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04-18-2005, 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I would have crashed a semi into their porch and sent them a cookie bouquet.
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I can't drive a stick 
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04-18-2005, 03:59 PM
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#2117
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I can't drive a stick
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Whoa. My image of you is blown! |
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04-18-2005, 04:00 PM
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#2118
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I can't drive a stick
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About four years ago, we actually had some drunk stupid HS chick park her Daddy's pickup in our living room in the middle of the night. She and her equally drunken cohort ran away.
Like we'd have had a hard time figuring out who was responsible, what with the license plates on the truck and all.
Turns out it was Flinty's sister. She sent us a lovely spread of bagels and schmear, but the lox was belly instead of nova. So I shot the bitch.
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04-18-2005, 04:03 PM
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Originally posted by taxwonk
About four years ago, we actually had some drunk stupid HS chick park her Daddy's pickup in our living room in the middle of the night. She and her equally drunken cohort ran away.
Like we'd have had a hard time figuring out who was responsible, what with the license plates on the truck and all.
Turns out it was Flinty's sister. She sent us a lovely spread of bagels and schmear, but the lox was belly instead of nova. So I shot the bitch.
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Man I'm glad I talked her out of just sending the lox trimmings, who knows what type of reaction you would have had.
p.s. Sorry about your cherry tree and your dogs.
p.s.s. Hope you liked the ice-cream cake.
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04-18-2005, 04:03 PM
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#2120
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Whoa. My image of you is blown!
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Well not a semi- you have to be able to double clutch and no one over 6' 4 or 5 has the leg room
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04-18-2005, 04:08 PM
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#2121
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well not a semi- you have to be able to double clutch and no over 6' 4 or 5 has the leg room
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Could you drive a school bus or a trash truck? You might be better at it than the drivers involved in this:
(One child was killed, one is in serious condition, and both drivers are in terrible shape.) |
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04-18-2005, 04:17 PM
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#2122
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Could you drive a school bus or a trash truck? You might be better at it than the drivers involved in this:
(One child was killed, one is in serious condition, and both drivers are in terrible shape.)
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How did NFH get your password?
Ok, I'm just a smug knower of all CNN-worthy news now that I'm watching morning tv on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. I flip between CNN Morning and Cold Pizza. The latter only because I've been trying to get a glimpse of ex-Road Ruler Kit on Cold Pizza. She doesn't seem to be on anymore though. What's the deal with that? Anyone? |
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04-18-2005, 04:18 PM
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#2123
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Could you drive a school bus or a trash truck? You might be better at it than the drivers involved in this:
(One child was killed, one is in serious condition, and both drivers are in terrible shape.)
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I kind of like the thought of garbage man- but I'd never take the driver's seat- the pick up guys get the exercise plus first chance at all the good cast off stuff.
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04-18-2005, 04:19 PM
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#2124
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've been trying to get a glimpse of ex-Road Ruler Kit on Cold Pizza. She doesn't seem to be on anymore though. What's the deal with that? Anyone?
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Maybe her head fell into her body since there was no neck to support it. |
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04-18-2005, 04:24 PM
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#2125
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe her head fell into her body since there was no neck to support it.
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I guess that I no longer need to punish myself watching Cold Pizza for a glimpse of her. Back to Sportcenter for me.
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Also, Kit (USA Tour 1) has been dropped as a host for ESPN's Cold Pizza. While Kit came aboard with the show when it premiered a couple of years ago, no word has been left on the show's website about Kit's departure. Since its premiere, Cold Pizza has been subject to tough reviews and low ratings (averaging a .01% of the share of household cable ratings).
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04-18-2005, 04:26 PM
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#2126
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Don't change! With 0.01% of the cable audience, you're possibly their only viewer.
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04-18-2005, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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the short version
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I kind of like the thought of garbage man- but I'd never take the driver's seat- the pick up guys get the exercise plus first chance at all the good cast off stuff.
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Does your neighborhood seriously have "old school" garbage trucks, or do you just not pay attention?
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04-18-2005, 04:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I stop by and look around 6:00 on Friday. A note is taped to my door sometime later from irate neighbors saying that we'd cut all of the vines and that they were irreplacable since there won't be any sun to help them grow back up the trellis. It concludes with "we have to talk."
Acknowledging that I should have probably gone plant by plant with the neighbors before giving any instructions to the contractor, is there anything else I should do? I've had excellent relations with the neighbors up until this point.
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I think you should leave them a nice bundt cake and a
Gargoyle lawn decoration to match their cheap, rusted trellice. |
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04-18-2005, 04:34 PM
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#2129
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe her head fell into her body since there was no neck to support it.
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Turtlenecks are not a good look for her.
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04-18-2005, 04:38 PM
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#2130
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Turtlenecks make her look like an oompa-loompa.
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