Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Is this a decapitated pig head cake? I don't get what its supposed to be, and you don't give me any fuucking clue. Jesus fucking christ.

The cake wasn't for you. It was for Fringey.

Just shut up and sing, "Happy Birthday," before she throws acid on you.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

I saw that. He didn't really say anything.

Spoken with authority.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I hope Ironweed doesn't end up with you, Shape Shifter, because you're horrible. You're a nightmare.


ETA: first one to name the reality tv show wins a Neti.

I only Wonk for prizes:

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
How about a kick in the head?

Which head?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
The cake wasn't for you. It was for Fringey.

Just shut up and sing, "Happy Birthday," before she throws acid on you.

Oh, its her birthday?

Happy birthday, Fringey.

I'd rather enjoy acid at the moment. I was thinking that a few weeks ago when I had taken the ecstacy. I like the E. Its fun, like a mild, happy, consistent low grade blow buzz, but it lacks the creatures-crawling-the-walls and "seeing sounds" quality of acid and mushrooms. I worry that the kids in college these days might not get the proper amount of hallucinations on this E stuff. They need to truly lose their marbles a few dozen times. While I think this E thing is wonderful for old sods like myself, I fear its raising a generation of kids who think a mild wiring and overall happy feeling is all that good recreational drugs can offer. And thats sad, because they can offer so much more...

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Will you be jumping out of the cake?

for my husband? No, I have been informed that would send mixed messages and would not be a good idea.

for anyone else? Maybe, if they are under 30 and have a large penis. Or over 30 and have a large bank account.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
for my husband? No, I have been informed that would send mixed messages and would not be a good idea.

for anyone else? Maybe, if they are under 30 and have a large penis. Or over 30 and have a large bank account.

So thats it... I'm suddenly over the hill. If my wife leaves me - which she should have done already 30 times - I will be unable to grab a hot younger chick. What if I look younger? I have a solid sized crank and a new modern haircut. The paycheck's allright and I'll never demand hummers when you're not in the mood...

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll never demand hummers when you're not in the mood...

You obviously haven't reviewed her FB dossier lately, have you?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So thats it... I'm suddenly over the hill. If my wife leaves me - which she should have done already 30 times - I will be unable to grab a hot younger chick. What if I look younger? I have a solid sized crank and a new modern haircut. The paycheck's allright and I'll never demand hummers when you're not in the mood...

I love to give hummers. That would never be an issue.

However, I'm sure you would be able to get a younger chick - it's an older re-spinsterized cougar like me that might not be interested. But that's probably fine with you. It's win/win.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Guess which one quickly became most tiresome the second time I heard about it?

78. Topsy-Turvy
gs: Eddie Little Sky (headhunter #1) Roman Gabriel (headhunter #2) Allen Jaffe (headhunter #3)

Gilligan bumps his head and suddenly sees everything upside down. The Professor tries to help by brewing an antidote made of keptibora berry extract, but the antidote causes Gilligan to see double. After consuming more juice, he sees four of everything. Meanwhile, the island is invaded by three headhunters who slowly capture all of the other castaways. Gilligan saves the day by serving the headhunters lots and lots of keptibora berry extract, which causes them to see "hundreds" of castaways running toward them!


b: 14-Nov-1966 w: Elroy Schwartz d: Gary Nelson

NOTE: Roman Gabriel, who played headhunter #2, was an All-pro quarterback with the Los Angeles Rams at the time of his appearance on the show.

edited by Not Bob, who says: "hank, your wish is my command."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
78. Topsy-Turvy
gs: Eddie Little Sky (headhunter #1) Roman Gabriel (headhunter #2) Allen Jaffe (headhunter #3)

Gilligan bumps his head and suddenly sees everything upside down. The Professor tries to help by brewing an antidote made of keptibora berry extract, but the antidote causes Gilligan to see double. After consuming more juice, he sees four of everything. Meanwhile, the island is invaded by three headhunters who slowly capture all of the other castaways. Gilligan saves the day by serving the headhunters lots and lots of keptibora berry extract, which causes them to see "hundreds" of castaways running toward them!


b: 14-Nov-1966 w: Elroy Schwartz d: Gary Nelson

NOTE: Roman Gabriel, who played headhunter #2, was an All-pro quarterback with the Los Angeles Rams at the time of his appearance on the show.

Space fuck! I was saving that one.
plus i put them in italics- that's funny!

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Space fuck! I was saving that one.
plus i put them in italics- that's funny!

You're right, italics are funny. (see?) I fixed it for you.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I love to give hummers. That would never be an issue.

However, I'm sure you would be able to get a younger chick - it's an older re-spinsterized cougar like me that might not be interested. But that's probably fine with you. It's win/win.

I see 20 year old chicks on th train and think, "Damn... I'd love to tap that..." Then I hear them talk and think "If they could only breed them without vocal cords..." I shudder when I think about how stupid I sounded at 20.

I assume you're trawling for late 20s guys. I can't imagine it'd be easy to screw around with a low 20s cat. You could hit it a few times, but eventually, you'd have to talk to it for a while...

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Bob
You're right, italics are funny. (see?) I fixed it for you.

STOP TERRIFYING ME!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Montecore
The WWE could take some pointers from these guys. Did anyone tivo this?

"Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

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The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong."

http://www.ltlf.co.uk/bbcnews.htm

Further proof that colonialism is not per se a bad idea.