Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
jeezus, she looks just like Paris:

Looks like a taller Anne Heche on heroin to me.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Bennifer redux:
Affleck, Garner engaged

He's got a thing for girls named Jennifer.
And engagement rings.



They met while shooting the action flick "Daredevil," but didn't begin dating until 2004. Their lone public appearance together has been a trip to the 2004 World Series in Boston.

The marriage would be Garner's second. The 33-year-old "Alias" star was divorced from actor Scott Foley in March 2004.

Wow, she looks more worn and haggard already. That's pretty quick. He hasnt made many flicks lately, is he now one of her backup dancers?

[mmm3587]

[i](5) don't pee with morning wood (have you ever witnessed this? The morning-wood urination attempt? Your body almost has to be parallel with the floor. Flexibilty is required).

And what's with the post-sex random-angle streams, as immortalized in some Jim Carrey movie where he has two personalities? That shit is the worst, because you think you're pointing the right way and let loose, and suddenly your angle is fucking crazy.

Maybe TM's fil is just getting a lot of trim.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Otherwise, maybe you could leave a thing of Clorox Wipes on the tank, and have your husband tactfully mention that because the little one is fascinated with the toilet that your husband has made it a habit to wipe it down frequently?

More complicated solutions involve running an electical charge through something he is likely to hit, but that's some work even before you try to come up with a cover story.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You assume we:


(5) don't pee with morning wood (have you ever witnessed this? The morning-wood urination attempt? Your body almost has to be parallel with the floor. Flexibilty is required).

This calls for a picture:

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(assume Coltrane is really small, wih a teeny dick that cannot quite make it to his architectural award winning enormous toilet)

ETA that the computer is not allowing the artist to put DYJCMC's lets right under his freakishly small torso

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by bilmore
Yes.

Have a glass of wine, and try not to think of all of the things that are going to go in your son's mouth before he turns eight. He will be fine.

I like this advice. Is there any particular wine you're recommending?

Originally posted by ironweed
Shit, that dog tried to sell me a dime bag in Washington Square Park.

NPOTD

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This calls for a picture:

o
( )>
/\
(assume Coltrane is really small, wih a teeny dick that cannot quite make it to his architectural award winning enormous toilet)

ETA that the computer is not allowing the artist to put DYJCMC's lets right under his freakishly small torso

I WAS IN THE POOL!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by bilmore
Have a glass of wine, and try not to think of all of the things that are going to go in your son's mouth before he turns eight. He will be fine.

Is this a reference to the Catholic Church or Michael Jackson?


Please send hate mail to siddfinch@finch.com.

Originally posted by mmm3587
Man, all the times we've gone at it and it turns out that we probaly know the same people? SUNY-Binghamton, right? Go Bearcats!

You went to Binghamton? Oh, dear.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I WAS IN THE POOL!

TWNPOTDFORPOTD

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Looks like a taller Anne Heche on heroin to me.

Speaking of which, I thought tracheotomy boy looked a bit like Anne Heche this week.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
TWNPOTDFORPOTD

You ok?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ironweed
You ok?

I still haven't figured out what I've won.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I still haven't figured out what I've won.

Its an honorary award. Congrats, you are tied with placemark guy for post of the day.