Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 328

spookyfish · 05-06-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Don't lose hope until you confirm that Craig Ehlo doesn't have a son.

TM

PS - One of the best quotes of all time:

The press asks Jordan what he thinks of the Cavalier's strategy of not double-teaming him in an upcoming game. Jordan responds with something like, "If they let Ehlo guard me straight up, I'll drop 100 purnts."

The press runs to Ehlo with the quote. Ehlo's response? "I think I can hold him to 98."

If you're a sports fan around here, you fucking live on hope.

Ehlo was hilarious. And apparently completely deadpanned that response.

spookyfish · 05-06-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He's already signed with the Yankees for next season.

They need the help. Is he pitching?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 05-06-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
They need the help. Is he pitching?

Are you offering to catch? Now THAT'S a fan! NTTAWWT.

spookyfish · 05-06-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Are you offering to catch? Now THAT'S a fan! NTTAWWT.

No way. I hate the Yankees.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 05-06-2005, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by lactation lover
some American men were uncomfortable with public breast-feeding.

Public.....private..semi-private....I'll take what I can get anywhere the milking maid wants to do it.

What's wrong with these fools?!?

"...encouraging breast-feeding under a federal nutrition program for the poor."

You may want to ask how you can qualify for this nutrition program.

BR(damn freeloading poor people - they get subsidized housing, welfare checks, medicaid, food stamps, and now they get their own federal boobs-in-the-face program)C

Mr. Man · 05-06-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Go Rockets!

That is all.

You did NOT just say that.

str8outavannuys · 05-06-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Go Rockets!

That is all.

How is it that McGrady's 3-pointers NEVER ever ever seem to even graze the rim. It's like there's no chance he's missing. That said, watch out for Finley and Howard in Game 7. Should be a good one. I'm not hedging my big Mavs bet, either with a Rockets money line bet or a point-spread "middle."

Mavs will win, I'll take my money and go home.

Mr. Man · 05-06-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
How is it that McGrady's 3-pointers NEVER ever ever seem to even graze the rim. It's like there's no chance he's missing.

Except the would be game winner (which actually wouldn't have been) in game 5...

notcasesensitive · 05-06-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I saw Reggie Miller on the Daily Show a few weeks ago. I sort of got the impression that he's the last one who will spend 18 years in one small market.

So I take it Iverson doesn't rank? That's fine, but he coudda been a contenda if he weren't so fond of the ganja. Oh and the guns.

bold_n_brazen · 05-06-2005, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So I take it Iverson doesn't rank? That's fine, but he coudda been a contenda if he weren't so fond of the ganja. Oh and the guns.

Philly is not Cleveland.

I'm just saying....

NotFromHere · 05-06-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So I take it Iverson doesn't rank? That's fine, but he coudda been a contenda if he weren't so fond of the ganja. Oh and the guns.

He could use some practice.

notcasesensitive · 05-06-2005, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Philly is not Cleveland.

I'm just saying....

Sure. Philly isn't just the largest city in a rust belt state. It is the Gateway to New Jersey!

05-06-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So i saw my former secretary today in the parking garage pull into a handicapped parking space and put up a placard and go on her merry way. Lots of people have handicaps that aren't readily noticeable, however, this one walks a couple blocks to the gym everyday, so I don't really think she qualifies for the standard...it really pissed me off. I need to vent. That is all. This is the same secretary who threatened to not work for me anymore when I told her I didn't have time to talk to her about her forthcomign love child she thought she was ahving with the firm facilities guy (no doubt conceived at one of the many times she wasn't at her desk for hours on end only to be found locked up with the facilities guy in his office)....Gawd she annoys the crap out of me.

That is all. Carry on.

RP is your secretary?

I like that term "love child". So much nicer than "bastard". I think I will have one.

ltl/fb · 05-06-2005, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Sure. Philly isn't just the largest city in a rust belt state. It is the Gateway to New Jersey!

I think it might get less snow than Cleveland. And it has a big broken bell. Not that that's really a plus.

05-06-2005, 02:39 PM

My radio alarm clock is set to a "lite fm" station (probably the restult of endless swipes at the snooze button in my sleep). In the hour I spent snoozing this morning I heard both "If this is it, doooooooooo wah", and "the power of love".

Is Huey Lewis one of the worst acts ever? Has anyone ever admitted to liking him?