flat, and most of the shots lack any real dynamic perspective. Lombardo needs a good photoshopping - the photographer caught all her blemishes, and we are unaccustomed to seeing photographs of models that actually look somewhat real. In the absence of photoshopping, she'd look better in a dimly lit bar after a couple of drinks.

Bilmore and I will volunteer to do the next shoot. Hank, can we count on your photoshopping skills if we bring you down to Cancun with us?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Her TITS look flabby to me. I am simply not a fan of Lombardo I guess. I like firm TITS.

Good lord, that picture makes it look like her nipples sit below her ribcage.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I clicked on some of the other SI models. Some are stunning but about a third I found actually UNattractive, including the chick ncs posted and Jessica White, Frankie Raydar and Oluchi Onweagba.

I think you're full of shit. Let's get some perspective here. Relatively speaking, none of these women is unattractive. Not one. For SI models, they might not be up to the usual standard, but if any of these women walked into your small town bar or big city lounge, I highly doubt that they wouldn't get a hell of a lot of attention.



TM

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good lord, that picture makes it look like her nipples sit below her ribcage.

I looked at the photo again and she even has that weird boob fat thing going on near her armpits. How is this possible? I am not a member of the Lombardo fan club. I remain,

ABBAKiss
President of the Angelina Jolie Fan Club

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by mmm3587
Hell, there are plenty of people at my firm hotter than most of these girls, and that's a pretty fucking low bar.

You are so full of shit normally, that when you say something as insane as this, the full impact of how completely ridiculous the statement is, isn't immediately apparent.

TM

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are so full of shit normally, that when you say something as insane as this, the full impact of how completely ridiculous the statement is, isn't immediately apparent.

TM

It is for analogous reasons that nobody appreciates how much of a genius I am.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think you're full of shit. Let's get some perspective here. Relatively speaking, none of these women is unattractive. Not one. For SI models, they might not be up to the usual standard, but if any of these women walked into your small town bar or big city lounge, I highly doubt that they wouldn't get a hell of a lot of attention.



TM

Those pictures are better than the big one there was for each of them. I clicked through quickly and was very unimpressed with the large photo for the ones I listed. That said, I do not like mannish faces on women.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Those pictures are better than the big one there was for each of them. I clicked through quickly and was very unimpressed with the large photo for the ones I listed. That said, I do not like mannish faces on women.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...white_01m.html

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...bardo_01m.html

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...eagba_01m.html

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...ayder_01m.html

edited to say if anyone can post these actual pictures, thanks

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Her TITS look flabby to me. I am simply not a fan of Lombardo I guess. I like firm TITS.

I don't think that her TITS! look notFirm, they're just hangers. That can be hot if they're not too big, but it can also be notHot as the TITS! get notYoung or if they're too big to hang like that. Close proximity of a navel to nipples is only hot if the navel and nipples belong to different people.

eta That the top would look great on someone with reasonably firm, reasonably large, reasonably well-positioned TITS! though.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...ayder_01m.html

Contrary to what TM says, I actually see girls on the street every day that I would sleep with before I slept with what Frankie is showing me in the above link.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Contrary to what TM says, I actually see girls on the street every day that I would sleep with before I slept with what Frankie is showing me in the above link.

Women who are between 6 and 8 times as hot as that Frankie chick come into my office with a minimum frequency of once every half hour and engage in unsolicited, no-strings-attached fellatio. On me.

It's fun.