Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I have no idea what you're saying.

In terms of certain first names causing more trouble with that last name than others, what about Anita?

The name has to be something that makes many names sound bad, but not all. He said he was restricted, or something like that, implying there are some names that would be okay. "Dick" would be bad for all. Anita Dick would be worse than Sharon Dick, actually Sharon dick would be funny now that i say it again, so let me amend:

Sharon/Anita Dick would be worse than Sally or Polly or most other names, but there are no OK names to go with dick. The best thing you could do for a daughter, if your last name is dick, is to give her up for adoption.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I thought he had a sex change. i PM'd wonk to remind him of his wedding vows.

Balls don't lie.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by dtb
My goodness, since when are you so Victorian? I can remember (and it was more recently than the 80's), when the plf I once knew would proudly and loudly order a "Double Anal with a Twist". Now it's just Mojito, Mojito, Mojito.

[wistful sigh]

Um, that wasn't a drink, dear.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How do you make a Double Anal with a Twist?

Um, that isn't a drink, dear.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You can get raw cheese - generally it is cheese that has not been pasteurized. It may not be readily available - I think some states may not sell it because of alleged health risks.

Wow. Deadly cheese.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory...olitan/3217744

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Um, that isn't a drink, dear.

Shut up and drink your Anal Creampie on the Rocks.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Shut up and drink your Anal Creampie on the Rocks.

Usually my iced half-caf coffee with milk is one of the day's highlights.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wow. Deadly cheese.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory...olitan/3217744

I'm wondering if I should reassess my opinion of those awesome, awesome taco trucks behind the Airline Market. Or maybe just ask them not to put cheese on the gorditas. Queso fesco is awesome stuff, though.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Usually my iced half-caf coffee with milk is one of the day's highlights.

That sludgy brown stuff may not be coffee. And the white stuff may not be milk. Maybe the ice numbs the tastebuds?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm wondering if I should reassess my opinion of those awesome, awesome taco trucks behind the Airline Market. Or maybe just ask them not to put cheese on the gorditas.

I eat raw cheese now and then. I don't think it's any more harmful than eating beef, which could give you mad cow, and apparently may give you antibiotic-resistant UTIs.
http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20050115/food.asp

Or getting salmonella, or botulism, or E coli poisoning or mercury poisoning or whatever else you can get from food.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That sludgy brown stuff may not be coffee. And the white stuff may not be milk. Maybe the ice numbs the tastebuds?

Well in that case it would at least get the "no caffeine during pregnancy!" fascists off my back.*











* They're not actually on my back. Nobody has ever given me a hard time about consuming caffeine. Except the authors of all those annoying books, but they can't see me. Nor can anyone else, because I drink it at home, hidden from public view, or I drink it from a non-transparent beverage holder. Or, I buy it where nobody knows I'm pregnant, but might merely think to themselves, if they give a collective damn, that I should lay off the whole milk, because it's bikini season, after all.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Well in that case it would at least get the "no caffeine during pregnancy!" fascists off my back.*











* They're not actually on my back. Nobody has ever given me a hard time about consuming caffeine. Except the authors of all those annoying books, but they can't see me. Nor can anyone else, because I drink it at home, hidden from public view, or I drink it from a non-transparent beverage holder. Or, I buy it where nobody knows I'm pregnant, but might merely think to themselves, if they give a collective damn, that I should lay off the whole milk, because it's bikini season, after all.

I think feces are contraindicated during pregnancy. Bacteria or something. Not sure whether feces or raw cheese would be more dangerous.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I eat raw cheese now and then. I don't think it's any more harmful than eating beef, which could give you mad cow, and apparently may give you antibiotic-resistant UTIs.
http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20050115/food.asp

Or getting salmonella, or botulism, or E coli poisoning or mercury poisoning or whatever else you can get from food.

I imagine that there are a lot of risks associated from eating tacos from the trucks behind Airline market. The benefits totally and completly outweigh the risks though. I'm really, really hungry now

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I imagine that there are a lot of risks associated from eating tacos from the trucks behind Airline market. The benefits totally and completly outweigh the risks though. I'm really, really hungry now

I recently read an article (I think in the Press) about health inspections on the taco trucks. I'm with you on the benefits, though. I should probably just stop reading.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How do you make a Double Anal with a Twist?