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03-31-2005, 02:04 PM
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#406
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Not All That
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Originally posted by mmm3587
What is this, the schoolyard? "Ooh, your girlfriend is a big whore! Haha! You're faith-based!" "You only sleep with ugly chicks!" Your internet personality is so much better than mine, great. Wait, you forgot the part where you threaten to beat me up if we ever meet in real life and you have time to take off your bowtie so it doesn't get dirty.
I said that it seems that that entire crop of photos is not as attractive as the crop of SI swimsuit photos usually is. They also don't look anywhere near as good as the bodypainting pictures from a month or so ago. Maybe the chicks aren't that hot, maybe the process just wasn't as well run with these. Maybe there's some kind of amateur contest going on this year. I don't know.
What I do know is that usually, when I see these kinds of pictures, they don't show all the gap teeth, blemishes, blotches, cellulite, etc., etc. Sure, real women have those, and I know that the ultimate result of most pictures like these are a result of meticulous tweaking and editing. But these pictures don't look that great. Most pictures of these type make me say, "Holy shit, that chick looks amazing in that picture. She's hotter than anyone I've seen in person in the last week." These pictures make me say, "These pictures suck. Where is that cute paralegal down the hall who always smells great and wears cute, barely noticable thongs?" The swimsuit pictures in SI used to be great. The ones we've talked about today don't even meet fraternity-produced sorority girl calendar standards.
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Guess what I made on the LSAT.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-31-2005, 02:06 PM
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#407
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Not All That
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Guess what I made on the LSAT.
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I'm so smart, I convinced the law schools to waive the LSAT requirement in my case. Sucker. |
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03-31-2005, 02:09 PM
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#408
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Not All That
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm so smart, I convinced the law schools to waive the LSAT requirement in my case. Sucker.
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That is hot. I would fuck you.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-31-2005, 02:09 PM
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#409
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Not All That
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm so smart, I convinced the law schools to waive the LSAT requirement in my case. Sucker.
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I'm so smart, I didn't even go to law school. |
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03-31-2005, 02:10 PM
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#410
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Not All That
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I'm so smart, I didn't even go to law school.
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Buy me and drink and we'll talk.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-31-2005, 02:13 PM
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#411
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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American Idol
Wow, last night was scary.
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I have no idea what demographic is voting for fat bald guy. It's not the chicks and I don't think it's the guys. Maybe there's a fat-guy-who-needs-to-shave-and-I-have-ugly-glasses contingent out there voting.
What is the deal with Anwar and why is he singing so poorly?
While I didn't like Jessica very much, she sang much much better than Scott or Anthony. I was surprised to see the bottom 3. I guess I'll have to start voting soon.
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03-31-2005, 02:21 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Not All That
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes. I'll add you to my myspace friends as thanks.
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For that I will send you a jumbo bottle of the Chaser. Send me your mailing address... |
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03-31-2005, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Not All That
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Originally posted by mmm3587
What is this, the schoolyard? "Ooh, your girlfriend is a big whore! Haha! You're faith-based!" "You only sleep with ugly chicks!" Your internet personality is so much better than mine, great. Wait, you forgot the part where you threaten to beat me up if we ever meet in real life and you have time to take off your bowtie so it doesn't get dirty.
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There is no need to threaten you. You make such a fool out of yourself that it would be overkill.
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Originally posted by mmm3587
I said that it seems that that entire crop of photos is not as attractive as the crop of SI swimsuit photos usually is. They also don't look anywhere near as good as the bodypainting pictures from a month or so ago. Maybe the chicks aren't that hot, maybe the process just wasn't as well run with these. Maybe there's some kind of amateur contest going on this year. I don't know.
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If you were paying attention you would have noticed that I haven't disagreed with any of that. I made fun of your statement about the women in your office because it was just ridiculous.
The rest of your post isn't worth the effort of a response.
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Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 03-31-2005 at 02:27 PM..
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03-31-2005, 02:21 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Not All That
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Originally posted by taxwonk
She lobs a softball like that over the plate and that's the best you can do? Take the bench, Junior and let the big dogs play.
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Well? We're waiting!
This calls for a gratuitous Lacey Underall pic:
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-31-2005, 02:23 PM
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#415
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Not All That
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Buy me and drink and we'll talk.
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How much do you cost? I am nearly always drinking. |
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03-31-2005, 02:25 PM
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#416
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Not All That
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am confused. Please rank in order of degree of annoyingness, from least annoying to most annoying:
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Sure.
(a) mmmmm
(b) me sitting across from you in a bar
(c) me on this topic
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
if we are going to be sitting across from each other in a bar, please also let me know where you fall on the number of drinks/length of abstinence continuum and schedule the bar meeting for sometime after you've been at the extended version of the monastic farm retreat.
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I already had you scheduled for cocktails after the retreat orientation.
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03-31-2005, 02:26 PM
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#417
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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American Idol
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Wow, last night was scary.
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I have no idea what demographic is voting for fat bald guy. It's not the chicks and I don't think it's the guys. Maybe there's a fat-guy-who-needs-to-shave-and-I-have-ugly-glasses contingent out there voting.
What is the deal with Anwar and why is he singing so poorly?
While I didn't like Jessica very much, she sang much much better than Scott or Anthony. I was surprised to see the bottom 3. I guess I'll have to start voting soon.
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As I have noted before, you are so dumb that you must be hot. I'll take a Dos Equis.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-31-2005, 02:29 PM
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#418
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Not All That
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How much do you cost? I am nearly always drinking.
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Well, then, today is our lucky day. I'm cheap AND easy.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-31-2005, 02:30 PM
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#419
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Not All That
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sure.
(a) mmmmm
(b) me sitting across from you in a bar
(c) me on this topic
I already had you scheduled for cocktails after the retreat orientation.
TM
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OK, that' so not correct. You have yours in order of most to least annoying.
And I think you will need a longer period of celibacy. |
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03-31-2005, 02:31 PM
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#420
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
Posts: 1,049
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American Idol
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Wow, last night was scary.
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I have no idea what demographic is voting for fat bald guy. It's not the chicks and I don't think it's the guys. Maybe there's a fat-guy-who-needs-to-shave-and-I-have-ugly-glasses contingent out there voting.
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That would be Cleveland. Hell, all of Ohio. Our state bird is the fat bald guy.
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