Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 117

04-13-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, question for you soccer hooligans. First of all, who brings flares to a soccer match?

Erm, soccer hooligans? Dunno how they get them in but I could speculate that security is somewhat more lax over there.

For those of you who want to watch this little bit of drama unfold, click below:

http://www.celticaction.co.uk/movies/interflares.wmv

Spree: Flares, soccer players, hooligans, etc.

ABBAKiss · 04-13-2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
On behalf of nonentities everywhere, I would like to say that we like the sex too. We just aren't bold n' brazen about it.

You are not a nonentity. You are merely crotchety sometimes.

ETA: I don't know whether being crotchety sometimes affects one's actual crotch and therefore the sex. I suspect not.

Hank Chinaski · 04-13-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
II will say, under anyone's definition of reasonable, complaining at 1:22 am on January 1, 2004 about 8 people dancing in a very large room at moderate noise level is completely and totally unreasonable. Especially if the method of complaint is to open the door of the apartment and walk in to yell at the party host.

If you had stayed with Oscar, people wouldn't feel so free to walk into a drunk party and try and fuck with you like that.

pony_trekker · 04-13-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He is not fucking her. End of story. I would not fuck someone who would also fuck her. I have standards.

I meant me. So I guess that means sloppy seconds is out of the question.

ABBAKiss · 04-13-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
I meant me. So I guess that means sloppy seconds is out of the question.

He is not fucking you either. He is not a gay.

NotFromHere · 04-13-2005, 02:56 PM

This one's for ShapeShifter, who's AWOL today.

Finger-in-chili woman won’t sue Wendy’s

Anna Ayala dropped her claim because it “has caused her great emotional distress and continues to be difficult emotionally,” said her attorney, Jeffrey Janoff.

Plus the speculation that her recently dead aunt is missing a finger.

Wendy’s maintains the finger did not enter the food chain in its ingredients. None of the employees at the San Jose store had lost any fingers, and no suppliers of Wendy’s ingredients reported any hand or finger injuries, the company said.

The Santa Clara County coroner’s office used a partial fingerprint to search for a match in an electronic database but came up empty. DNA testing is still being conducted on the finger.

Flinty_McFlint · 04-13-2005, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
But she claims there WAS noise last night, which there very well could have been. I didn't think we were loud, but I know certain things were said that I guess I would prefer the neighbors not know.

Well I guess now they all know who your daddy is, and that you've been a naughty naughty girl. But I doubt that is breaking news.

pony_trekker · 04-13-2005, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
He is not fucking you either. He is not a gay.

No no no. I meant the 3 beers were for me.

ltl/fb · 04-13-2005, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You are not a nonentity. You are merely crotchety sometimes.

ETA: I don't know whether being crotchety sometimes affects one's actual crotch and therefore the sex. I suspect not.

I'm a sexbomb online, baby.

Replaced_Texan · 04-13-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you had stayed with Oscar, people wouldn't feel so free to walk into a drunk party and try and fuck with you like that.

I hadn't met, much less dismissed, Oscar at that point.

ABBAKiss · 04-13-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
No no no. I meant the 3 beers were for me.

What do I get to drink then?

Replaced_Texan · 04-13-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What do I get to drink then?

Don't beers generally come in a six-pack?

Flinty_McFlint · 04-13-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm a sexbomb online, baby.

2.

ABBAKiss · 04-13-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't beers generally come in a six-pack?

Commando Boy has a six pack.

Hank Chinaski · 04-13-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
This one's for ShapeShifter, who's AWOL today.

Finger-in-chili woman won’t sue Wendy’s

Anna Ayala dropped her claim because it “has caused her great emotional distress and continues to be difficult emotionally,” said her attorney, Jeffrey Janoff.

Plus the speculation that her recently dead aunt is missing a finger.

Wendy’s maintains the finger did not enter the food chain in its ingredients. None of the employees at the San Jose store had lost any fingers, and no suppliers of Wendy’s ingredients reported any hand or finger injuries, the company said.

The Santa Clara County coroner’s office used a partial fingerprint to search for a match in an electronic database but came up empty. DNA testing is still being conducted on the finger.

You know the finger stuff has to be fake. I could see a rat turning up or flies, but if a line worker all of sudden loses a finger wouldn't they stop shipments until they find it? i mean, really.