Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by evenodds
Yes, RT and I are chairing it.

This is not just any festival, Dale, this is ACL with the Texas FBers and selected special guests from near and far.

Not to mention good music.

Plus, I heard a wacky rumor that there is absurdly close parking adjacent to a pool available for this year's event.

I heard that rumor too. I also heard from the ACL website that they're announcing the lineup on Thursday. Coincidently, ticket prices go up on Thursday.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by evenodds
The OddMan and I bought ours last week.

They are selling 10,000 fewer tickets this year, so get on it.

(Or go to Str8 before ACL as he's trying to unload them . . .)

Everybody knows there's no point in brokering tickets for a show like that.

Springsteen in LA, on the other hand . . . I've got a good story about last night's show. Suffice it to say, this gamble was more Nowitski than Maroulis.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm pretty sure that a not insignificant number of lesbians still feel something for her* in light of the whole Lilith festival thing. Though that may not be your target market.



*Love? Who knows. Lust? Most likely. Gratitude for the chance to meet Ms. Right Now while catching Liz Phair on the side stage? Undoubtedly.

I've learned that fucking cute lesbians isn't all it's cracked up to be. At least, when there's only one of them present.

[Replaced_Texan]

As much as I *heart* Jon Stewart, I *heart* Stephen Colbert.

And he's getting his own show!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I've learned that fucking cute lesbians isn't all it's cracked up to be. At least, when there's only one of them present.

Dude! late term of pregnancy gets tough on a marriage, but if you just maintain for the next few months and watch saying shit you'll regret for years, it'll be your golden anniversary before you know it!

[lo-berry]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am now remembering (not fondly) a guy I dated in Atlanta who couldn't keep it up (though God knows, I tried to help) and then told several mutual friends he'd "banged" me. Each of them looked at him blankly and asked him how he managed to do that with a flaccid penis.

What was his name? Damn. I can't remember....

Thurgreed Marshall?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dude! late term of pregnancy gets tough on a marriage, but if you just maintain for the next few months and watch saying shit you'll regret for years, it'll be your golden anniverasy before you know it!

"Golden anniversary" -- is that a good thing?

[lo-berry]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You are the slowest reader ever.

Actually working slows down my reading of cyberchat. I'm not sure how some of the posters here do it, unless this is mostly a law student board.


Whatever, I am caught up now. My favorite posters are paigowprincess, hankchinaski, greatwhitenorthchick and mmmmm3587.

Least favorite: atticus and ltl/fb.

dumbest: shapeshifter.

TITs I would most like to see: ABBA

Ncs, I am not sure if I am getting an inside joke or not, but are you the same poster as notfromhere?

Lamest poster: still Thurgreed. Have you jumped the shark dude or were you always this lame?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by lo-berry
I'll keep it, thanks. You seem more like the princess kitty type.

Thanks! I apologize for not taking the time earlier to say "Welcome Newber!" I like the cut of your jib. Not since john123 have I felt the type of revving up that I have felt ever since your arrival to these boards. I know that some sourpusses like cranky old Thurgreed may be trying to rain on your parade, but don't you let his nonsense get you down. It is just his way. He's not too bright anyway.

[str8outavannuys]

Let's start off with a trivia question. First right answer wins one of the CDs of which I've managed to accumulate more than one (probably "Heart" by Stars), or one of my crap CDs ("Fever PItch - the official music of the 2002 FIFA World Cup"), your choice.

Q. (and no googling). What "specially selected" pot cleaner is the best in the world?

Ok, other observations: When you play the "stick my iPod in my pocket and put it on shuffle and try to ID the artist/album" game, the toughest ones to get are songs from crappy soundtracks. I'm talking about YOU, Bad Boys II and Bones. Even good soundtracks (High Fidelity, Life Aquatic, Eyes Wide Shut) have tough IDs.

Aside from the "albums I've listened to a million times and know every note," the easiest bands to ID are Bright Eyes and the Decemberists. Flaming Lips and Eminem are pretty easy too.

Calhoun remains difficult to ID, as does Cam'ron.

Finally, Paigow, having my name in your sig line makes it more difficult to search for and locate posts where people are actually mentioning me. Would you be so kind as to change it? Thanks. Besides, I'll object that's it vague and ambiguous, seeing as how I got into Yale twice (and am going back for tenth reunion next month -- I'll provide a full report!)

str8

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dude! late term of pregnancy gets tough on a marriage, but if you just maintain for the next few months and watch saying shit you'll regret for years, it'll be your golden anniverasy before you know it!

So you're saying I should just not share with the board? What's the fun in that?

And things at home are fantastique. Home improvements are a great substitute for . . . other things.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Let's start off with a trivia question. First right answer wins one of the CDs of which I've managed to accumulate more than one (probably "Heart" by Stars), or one of my crap CDs ("Fever PItch - the official music of the 2002 FIFA World Cup"), your choice.

Q. (and no googling). What "specially selected" pot cleaner is the best in the world?

Ok, other observations: When you play the "stick my iPod in my pocket and put it on shuffle and try to ID the artist/album" game, the toughest ones to get are songs from crappy soundtracks. I'm talking about YOU, Bad Boys II and Bones. Even good soundtracks (High Fidelity, Life Aquatic, Eyes Wide Shut) have tough IDs.

Aside from the "albums I've listened to a million times and know every note," the easiest bands to ID are Bright Eyes and the Decemberists. Flaming Lips and Eminem are pretty easy too.

Calhoun remains difficult to ID, as does Cam'ron.

Finally, Paigow, having my name in your sig line makes it more difficult to search for and locate posts where people are actually mentioning me. Would you be so kind as to change it? Thanks. Besides, I'll object that's it vague and ambiguous, seeing as how I got into Yale twice (and am going back for tenth reunion next month -- I'll provide a full report!)

str8

Turtle brand

And while catching up by searching for your name is something most do, admitting as much is gauche. this is not Canada, please remember.

edit: and whoever can tell me what this day really is wins my prize!

• Gomi day seems like every day

[str8outavannuys]

Are y'all worried that Kevin Brown's arm has fallen off? Aside from Pedro and Mussina, he was my favorite pitcher ever to watch in his prime. Even for one who has no love for the NYY, this is kinda sad.

[SlaveNoMore]

str8outavannuys
Are y'all worried that Kevin Brown's arm has fallen off? Aside from Pedro and Mussina, he was my favorite pitcher ever to watch in his prime. Even for one who has no love for the NYY, this is kinda sad.

If you recall, I had traded that has-been douchebag in the offseason to the Expos for a ham sandwich, then kicked his ass out of The Stadium.

The Yankees are better off forfeiting every fifth game and saving the bullpen, rather than letting that scumbag defile the pinstripes any longer.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I didn't think this approach would work on anyone until I went to grad school and had a housemate who associated Cowboy Junkies with multiple orgasms and thus played it whenever she brought someone home.

I invented Cowboy-Junkies-as-fuck-tape. I can also confirm that it results in multiply orgasmic grad students.

I took a lot of shit from this from the women of the boards. I can only conclude that you are either not multiply orgasmic or you were never grad students.