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05-17-2005, 12:41 PM
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#1306
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Question
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You could hit it a few times, but eventually, you'd have to talk to it for a while...
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Why is that?
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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05-17-2005, 12:44 PM
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#1307
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
for anyone else? Maybe, if they are under 30 and have a large penis. Or over 30 and have a large bank account.
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Crap. I'm on the cusp of all of these!*
*except for the bank account
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-17-2005, 12:57 PM
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#1308
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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I ain't no Charles Bronson!
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Originally posted by Not Bob
We have a winner!
I recall it as something like "I ain't sophisticated and smart. I ain't no Charles Bronson!" It still cracks me up.
eta that a Google search says . . .
Nick: "I'm sorry I'm not the type of guy you want Mallory to go out with. You know, I ain't no Charles Bronson."
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That sounds like the Stupid World version of a line from a John Hiatt song.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-17-2005, 12:59 PM
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#1309
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I only Wonk for prizes:
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Just wait until I show you what you've won.
Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I thought you said you would only do Wonk for prizes. My bad, sorry. Off to eBay.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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05-17-2005, 01:21 PM
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#1310
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Crap. I'm on the cusp of all of these!*
*except for the bank account
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No. You HAD a large penis. Now I'm back in Detroit.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-17-2005, 01:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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Rasslin'
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Further proof that colonialism is not per se a bad idea.
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Have you ketchupped enough yet to be embarassed for this small-minded remark?
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delicious strawberry death!
Last edited by Sparklehorse; 05-17-2005 at 01:34 PM..
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05-17-2005, 01:34 PM
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#1312
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
No. You HAD a large penis. Now I'm back in Detroit.
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If you're my penis, please cross the border and say "hi" to Shelly from the Ukraine at the Million Dollar Saloon. She'll remember you.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-17-2005, 01:35 PM
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#1313
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
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Originally posted by barely_legal
I only Wonk for prizes:
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Yay! Your sinuses will thank you!
Did you watch the (3 hour!) finale last night? Or 1 1/2 hours with Tivo. Thank god this season is over so I don't have to sit through that show anymore. When they were showing Charlie watching an episode with his friends, the guy sitting next to him is our good friend. That was his 30 seconds of fame, I guess. Glad I didn't blink. |
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05-17-2005, 01:38 PM
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#1314
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If you're my penis, please cross the border and say "hi" to Shelly from the Ukraine at the Million Dollar Saloon. She'll remember you.
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Million Dollar? That's the one featuring trannies right?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-17-2005, 01:39 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
While I think this E thing is wonderful for old sods like myself, I fear its raising a generation of kids who think a mild wiring and overall happy feeling is all that good recreational drugs can offer. And thats sad, because they can offer so much more...
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Well, they do have the Robitussin. I hear it's quite a trip. Colors and everything.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-17-2005, 01:40 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Question
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So thats it... I'm suddenly over the hill. If my wife leaves me - which she should have done already 30 times - I will be unable to grab a hot younger chick.
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Don't get depressed. The good news is, at some point, they're ALL younger chicks. |
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05-17-2005, 01:48 PM
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#1317
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Question
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Million Dollar? That's the one featuring trannies right?
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Hence the androgynous "Shelly".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-17-2005, 01:49 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Question
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hence the androgynous "Shelly".
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Did he go for your "reach around" move?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-17-2005, 01:53 PM
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#1319
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Question
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Million Dollar? That's the one featuring trannies right?
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Speaking of which, I just hears about a band called Dungeons and Drag Queens. That's not bad. I mean, it's no Blowjob Camels, but still...
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-17-2005, 02:08 PM
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#1320
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yay! Your sinuses will thank you!
Did you watch the (3 hour!) finale last night? Or 1 1/2 hours with Tivo. Thank god this season is over so I don't have to sit through that show anymore. When they were showing Charlie watching an episode with his friends, the guy sitting next to him is our good friend. That was his 30 seconds of fame, I guess. Glad I didn't blink.
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No, I haven't seen it yet, but I already know who "won". Is the scuttlebutt from your friend that Charlie is still with the chosen one, or is he back together with his gf from before the show?
I've got it tivo'd but I'm not even sure I want to waste 1 1/2 hours fast forwarding through it. Is it worth it since I already know the ending? |
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